I was actually dead for 2 minutes according to the definition of "legally dead".
I got into an argument with a fisher who was on my paid property on the shore of a lake, and it got heated very fast.
My dumb ass friend decided to pull a knife out, so I pulled my KA-BAR out too. Little did we know that this dude was packing heat, in the form of a S&W 44 Magnum. The guy shot me 2 times, and I fell into the lake unconscious.
The guy told my friend to fuck off or he'll get one in the head. My friend instead dived in, and grabbed me.
Thing is, all I remembered was up to the point where I felt the first round hit me. I woke 2 days later, and they told me what happened, and that I was DOA to the hospital, but they tried anyway. If they hadn't of tried even though I was already the definition of "legally dead", I really would be dead. To this day though, I have bad lower back pain (1 round went through my rib and came out 1/2 left of my L4 vertebrae.). The other round hit me in my neck.
The responders to the scene, said about a 20 foot area of the lake was light red, around where I fell in. Blood loss was huge. Anyway, I don't get to tell many people that, so sorry if it was a little long to read.
Fuck, thats crazy
[QUOTE=James1o1o;25701918]This must be a parody thread. :argh: I have read the same story about someone on this forum who crashed into an old woman and broke her arm.[/QUOTE]
That was MONTHS ago
I guess I haven't really had a near death experience. The worst I had was when I tripped and ripped open my left knee. If it was just a bit deeper, I could have dealt some serious nerve damage, and probably wouldn't be walking normally today.
Fortunately, thats about the worst that's happened to me.
was riding me bike in grade 4, going insanely fast, lost control, fell over, had road rash a nasty scrape and a sprained ankle that got caught in the chain
not bad, considering the crash blew out one of the tires, bent up the bike frame and effectively removed the seat
When I was born - born premature, Had to be incubated, doctor said I would probably die.
Ecoli - Shit was bad.
Hip surgery - kinda close, the doctor cut my femoral artery.
Just want to add, I do kind of wish I had died though, doctors will not under any circumstances, prescribe painkillers to anyone under 30 years old.
I'm 20 now. And I have to sit for the majority of the day, because of the pain. The laws here are fucked up. Oh well, 10 more years to go. :/
[QUOTE=Superstormj;25736399]I was actually dead for 2 minutes according to the definition of "legally dead".
[/QUOTE]
congrats, you're officially a zombie
[editline]29th October 2010[/editline]
but thats gotta suck man, i feel like i haven't felt anything
I got hit by a car when I was riding my bike
I wasn't wearing a helmet, and I flew about 5 meters after getting hit and if my head had hit the sidewalk I probably would've died
Poison.
Fucking spiders.
A Fever of 39ºC Ain't cool at all.
When I was 3 I had a tiny plastic slide in my sisters room. For whatever reason we were pretending to be the Toucan on the Fruit Loops Box, so we had a bunch of separated Pull 'n' Peels in our mouths and we were jumping off the slide.
So I ran down the slide at full speed and couldn't stop, and 2 feet away from the bottom of the slide was a the sharp edge of a wall (it was a convex angle, not a corner). So I fly head-on into it, my fore-head taking the force of the impact.
I cracked my skull open, I must have went into shock or something because it didn't hurt at all until I got to the hospital and they started stitching it up. I remember every second of what happened, I got to eat blood-covered Pull 'n' Peels while they stitched my head.
the movie and novel black hawk down was actually based on me
[sp]i was the black hawk[/sp]
[QUOTE=Archy;25736906]congrats, you're officially a zombie
[editline]29th October 2010[/editline]
but thats gotta suck man, i feel like i haven't felt anything[/QUOTE]
There's nothing after death, from what I can tell. Which saddens me greatly.
[QUOTE=Superstormj;25736842]Just want to add, I do kind of wish I had died though, doctors will not under any circumstances, prescribe painkillers to anyone under 30 years old.
I'm 20 now. And I have to sit for the majority of the day, because of the pain. The laws here are fucked up. Oh well, 10 more years to go. :/[/QUOTE]
What the hell?
I got a full bottle of Vicodin and Oxycodone (not at the same time(throughout the years, for the pain)) when I got my hip replaced. I'm 18.
When I was younger I tried running across a highway with a car coming really fast. I only noticed it when I was RIGHT about to get in its path so I decided to try to make it. When it passed behind me I could feel the hood of the car scrape against the top of my foot, and then it hit the frame next to the windshield. The car was going about 90-110 km/h. The guy just kept going, he didn't even slow down. Eh, I hate moments like that where you can't decide whether you need to go or not in time.
when my brother farted in my face.
I went outside once.
Oh god.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;25737878]I went outside once.
Oh god.[/QUOTE]
Are you okay?! Do we need to get you to a hospital?
This year on my way back from Phoenix the wheel on my dad's Van came off, we almost got in a rollover accident.
[editline]29th October 2010[/editline]
and I had a seizure last week but the car was a more badass way of nearly dying
I tripped down the stairs of someone's shitty mobile home and slammed my arm into the concrete. I broke my elbow.
And you call that near death?
I'd consider that extremely painful but not life threatening
I had a pretty bad fall when I was around six. Spent the night in the hospital with a shattered nose and all I remember of that night is waking up throwing up passing out waking up throwing up hearing voices (The hospital intercom I think) throwing up and than passing out Repeat x20
I'm glad you didn't have brain damage :)
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;25737878]I went outside once.
Oh god.[/QUOTE]
without any milk?
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My nana (she was quite young too maybe late 30's my poppa re married and that's why it seems odd.) was driving and we hit some black ice, we were in a gorge at the time and we nearly slid of the edge. The cliff was quite steep too. Fucking scary as hell.
One time, I decided to see how much I could fap in a given time period.
I broke my previous record with a new record of 15 times.
Anyway, I get up and walk to the living room with a laptop in my hand.
Everything goes white and I fall to the floor sideways, laptop in my hand, right on my head, with loud thud
I just laid there, heard my dad shouting "SHUT UP OVER THERE" until everything went back to the normal and I got up and fapped once more before I went to bed.
The laptop still worked, the poor thing.
[QUOTE=Explicit;25738572]Everything goes white and I fall to the floor sideways[/QUOTE]
Idiot. Wear pants next time while moving from room to room after fapping. There might be an after-discharge
I got stabbed at a train station.
[QUOTE=OvB;25737063]What the hell?
I got a full bottle of Vicodin and Oxycodone (not at the same time(throughout the years, for the pain)) when I got my hip replaced. I'm 18.[/QUOTE]
Mind sending me some? j/k
The reason being some legislature passed from some bullshit study saying people under 30 get addicted to painkillers too easily, and should under no circumstances be given any less they move on to heroin, etc. Basically, it was just someone with deep pockets paying for votes. So now, as a result of their money/greed, I suffer 24/7 and there's nothing I can do about it. Suicide seems a better option every single day. And I know how suicide will turn out since I was already dead once. Basically, ever been really tired and lay down feeling really relaxed? Just laying in your bed with your eyes closed, and every muscle let go? And then you drift off to sleep? That's how it feels. You don't know you've fallen asleep, it's just black for a few seconds, then you stop thinking. I don't know how to explain it better. If I think of how to explain it better, I'll do another post.
God, this seems so fucking sadistic, but it's true.
[QUOTE=Araknid;25738832]Idiot. Wear pants next time while moving from room to room after fapping. There might be an after-discharge[/QUOTE]
I WAS wearing pants. I just lost my balance when everything went white.
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