• Efuckt: 38 Years Without Ejaculation - Oh fuck what the fucking hell [NSFW]
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So much wasted sperm
Bet that was an awesome O.
Fried Chicken must be illegal in his town.
:psyboom:
Hot.
[quote=lnfx;25759180]hot.[/quote] OH GOD WHAT. /caps
[img]http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/90b65b7b02bd70c3f7a1280cb0c8647a.jpg[/img]
Please be a fake [i]Please be a fake[/i]
Is this a porn site?
[QUOTE=PvtVain;25743258]Something that is very disgusting. I shall post more videos up on facepunch sometime.[/QUOTE] How did I know you would do something like that?
Oh hey, I've seen this before, but just the jizzing part in a .gif. When I first saw it I found it quite hilarious.
I laughed my ass off the whole video. Am I a bad person?
Couple of reactions when I first saw this. :psypop: Then this. :wtc: And finally, :downsgun:
Oh, if i ever have problems making kids, I'll just hold it in for a year or 2...
I think its just injected saline too, although how you fit that much in I dunno guess he did it over a period of time.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;25744212]Okay, I'm really starting to wonder what is wrong with me, I don't get boners from girls and i did not grow a boner from watching this. I am not gay nor straight, not even bi. what the fuck.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=202896&dateline=1287498870[/img] [editline]31st October 2010[/editline] Also with the Joke some other guy made; The Pope's Balls are bigger then Grapefrutis
[QUOTE=xpod1;25778303][img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=202896&dateline=1287498870[/img_thumb] [editline]31st October 2010[/editline] Also with the Joke some other guy made; The Pope's Balls are bigger then Grapefrutis[/QUOTE] I'm more partial to calling them bean bag chair sized...
[QUOTE=Jurikuer;25777621]I laughed my ass off the whole video. Am I a bad person?[/QUOTE] you're not alone
[QUOTE=Dustinm16;25777834]Oh, if i ever have problems making kids, I'll just hold it in for a year or 2...[/QUOTE] 38 years...
What the shit. I knew wanking was healthy for you but I had no fucking clue your balls would inflate if you never came.
How do people believe this to be true? Seamen doesn't accumulate in the testes, it matures and accumulates in the prostate. Excess or old seamen is ejected either during masturbation, wet dreams, or urination. This man's testicles grew to this size via saline injections, not from lack of masturbation.
The two videos are not connected to eachother. The first one is just a guy who injected something (oil or such) to his junk to make it huge. The other is just a guy who injected saline fluid to his balls an thus making him cum buckets. Most if the liquid he spews out is the saline fluid.
Reminds me of Johnny Dangerously [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9alvLdf5eWw[/media]
Anyway, why would you inject something to your balls? [B]WHY?![/B] :gonk:
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;25744333]Gay people?[/QUOTE] Not really. Didn't do much for me, it looked like it felt really fucking good though.
[QUOTE=Cureless;25751650]Fake as tits in vegas.[/QUOTE] *obligatory remark defending the city I live in*
faaark everyone talked this up, but i dont want to click the link .......
It's such a shame he didn't release that massive load inside of a girl
Oh god the horror [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb bump" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Tomthetechy;37807959]Oh god the horror[/QUOTE] Two year old bump, really? Come on man. I mean, the video is awful, and it's not even real. Sheesh.
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