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[quote]today at my all-girls school, we were doing a lab in biology i. As our teacher was explaining it, everyone was looking at each other and freaking out. It was the exact same lab that bella and edward had done when they first talked to each other! Mlit.[/quote]
what?
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omg omg i did a standard experiment that was in a movie about sparkling necrophiliacs! My life is the same as theirs.
Today, I found a website about average-day happenings that somehow pertain to Twilight. It's really popular. FML.
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;21041314]I like this one.
:geno:[/QUOTE]
im not gonna let these god damned vampires beat me
I feel so very bad for the boyfriends of all the girls on that website. Knowing the girls, they'd probably have their boyfriends eat arsenic to make them paler, and have them commit suicide "Just to see what necrophilia is like".
I still don't understand how this is appealing to teenage girls. It... it just makes no sense...
Cold, pale and creepy is what girls are looking for? Why are all the nerds still single? :colbert:
:Dawkins102:
[QUOTE=JaxJesse315;21046314]:Dawkins102:[/QUOTE]
Perfect way to start the second page
OP is obviously the most popular kid at school, in a crowd of 20,000 vampire loving fiend-like morons.
[QUOTE=Dclone2;21046180]I still don't understand how this is appealing to teenage girls. It... it just makes no sense...
Cold, pale and creepy is what girls are looking for? Why are all the nerds still single? :colbert:[/QUOTE]
They don't sparkle. :c00lbert:
[QUOTE=Dclone2;21046410]Glitter wouldn't help.
Pretty sure.[/QUOTE]
Then why am I getting laid left and right? :smug:
How did this movie even become so big anyways?
Did I miss something?
[QUOTE=Peavy262;21047189]How did this movie even become so big anyways?
Did I miss something?[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, you only missed a ton of fanboys/fangirls jizzing all over stupid fiction that was presented by horrible actors that can be replaced by your common hobo.
Well saying your gonna slaughter him is possibly something for him to countercharge with, But I vote press charge's. Be lawful.
"Every time I see a sign that says Volvo i get excited.MLIT "
Those product placement guys are laughing now
What's next, "My Life is Avatar"?
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;21050944]What's next, "My Life is Avatar"?[/QUOTE]
"Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was completely blue and our hair knotted together. I then realized it was my little brother playing another prank on me. I felt disappointed. MLIAV"
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/Wallace_Shawn.jpg[/img]
Inconcieveable, you say?
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Today my friend and I were in my moms car and we saw a silver volvo pass right next to us. The first thing we said was follow that car cause Edward might be driving around Dallas. The weirdest thing was that it actually was cloudy and raining- MLIT-[/QUOTE]
At this point, is it even necessary to post stories here and ridicule them. They all follow the same pattern.
The best one I read was in the last mlit thread, something about a girl making out with her Siberian husky or something thinking it's Jack or whatever.
What the fuck is this shit? I tried reading a few, and its just people saying random shit they did during the day. This is fucking stupid. FML was good for the first month, then the 14 year old whiney attention whore bitches got on it and ruined it all. These people should have been shut down long ago. I think someone needs to call 4chan.
[I]Retards anonymous [/I]is my opinion of that site.
In November, I went to see New Moon. Just as Edward is leaving Bella, the guy in front of me stands up. When Edward says "This is the last time you'll ever see me" the guy turns to his girlfriend, says "I couldn't have said that any better" and walked out. This was more entertaining than the rest of the movie. MLIA.
Best one yet today.
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Never mind, this is, I must try it:
Today, I discovered that Microsoft word can read your document aloud. I typed in "I am very disappointed in you, my friend. You have sinned." I then proceeded to hide the laptop in my sister's room, press play and dart out. The look on her faced was priceless. She ran downstairs and owned up to my parents about all the things she had done. Many of them included me. I am now grounded for two weeks. MLIA
[quote] At my middle school we all get Mac laptops which are white and shiny. We all named them Edward. MLIT [/quote]
My favorite, tells us what kind of retard would use a Mac.
[QUOTE=Nerdrage;21052432]My favorite, tells us what kind of retard would use a Mac.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.ayo4theo.com/stuff/pics/haters-gonna-hate.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Mokkan13;21050018]Well saying your gonna slaughter him is possibly something for him to countercharge with, But I vote press charge's. Be lawful.[/QUOTE]
Wrong thread, man.
Solution: Rig up a remote control to a volvo, drive around town leading all the twitards on, (maybe put an edward cardboard cut-out in the front seat) then drive over to a cliff and drive off, they'll jump like lemmings.
Omg a silver volvo
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