• Battleship: The Movie
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What the fuck. From a Brits viewpoint. This movie looks like utter Hollywood churned out shite with no story and some big explosions. Not one I will watch.
It's starring Alexander "Why am I in this movie" Skarsgård [I]and[/I] Liam Neeson, who I can't even make a stupid title for because I already did one in this sentence? I reiterate once more, [I][B][U]WHY?[/U][/B][/I] At least Transformers had a goddamn plot line to follow, how the fuck do you go from a Naval combat boardgame to Aliens shooting pegs and erecting a forcefield around Hawaii for no apparent reason?
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;31453598]The budget for this movie is [B]$200,000,000[/B], folks. two hundred fuckin' million dollars.[/QUOTE] Country facing multi trillion-dollar deficit. Let's make movies about boardgames.
[QUOTE=Bombardier.;31471731]Country facing multi trillion-dollar deficit. Let's make movies about boardgames.[/QUOTE] because the government funds all movies :downs:
[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;31472175]because the government funds all movies :downs:[/QUOTE] Go away I'm trying to be a hip and edgy leftist American teen.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;31453598]The budget for this movie is [B]$200,000,000[/B], folks. two hundred fuckin' million dollars.[/QUOTE]It's sad movies like this not only get made, but can do it while getting this much cash thrown at them, while potentially great ones struggle to even get shown in theaters, let alone get made.
I was going to write up this big argument about how maybe this isn't a serious film project and maybe the guys who made this are going into it with the same mindset as the guys behind Pirhana 3D but then I realized even then this movie would still blow massive donkey cock so nevermind
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