[QUOTE=ThePutty;27175003]I was just thinking, how the hell do sloths mate[/QUOTE]
They females call out and males come from all around. Very slowly.
In Sweden we call them "Sengångare" wich could be translated to Late/Slow Walkers, I guess.
Sloths move like frogs
I remember when we had a PS Contest with the picture in OP. Great laughters were had.
Can't find the thread anymore, the trippin balls thing was from there. In fact i think i made it.
I've seen, in person, a sloth rip a grown man's jaw completely off of his face when he pissed it off on accident.
Don't. Fuck. With. Sloths.
Seriously. He was just sittin there all happy and then, WABAM!! NINJA SLOTH ATTACK!!! NOW YOU HAVE NO JAW, BITCH. And then he went back to being all chilled out.
Fuck!
What the fuck are you disagreeing with me for? Because you were there, standing with me and didn't see it happen?
Fuckin Sloths, man.
Legends.
[QUOTE=ThePutty;27175003]I was just thinking, how the hell do sloths mate[/QUOTE]
Females call the male sloth from across a distance of 15 feet. By the time they get to their mate, the male sloth has rubbed his rock hard 6-foot long erection against the ground so much he has already relieved himself and ejaculated gallons of sloth power. The female, often accompanied by other females, head to the cheese puddle and rub it into their vaginal cavities, impregnating themselves.
The male sloth goes "nice, gurl" and walks away for another day.
Imagine they're physical capabilities if they could [i]run[/i]
[QUOTE=Charlievrw;27168382]Im guessing that the single sloth in N.America is at the Vancouver Aquarium? Last time I was there they had one.[/QUOTE]
I was talking about the US, not all of N. America. I don't know about Canada, odds are there aren't many there either, but in the US, the only three-toed sloth is in Dallas.
[editline]3rd January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Nightsure;27176158]Imagine they're physical capabilities if they could [i]run[/i][/QUOTE]
They'd be the world's most dangerous creatures
I didn't know these guys are so chill.
I wish i could be so relax as a sloth is. They just seem so calm and stoned all the time. Perfect pets for hippies
Man, sloths are assholes. My buddy and I took a trip to Ecuador once and we got to hold one. SOMEHOW my buddy managed to get bit by the fucking thing. Bit by a fucking sloth. It bit him right through that piece of skin between your thumb and index finger. Bleedin' errywhere.
[QUOTE=RiotashumaV2;27167707]Us facepunchers evolved from sloths![/QUOTE]
I still am a sloth. I have baby pictures to prove it.
[img]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a168/KKSavant/babysloth-1-1.jpg[/img]
I was such a curious little scamp.
You like falling sloths is cute?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZzzXutPfks&feature=related[/media]
[img]http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/8597/3toedsloth.jpg[/img]
I've always thought sloths were p. cool.
Sluts - Natures Greatest Creatures
The sloth is the best mammal ever.
[QUOTE=aliendrone123;27181457]The sloth is the best mammal ever.[/QUOTE]
It's not a mammal, it's everything.
what sounds do a sloth make?
A lot of fucking fuck worlds in this fucking fuck OP of your fucking thread.
[editline]4th January 2011[/editline]
I love fucking sloths
fuck
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Baby sloths are tripping hard.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kTkOgHO4pA[/media]
NO! I hate these things they always kill me in House of the Dead
I want a Sloth and name him...Garry......
Don't ask.
[QUOTE=deboutonner;27184674]
[img_thumb]http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh22/catesayzz/funny-pictures-angry-sloth.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I still get laughs out of this pic. Funny shit.
Sloths have a bad rep though. In MGO, if you have a really high amount of deaths from headshots, you get the Sloth emblem, which is one of the noobiest ones :geno:
I don't know if this was posted, but...
Due to the picky nature of their diets, Sloths move slow because the foods that they prefer don't give enough energy for them to use. So in order to store any energy, they have to slowly move.
[QUOTE=Sergeant Turtle;27185065]Baby sloths are tripping hard.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kTkOgHO4pA[/media][/QUOTE]
I kinda wish I owned one
[QUOTE=Tu154M;27175455]I remember when we had a PS Contest with the picture in OP. Great laughters were had.
Can't find the thread anymore, the trippin balls thing was from there. In fact i think i made it.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. That's where I got those two images from way back. :buddy:
Sloths have THC flowing trough their veins.
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