I wouldn't remember, because apparently mine was at birth. No I'm not going into details.
[QUOTE=Floreum;27407737]I wouldn't remember, because apparently mine was at birth. No I'm not going into details.[/QUOTE]
Umbilical cord around your neck?
My closest experience was probably when I fell and hit my head on the ground. Dislocated my jaw hehe. Also riding the taxi in China, our car hit a pedestrian. Could as well be another car because the driver sucked.
Why is everyone rating funnies? Death isn't funny. :<
I was walking down a narrow road, and some asshole was speeding down it, then purposely turned the car aiming towards me going over the curb and tried to run me down. He turned last second. Almost shit my pants though.
Probably the time I almost lost control of my car on a dirt road.
I swear if it wasn't for all that time spent drifting in Gran Turismo I would've sideswiped a tree.
Cracked my head open when I was 4.
And I almost drowned in a pool when I was little. Someone else saw me and helped me out, yet my father didn't do anything.
I think it would be that time I was in some kind of boyscout-thingy, where one of my friends took up a knife, holding it onto my throat while sitting on me, so I couldn't do a thing.
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I didn't even get hurt....
Nice friends though
In 4.th or 5.th grade, they broke my arm
Most of the boys in my class where throwing me up in the air on a mat. On the way down, they dropped the mat as soon as I touched it. I landed with my arm under my hard ass butt
[QUOTE=catfishyfish;27412771]I think it would be that time I was in some kind of boyscout-thingy, where one of my friends took up a knife, holding it onto my throat while sitting on me, so I couldn't do a thing.[/QUOTE]
How could that kinda guy possibly be a friend?
[QUOTE=Recurracy;27412953]How could that kinda guy possibly be a friend?[/QUOTE]
He had ADHD
Now he smokes weed and stuff. Nice guy when you know him though
I had a some kind of virus that put me off eating or drinking anything (my diet normally is very restricted). After a week or so of eating and drinking far below my normal level I had pritty much lost all strength and energy. So I went to hospital for 3 days and they stuck me on a drip.
Oh, and I remember a scary time I had some kind of breathing problems in the winter. I had to breathe like a maniac to get enough air. Like if you run as far as you can, and a little longer, so you are exhausted as shit. At the same time, the rest of the family left for ice-fishing. And I was left alone...
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25702278]I was on the toilet...
Im going to stop there.[/QUOTE]
Good job, Elvis.
knife wound
bled horribly, scary as fuck
I had a guy hold an 8 inch blade to my throat and tell me that somebody had to pay. The same guy had stabbed his friend the day prior in Oroville and had a $1 million dollar warrant out for his arrest. Nobody knew I was outside and the only reason my friend came out was because he saw a knife in the guy's hand when he was walking by. I'd be dead if he hadn't seen it. Anyway, he fled, the cops found him the next morning, tased him, he got up and charged at them, they filled him full of bullets.
Link to news report [url]http://policelink.monster.com/news/articles/147368-officers-shoot-kill-stabbing-suspect[/url]
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[QUOTE=Mordin!;27303623]At the age of i dunno, i slipped of the stairs and landed on my back in an unfortunate position. That caused all oxygen to leave my body. Couldn't breathe for a while, thought i was gonna die. But then i was able to breathe again, but i could do nothing else but whisper all day long because attempting to talk normally made me unable to talk and breathe. :([/QUOTE]
It's called getting the wind knocked out of you, It happens if you hit your back really hard unexpectedly.
Nearly impaled myself on bike handlebars falling off of it at high speed.
[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;27414163]Nearly impaled myself on bike handlebars falling off of it at high speed.[/QUOTE]
Oh, yeah. He used to work for Evel Knievel, testing his bikes before big jumps. He would do the jumps first to make sure they were safe and let Evel come in and get all the glory. After a while the old man said, "To hell with that. I want the credit I deserve." So one afternoon, he set out to jump ten milk trucks. He nailed the take-off, but when he landed, something terrible happened. His front tire exploded like a cannonball, and his handle bars went straight through his head. Blood was everywhere. His teeth were ground down to a powder, and the front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly... the next day.
I tried to eat a piece of plastic paper and almost choked to death. I was 8
One day i was riding my trycicle and i noticed my dad's car. The window was open so i wanted to take a quick peek inside. I stood up on my trycicle and looked through the window. Then my trycicle fell and my head got stuck, I couldn't touch the ground because i was too small so i almost suffocated. Good thing the neighbour saw me and opened the window.
I nearly fell of a cliff in Switzerland. Good times.
one time i grazed my knee and my mommy kissed it better i catn beliv im alive now tho :)))
I was taking some perscription drug in 2003 and went into cardiac arrest. EMTs got be back on the spot. Spent a day in the hospital and checked out okay. But now I have heart problems.
almost drowned, cousin swam by me. brother saved me.
cousin set me on fire, got a second degree burn on my leg.
Rode a wagon down a steep hill when I was like 15 tipped it over half way down and bashed my face off the pavement.
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;27417279]almost drowned, cousin swam by me. brother saved me.
cousin set me on fire, got a second degree burn on my leg.
Rode a wagon down a steep hill when I was like 15 tipped it over half way down and bashed my face off the pavement.[/QUOTE]
What kind of cousin is that?
I said chuck norris jokes were false. Fortunately Chuck let me live .
Fell off a roof when I was 6 straight onto my back :saddowns:
How I didn't break it is beyond me
I don't have one but my friend got gangraped by 10 black guys
I had a splinter about an inch in length under my fingernail. When I removed it, it felt like I was sawing off a limb.
[QUOTE=reywilnc;27418206]What kind of cousin is that?[/QUOTE]
hes an alright guy, we were very young in the first scenario doubt he knew what was going on.
we were drinking at the time I was set aflame. Barely remember.
Attempted suicide. Someone else intervened so the attempt failed.
nigga stole my bike
had withdrawl
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