When I move at six feet per minute I get told off for being lazy
fucks sake mum Im hiding from eagles
I got bored in class one day so I photoshopped a top hat and monocle onto one of these majestic beasts and set it as my friend's wallpaper on his computer.
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in honour of the noble sloth, I have changed my facebook photo to a sloth
This week, starting from today with be sloth week
[QUOTE=poopsicle;27167631]you mean they're too stupid to know they're about to die.[/QUOTE]
[quote][url=http://m.boingboing.net/2010/01/21/four-fun-facts-about.html?__mp-comments=3]There was a researcher in the 1930s and '40s who did vine- and rope-based maze testing with sloths and showed that they have the same level of cognitive function as a cat in a maze on the ground[/url][/quote]
They are actually pretty fucking intelligent, personally I'd say more than a domestic cat as a vine/rope maze is more challenging.
They can also pick out individuals, not matter what species.
[QUOTE=TAU!;27167791]What the hell do Sloths think about?[/QUOTE]
Calculating the meaning of life obviously.
Oh god they are so fucking awesome
They just don't give a fuck
[editline]3rd January 2011[/editline]
Made in honour of the mighty sloth itself
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I am jealous of the life of sloths.
Well you can be a sloth once a week!
I can tell you how to do it, in 3 easy steps
1. Wait until Friday night
2. Lie down on couch
3. Get up on monday
It's that easy! You too can be a sloth!
They creep me out.
I don't know why.
When I went to the zoo with my biology class last year my animal to study was the two toed sloth. Thing was freaking awesome, it took me ages to find him but he was hanging upside down in the enclosure. I could've watched it all day, I also would've had pictures to post but the glare on the window was ungodly!
It's simple, you fear them because they're so fucking godly
That's okay, sometimes I get scared too. Then I realise how much of a awesome and incredible creature they are
I honestly don't understand how these fuckers even exist.
You'd think they'd be such easy prey to anything with an appetite.
[QUOTE=glassy;27170712]I honestly don't understand how these fuckers even exist.
You'd think they'd be such easy prey to anything with an appetite.[/QUOTE]
The sloth sends a piercing glare to any of its predators that says, "Bitch, don't fuck with me. I'm a sloth." and the predator instantly rethinks its actions.
otherwise it gets eating by harp eagles. Mmm, tasty.
They were born sinners.
I really want to high-five a sloth now.
That, or ask one for advice.
I have the feeling that they'd give great advice.
I've got a whole folder dedicated to pictures of sloths.
Sloths are the fucking best. I wish I could live life the way they do.
I luv sluts <3
wait what.
Slow-moving animals are the best. Sloths, turtles/tortoises, snails.
They're all just so chill.
[editline]3rd January 2011[/editline]
Prehistoric giant sloth fossil.
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Why do image sloths as the fat dude in your English class with a neck beard talking about DnD? Friendly as all get out and you kinda feel sorry for him because you know he's never gonna get a girlfriend despite the fact that he's a really nice guy.
its like somebody put hair growth formula in my weed and took photos.
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