Was biking, looked at the 4-way intersection I was about to cross, saw a green and red light (generally my queue to go -- red for turning and green for going, generally meaning bikes can go) - ended up barreling into the intersection and almost getting collided into by 2 cars. Turns out the green was for the perpendicular lane, I was too tired to notice at 6 am..
I was listening to a Megadeth CD outside of a Metallica concert.
Ummm I got chased by a guy with a gun a few years back. Said we were talking shit about his sisters and he was from BPG. (Brown Pride Gang)
[QUOTE=Dougz;25711663]Ummm I got chased by a guy with a gun a few years back. Said we were talking shit about his sisters and he was from BPG. (Brown Pride Gang)[/QUOTE]
Brown pride? :wtc:
[QUOTE=berryman13;25711725]Brown pride? :wtc:[/QUOTE]
Southern California consists of mostly MS-13 offshoots. BPG being one of them.
I've been close several times. Appendix ruptured, (no one believed me because I've got high pain tolerance and didn't show outward symptoms other than a low fever), 3 independent rock climbing incidents, blood pressure related complications from renal artery stenosis at around the age of 6, and more.
When I jumped out of a moving automobile as it was rolling backwards down a slope with no one in the drivers seat. The brakes weren't working properly or something.
I had Jumped out purely on instinct, got hit by the open door, and I was just barely able to roll my body around so that the front tire wouldn't crush my skull.
As it Turned out I should have stayed in the car, since it hit a tree before it could gain too much momentum.
I've had 4 near death experiences...
1. I was almost suffocated by my umbilical chord.
2. I almost drowned in a 6 foot pool (5'ish)
3. I almost fell of a rickety bridge, which would of been a 40 foot drop.
4. I almost got hit by an suv going 40mph, but it only ran over my foot.
Yup. I plan on getting a tattoo saying, "Living out the rest of my five lives"
I rolled my car going about 70mph (~112 kph) with my friend Brad in the car. Took out 5 metal polls that were cemented in the ground. Tore the car up pretty bad, my arm was bleeding pretty bad too.
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You can see where one of the polls hit right above the wheel, there is an indentation.
Thats me sticking my hand in the window.
Hated that car anyways.
Also right across the street where I wrecked two people died in a car wreck.
So far, my closest was when I was about to cross a crosswalk. The light told me to walk, so I took a step over the curb then heard a car coming fast, I look to my left and some fucker in a pickup truck is speeding. I quickly step back and the truck flies by missing me by no more than an inch. The fucker drove through the a red light and didn't even give a fuck that if I'd moved a fraction of a second later he would've killed me.
when I was six years old I was wondering why my radio wasn't working so I unplugged the power cord and shoved a pen into the socket. I got the taser effect.
Played world of warcraft.
Well, when I was about 4/5 I ran full speed into a wall with a metal corner, tearing my head open, then a couple years after that, I was spinning around and got dizzy and fell onto the edge of a glass table opening up the back of my neck but I only had to get stiches.
When I was 10, a snooker table fell on my head. One of the stands wasn't put together properly. A piece of sharp wood from the bottom of the table created a fairly deep wound no more than half an inch above my right eye.
Yeah, that sucked.
I was taking my open water exam for my SCUBA certification, and I had to take my mask off 20 feet below and put it back on. The 40-50℉ water hit my face and my throat closed up. I tried to bolt to the surface, but my instructor and dad held me down. I was able to calm down and breathe, though.
Was a scary and long 2 seconds.
I got dropped on my head when i was like 4 onto concrete didnt crack my skull but i managed to get a couple small rocks lodged it my head.
I was riding a bike down the road. A van rear ended me and sent me into a ditch... Mom wasn't so lucky.
Never really had one. My life is boring :frown:
[QUOTE=SpartanV2;25712230]Well, when I was about 4/5[/QUOTE]
Four fifths? Surprising you can run when you're 0.8 years old.
my friend and I were climbing this awesome tree, and I was going up really high. i grabbed on to this one branch, and it broke so i quickly grabbed onto another one. I hung there for a while before finding another branch to step down on. Slowly going back down, I was shaking and my heart was racing. I am never going to climb that tree again
I had the flu, which I actually had for four days before being diagnosed, even though a fever is supposed to set in after twenty four hours. I was coughing so badly at school for those four days, even though my mom didn't believe I was sick, they thought I had the whooping cough, but after they gave me a flu test, within two minutes the liquid turned blue, when it's usually supposed to take about ten-fifteen minutes.
Later that night my fever sky-rocketed, which is really bad for me considering I never get high-fevers when I'm sick, it was also in Spring so my allergies were in full swing. I had my entire nose plugged up on both nostrils, my throat was raw from allergies and pieces of it would fly up into my mouth when I coughed since I was throwing up.
I couldn't hear, and every single breath I took was through my mouth(which burned, and made me cough), since my noses were plugged up and runny, and filled with dried blood from bloody noses. I remember laying there, with the chills unable to move and just thinking that I wanted to die so badly.
I feel like I've posted these a million times.
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Oh, and that's my bone sticking out of my thumb there
I was crossing the street trying to get to my school cause I was about 5-10 minutes late for class after lunch. About 1/3rd way throught the crosswalk this fucking cop comes gunning it, with no sirens at all turns on a red light and slams into me, sending me, my backpack flying through the air, ripping it open and spilling along with my binder, my pipe, some old dimebags which I did not know why I kept in there, and a freshly bought quarter-ounce.
Needless to say justice was served, I got 2 possession charges in my name and the cop got his paycheck. :downs:
Fat guy sat on me in a wavepool on accident.
This was when I was still living in South Africa,
my family and I went camping in Mozambique (bordering country of SA),
and we got lost. Like, completely lost. Even with a GPS.
So, we set up camp next to the road (a dirt road at that) in the middle of the wild.
Everything was fine up until I was playing with a flash light and shone it into the bush.
I saw glowing eyes and freaked out- turns out it was a leopard and it was 3 meters from us.
It was stalking us which was rather cute :3:
But yeah, I ended up throwing potatoes at it to make it go away.
That and our car has been stormed a few times by angry male elephants.
Fun times, fun times.
[QUOTE=Dougz;25711781]Southern California consists of mostly MS-13 offshoots. BPG being one of them.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I live in Culver City. Relatively tame compared to what surrounds, but I just find that a very odd name.
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;25713439]I feel like I've posted these a million times.
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Dude, fuck.
I was eating.
Got hit by a car AFTER crossing the road, the guy was driving on the sidewalk for some odd reason.
[QUOTE=Micr0;25711926]So far, my closest was when I was about to cross a crosswalk. The light told me to walk, so I took a step over the curb then heard a car coming fast, I look to my left and some fucker in a pickup truck is speeding. I quickly step back and the truck flies by missing me by no more than an inch. The fucker drove through the a red light and didn't even give a fuck that if I'd moved a fraction of a second later he would've killed me.[/QUOTE]
That happened to me once. And the assholes in the car gave me the finger.
I was fucking around at this construction site and I slipped and almost fell to my death on some concrete tubes.... nicee
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