I once choked on an ice cube, but I breathed lightly for 20 minutes and it melted.
I must be too hardcore for you guys.
[QUOTE=m!lls;27095359]You're a dick.
Stealing things isn't cool dude.[/QUOTE]
it was my moms car :v:
At the age of i dunno, i slipped of the stairs and landed on my back in an unfortunate position. That caused all oxygen to leave my body. Couldn't breathe for a while, thought i was gonna die. But then i was able to breathe again, but i could do nothing else but whisper all day long because attempting to talk normally made me unable to talk and breathe. :(
Tried to do a somersault in the swimming pool, I guess the diving board was like 4 meters high or something. I landed straight on my chest though, and I couldn't do anything.
That was really, really scary.
plunging into an ice-cold river a mile away from my house. Nearly got hypothermia.
I almost got dragged into the ocean after getting knocked down by a wave when I was a small lad. My mom saved me though.
Almost drowned once
My brother decided to grab one of the kitchen knifes and throw it at me. I would have been dead if I didn't bend down to get my bag of Doritos.
When I was 5 years old I almost drowned in a pool after sliding down in those nice aquatic playgrounds, I didn't know the pool was that deep down and I couldn't swim or anything, I didn't have the strentgh. Then, one guy noticed me and he jumped down the pool and rescued me, dragging me out of the pool.
And when I was 6 years old I almost got ran over by a red sports car on my way home. I was just running insanely, out of school as it was over on my way home and didn't care to watch the streets for any coming cars or anything. My little brother and my mother were right behind me. Then this red car came in a huge velocity in the wrong side of the street. But something pulled me backwards somehow. It wasn't my mother as she was sort of far away. It was no one. After this event, I was so frightned I kept running to my residential block and was so scared to meet my parents that I decided to hide among the houses. Then I went back home and my mother hugged me like never before. And then I learned a life lesson.
almost getting hit by a car about 5 times and it was women that were driving...
Some prick was pointing a Rifle loaded with blank rounds at my my back from about half a metre away, while flicking the safety on and off. Probably would have done serious damage to my spine if he'd have fired.
[QUOTE=ashton93;25701763]I crashed my bike into some retard down a hill, taking a salto over the handle landing an inch from a rock with my head.
So, whats your near death experience?[/QUOTE]
Some how I read this as "I crashed my bike onto some retard down a hill, taking a salto over the hnadle and landing a inch from a [b]cock[/b] with my head"
:sadface:
My virginity [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tqKNaTEtkpg/SxJ53O1NUYI/AAAAAAAAAeQ/p6s0xagWKqs/s1600/shs_sadSmileyArt1.jpg[/img]
I have to bike to school, well had too, and I have to cross one of the busiest intersections in my city, well some dickbag driving an 18 wheeler transport truck decides to turn when I was biking across, (I had the right of way). So realizing this I tried to turn parallel to him, but then my back tire slides out, right under the back tires of the cab. I rolled off in time, but it was fucking scary, called the cops, and the guy bought me an even nicer bike than the one he crushed. (That bike eventually got stolen). Needless to say I don't bike anywhere anymore.
One time, I went down a waterslide, and hit my head on the bottom of it. Seven stitches.
Was rafting on a river, my raft flipped over on a rapids and sucked me under. I was pinned to a rock underwater with the current pushing against me. I tried pushing up to find the raft was directly above me, also pinned against the rock. I had to push quite hard and just managed to get my head in the flipped over raft for air. I then had to go back under and try and find my way out while the current was still pushing me.
I cried.
[editline]9th January 2011[/editline]
I hate water now
I always keep almost getting run over by cars
I almost got hit by a bike, a bus and taxi by walking out into a road around a year ago thinking the lights where still on green. Needless to say I'm pretty cautious when it comes to crossing roads now.
My closest brush with death was late on Halloween night a couple years ago in the backseat of a red Mitsubishi minivan going sideways on its two left wheels down a freeway around a turn at about 70 miles per hour with a big truck about to turn us into scrap metal and with my broken PC between my legs.
It is a pretty strange story.
