Acting all cool by not looking when I crossed the road only to be pulled back by my girlfriend just before a car going 50/60 would have hit me.
When I was around the 5 years old I had an argument with a girlfriend, this made me so upset that I went upstairs and glared through the window at her. Anyway I went to the staircase and stepped on a suitcase to look over the edge. What resulted in me falling into a laundry basket, bobsledding down the stairs backwards. When I finally hit the ground I flew out of it hitting the back side of my head against a closet.
When i was a baby my chair fell over (it was one of those baby safe chairs)and if I had not used my whittle hands to keep my head from hitting the floor...
I was 4 and after taking a bath I decided to sprint down the stairs, I slipped and rolled down the stairs head first, hit a corner and cracked my head open. I didn't feel a thing and realized that I injured myself when blood poured down my face.
On a rainy day, fell down a flight of around 100 concrete steps, cracked my head open. Scarred for life :downs:
When I was younger, about 8, my uncle and aunt got this cool fire pit and when we had family bbqs afterward we'd all sit by the fire pit on the lawn chairs. The kind that you have to move the bar on the back of the chair for the chair to recline, and if you take the bar of the latches it folds in. Well I was sitting on it and the thing just fucking fell off and I was like catapulted forward towards the fire, my legs got stuck in the chair, and I barely missed it because i curved my body and I couldn't move without being burnt so my dad had to drag the entire chair back.
Like this
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[QUOTE=Carne;25702154]Me and a friend was walking home, it was dark. There was no sidewalk so we had use walk close to a ditch. A car sped from around a corner and hit my friend. Luckely, he was riding his bike and didn't get seriously injured. What really pissed me off though was that when the man driving walked over to us and asked if we were okay, his wife yelled "Dear, did the car get any scratches?". I was a couple of inches away from getting hit myself, so I guess this is the closest I've been to death.[/QUOTE]
Would you prefer it to be a hit and run?
Punched a glass door. Got my wrist all fucked up and bled like a bitch. I don't know what possessed me to be so dumb but I was only five. Never get angry and pick a fight with a glass door, there really is no way to win.
[QUOTE=Teal Moose;25714783]Punched a glass door. Got my wrist all fucked up and bled like a bitch. I don't know what possessed me to be so dumb but I was only five. Never get angry and pick a fight with a glass door, there really is no way to win.[/QUOTE]
Beating up inanimate objects.
Smart.
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;25713439]I feel like I've posted these a million times.
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Dude what. What the fuck happened
I live next to a gun range, a quarter mile away from a bar. Fun! I was in my yard minding business when I heard a whizzing past my ear and one of my windows shattering. I find this strange seeing as the range doesnt point at my house, but rather the road. Very safe. :downs:
[QUOTE=Hesychasmos;25709643]I drove around Philadelphia once[/QUOTE]
Sadly, this is very true about Philadelphia.
I saw the internet for the first time.
[editline]28th October 2010[/editline]
Scared me for life.
I've had alot of near death experiences while hunting, once I was scaling a cliff to get a vantage point to see a large field, and whole entire rock ledge I was on gave way causing me to slide down 30 feet of rock and land roughly into a bush, somehow my rifle was barely scratched. Another time I was throwing empty corn bags into a fire next thing I know one of the corn bags "explodes" because there were about 30 live rounds in it. .
Also while I was once playing basketball I fell onto my knees and another player tripped onto me his elbow hit my upper spine nearly breaking it, instead it shifted it about half an inch dislocating about 4 ribs and screwing my back up a great deal.
I've also probably drowned about 6 times .
One of my favorite though is when me and a friend decided it would be a good idea to go a down a 300 foot long hill laying on a "vehicle" we made with plywood and 2 skateboards.
Hit by a speeding moped when I was 3 and I almost drowned with my girlfriend at the beach.
On vacation, my tour guide said small hike which turned out to be more like rock climbing. My foot slipped, lost balance. Some guy grabbed my hand before I could fall back and hit my head on a rock.
I looked in 'Drop Dead Threads.'
The screaming subsided an hour later.
I was around 12 or so. I was camping with a few friends and we were hiking along the Suwanee river.
We all slipped off a rock and fell down a hill. At the bottom I was about an inch away from a really, really sharp rock. However on my way down I did get impaled by a nail. Fucking litter.
Parasailing in Mexico. The boat stopped...
Me and my friend were wrestling. He got a little too rough and ended up swinging my body around, where my head managed to barely miss the corner of a ping pong table by a few centimeters. Not too bad I guess.
made a home made pipe bomb with some friends...blew it up flew right through my leg I lost a pint and a half of blood
I got trapped in a riptide when visiting family in Mexico, Cancun to be exact, my dad and some random Mexican dude had to save me.
[editline]28th October 2010[/editline]
I have never swam in the ocean ever since, that was like 6 years ago.
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I was longboarding on my Tan Tien down a carpark, going about 35km/h according to my friends iPhone, a car came around the corner, is was the Toyota synergy motor one that uses an electrical engine, so we couldn't hear it. I did a slide and slammed into the front of the car, lucky i roled over the car and landed on my feet at the back,
moral of the story, GREEN KILLS
when i was about 3 or 4 years old i got really pissed off at my mom, and locked myself in the trunk of our car by accident while she was doing something in a building nearby and i almost died of suffocation
my mom thankfully heard me banging my head on the trunk door and got me out
When I was attacked by a bear or when someone tried to slit my throat with a knife.
also when I was 3 or 4 I was running through the house, according to my mom I was pretending to be a dinosaur, and I slammed into a door causing me to bite into my tongue, slice my chin, and crack my skull open.
when my dad took me to the hospital there was so much blood they didn't know if I was bleeding or if my dad was at first.
I stubbed my toe.
Car crash.
:saddowns:
My nearest death experience was with a dog. I went over to a neighbor's house to get a tool for my stepdad. Knocked on the door and didn't realize it was partially open. Next thing I know, their very aggressive german shepherd is flying through the air at me. It clamped down on my throat. Thing missed my jugular by less than a millimeter according to the doctor, I guess I'm lucky that I managed to get my arms up under its chest enough to prevent it from really clamping down as much as it could have.
I was showing my friends a cool trick where you squat down, breath HEAVILY for like 30 seconds, and when you get up plug your nose and breath out and you black out. I did this and took a tumble down the stairs
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