• kid reviews dominos pan pizza
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this kid ain't got shit on food reviewer [video=youtube;rXPnUEWu57Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXPnUEWu57Q[/video]
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internet pimp status confirmed
[img]http://www.fiestafrog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Randall.jpg[/img]
He's earning money from paid product placements, guys. Watching the videos is just handing him money.
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;40924523]Even he knows that only douchebags use a knife and fork to eat pizza[/QUOTE] Or you know like, Italians.
Hahahahah I remember this thread when it was originally on bodybuilding.com. It was probably a 40+ page thread, the kid made an account and everything. It was fucking hilarious.
[QUOTE=Engie;40925682]Slicked hair just looks bad.[/QUOTE] Depends. [IMG]http://mccom.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/don-draper1.jpg[/IMG]
has anyone got a link to the thread on bodybuilding.com?
bodybuilding.com thread: [url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=151172643[/url] there's a few douches here and there who make fun of him but otherwise
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TuHH56w.jpg[/IMG] hahaha, im dying
I don't know why, but I really want this kid to get famous. It's got this.. Troll(ish) allure to it, but it's legit, thus making it x10 better.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mYvBa61U8c[/media] He gets so damn excited in this video.
It's not what he's reviewing that gets me, it's the fact that he looks like he's from the 1%.
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;40925482]I don't see how would a fork and knife help when you are going to be putting that hot pizza in your mouth anyway.[/QUOTE] because the steam gets released after cutting it instead of you biting into it and it going all into your face idk science
God theres someone actually recording fuck me how awkward
[QUOTE=ifaux;40928603]he also has videos where he just talks about shit and has a video where he shows us his daily life; however i think this one is actually worth watching it's kind of heart breaking but at the same time shows how genuine this kid really is [video=youtube;F7e65oS_qpU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7e65oS_qpU[/video] [editline]6th June 2013[/editline] there we go fuck[/QUOTE] Woah, does he live in a group home or something? That would explain the odd choice of decor. It's kind of nice to see someone like him not make an ass of himself and continually drive himself further away from society the second he gained an internet connection; although I'm not gonna lie that asshat flipping him the bird kinda sorta killed my buzz from his other videos.
[QUOTE=Tools;40924274]Why does EVERYTHING need to be reviewed? Seriously, I bet in the near future someone will review the different countries' oxygen.[/QUOTE] Already do. Man, this air quotes are so eloquent and lighting fast.
Haha his accent makes everything so funny.
woah did you people seriously just discover this this has been huge on SA and MISC for fucking months [editline]7th June 2013[/editline] fuck my friends brother even made a song for it it's been around so long [media][URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gW7R4NeLgs[/URL][/media]
This kid fucking owns
[QUOTE=megafat;40931548]It's not what he's reviewing that gets me, it's the fact that he looks like he's from the 1%.[/QUOTE] Suits are really cheap unless you've got one that's handtailored to fit. A regular run of the mill three piece suit costs about as much as a single pair of jeans. The suit he wears looks like its several sizes too large (I'd wager it's his dad's suit) and not particularly expensive. He looks like one of the door salesmen who try to look impressive but fail spectacularly. And he uses way too much shit in his hair.
Is barely any toppings more cheese the standard for american pizza?
This kid must have family problems that are totally out of this world.
I've come to the realisation that this guy is awesome. I now can't do anything else if I don't have one of his videos on in the background!
Oh man, this is just surreal: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpbIOkNWcHY[/media]
[QUOTE=All0utWar;40930426][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mYvBa61U8c[/media] He gets so damn excited in this video.[/QUOTE] Look at him get so excited! He's positively jittery with glee. [B]Edit:[/B] I bow to the king of energy drinks and food.
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;40924004]After seeing so many autistic kids making videos on youtube and then getting bullied/flamed at it makes me think that it's a bad idea for a parent to give a child with autism or a child at all a video camera.[/QUOTE] Just let him do whatever the fuck he wants. It's not like it's hurting you. Restricting his rights to do certain things just because he's autistic is horrible.
[QUOTE=ifaux;40928603]he also has videos where he just talks about shit and has a video where he shows us his daily life; however i think this one is actually worth watching it's kind of heart breaking but at the same time shows how genuine this kid really is [video=youtube;F7e65oS_qpU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7e65oS_qpU[/video] [editline]6th June 2013[/editline] there we go fuck[/QUOTE] When I watched the video in the OP I laughed at how bizarre this was and how autistic this kid must be to make this shit. But after watching this video in its entirety, I really admire the kid. He takes everything in stride and never seems to let bullies get the best of him. I feel kind of bad that he has this living situation though, whatever the fuck it is.
This makes me feel alright. The world may be fucked, but kids can still enjoy themselves and dress up in classy suits and review food.
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