[QUOTE=Bean-O;27393732]My closest brush with death was late on Halloween night a couple years ago in the backseat of a red Mitsubishi minivan going sideways on its two left wheels down a freeway around a turn at about 70 miles per hour with a big truck about to turn us into scrap metal and with my broken PC between my legs.
It is a pretty strange story.[/QUOTE]
What exactly happened? Sounds like a good story :v:
Basically I raged at TF2 earlier in the day and put a steel-toed boot through the side of the computer (Forgot that I was wearing it at the time). It was still operational as we discovered later but at the time I thought it was fucked. My brother was putting together computers at the time out of a bunch of used parts so he offered to take a look at whatever he could salvage so he'd pick me up and my computer, we'd go to a party and he'd mess with the computer later in the week. So he picks me up and I'm feeling like the biggest idiot on earth because I just wrecked my computer (although it wasn't an expensive build, nothing but hand-me-down components). Anyway we're on the highway (CAL 85) as the road curves and banks right. We are in the far left lane. Then some drunk motherfucker comes up behind us and merges into our right side near the rear bumper, effectively pulling off a PERFECT fishtail maneuver like you see on all of the WILDEST POLICE CHASES shows where they show that same video clip of the same drunk redneck being chased for hours on end. So he takes off and we start to spin out. This is that moment. The car is tilted up on the two left wheels, the right ones are off the ground. We are still doing like 70 or 60. We are going sideways. And I still have my computer between my knees about ready to do some damage when we inevitably roll. Thankfully my brother reacted like Mario fucking Andretti and corrected the car as fast as humanely possible. As he does this we clear the 3rd lane from the left, (2nd from right) and a giant fucking truck going god knows how fast around that curve intersects the spot we just crossed. We pull off to the side of the road and none of us says anything for a good 15 seconds or so.
So we almost died 3 times in under 3 seconds.
The drunk almost slammed us into the barrier on our left before we went into a spin.
We almost rolled.
We were almost turned into a heap of spare parts and gore by a speeding tractor-trailer rig.
Although we were within direct visual sight of a hospital. (the Mountain View Center, we were on California 85)
Yeah I felt like one lucky motherfucker that night.
One time when I was very little I was playing on a rope swing in my backyard, and I somehow ended up hanging myself.
Luckily my dad saved me.
Nearly got hit by lightening...it was about 4 or 5 meters away. Scary as hell...
Well, I usually get almost hit by cars due to me daydreaming. And when I was on holiday I went to turn a fan on and the button was missing, so I put my finger in and it shocked me real bad. I was shaking afterwards.
When I was a young teen on vacation at my cabin, one of my stupid cousins took my relatives winchester rifle and shot at a tree I happened to be close to. Bullet whizzed right by my dick where I was pissing.
Not life threatening but shit was scary.
Old English iron goalpost landing on my neck. Should have flattened my neck to pulp. I also blacked out.
Hooray for guardian angels?
Got my face eaten by a dog (Labrador)
Was on a trip at Acapulco Mexico, when I decided to get in the water.
(they had a yellow/orange flag at the time, but everyone was in the water, so I ignored it)
I was about waist deep, when the tied started to pull me in, the current shook me up pretty good.
A local guy saved me, I'm grateful for that.
To help with insomnia I took some medication, laid in bed for a bit and couldn't get to sleep. So I got up, walked to the bathroom and started to pee. I could hear a thumping or beating noise, as if my heart was slowing down, all while I got dizzy. Eventually it slowed enough for it to stop. And I collapsed. I was fine after 5 seconds or something, I don't know.
I was driving down a road with ditches on both sides. My vehicle was a 2000 Chevy Blazer, but it was pre-owned. The steering was slightly tweaked so if the wheel was centered it moved to the right. Around 1/2 mile from my house I turn around to grab something from my brother, turn back around, only to see myself get sucked into the ditch (it had just rained, so the grass was soft) and go for about 20 yards before hitting a culvert on a driveway with only my front right wheel, which didn't deploy the airbags. So after we hit the culvert the vehicle pops up into the air and does a barrel roll and lands on top of and breaks a gas meter, landing about a foot away from an electric pole that could have lit the gas and blew us all to hell.
There were 4 people in the car and we all got out without a scratch. We were pretty shaken up afterwards, though.
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