My dad leaves traces of porn around for me!

[smurfy]

Someone on FP is younger than me! Yaaayyyy!

[Lifeslash]

Thread title is misleading.
I thought your dad had like magazines that lead up the stairs of your house to your room or some shit.

[raccoon12]

[url]http://www.pornhub.com[/url]
here on a mission

[Canuhearme?]

Did you get a "funny feeling" in your pants?

[Tippmann357]

Your father thinks you are a flaming homosexual

[zerglingv2]

You are 12 and what is this ?

[En-Guage V2]

[QUOTE=~ZOMG;19334968]I got to hand it to [b]ya';[/b] you use punctuation better and are a better speller than most facepunchers.[/QUOTE]

:irony:

[Amber902]

lol12

[sink257]

Awesome dad!

[SomeRandomGuy18]

[QUOTE=Kert97;19334873]I've got[/QUOTE]

Sorry for being a grammar nazi, but I'm tired of hearing this! It's "I have," not "I've got." If you read the definitions of these words you will realize that it isn't even close to being correct.

I'll translate that using the definitions.

"I own come to possession..."

See what I am saying?

Anyway, on subject... all I have to say is that your dad is creepy.

[ChewGum]

let your dad watch porn in a barber shop dood, dont spoil his fetish

[Spartan973]

Im 11 years old :D

[dyreweald]

[QUOTE=~ZOMG;19334932]He probably thinks you're gay.

[editline]11:38PM[/editline]

You joined when you were 11!?[/QUOTE]

I joined when I was nine. :smug:

[TwistedFate]

[QUOTE=dzonint;19334899]You are 12 year's old.[/QUOTE]
More than likely you are!

[gamefreek76]

[QUOTE=Spartan973;19340710]Im 11 years old :D[/QUOTE]

That's nothing to be proud of.

[Fang30]

[QUOTE=~ZOMG;19334932]He probably thinks you're gay.

[editline]11:38PM[/editline]

You joined when you were 11!?[/QUOTE]

I played GMod v6 (I think) when I was 8. Browsed FP at 9. Made an account when I was 10.

It's not that bad.

[DarkSin]

Meh, I was 11 when I made my account, I'm 16 now.

[Turbis2]

Your father is probably just paranoid about your sexuality. My father was like that, he even flat out bought me a adult magazine when I turned 15.
It wasn't until I was like 18 when I realized that it was awkward and asked him about it. He told me about how "every parents fear" was for their kids to become gay.

[I-Am]

[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;19340399]Sorry for being a grammar nazi, but I'm tired of hearing this! It's [b]"I've got", not "I have."[/b] If you read the definitions of these words you will realize that it isn't even close to being correct.

I'll translate that using the definitions.

"I own come to possession..."

See what I am saying?

Anyway, on subject... all I have to say is that your dad is creepy.[/QUOTE]

super fixed :pseudo:

also:you know whaat you gotta do :hawaaaafap:

[SomeRandomGuy18]

[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;19341028]Super fixed :pseudo:.

Also, you know whaat you [b]have to[/b] do :hawaaaafap:.[/QUOTE]

Mega fixed.

I hope this is satire.

It's "I have," and it always has been. Get a grammar lesson.

[Pteradactyl]

He thinks you're gay.

[ss1234]

Your father just loves you, and doesn't want you to be gay. Can't you see that?

[Kahnor]

[QUOTE=ss1234;19341905]Your father just loves you, and doesn't want you to be gay. Can't you see that?[/QUOTE]

I agree with him, daddy just wants to continue the family legacy.

[stupid10er]

[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/28sveqo.jpg[/IMG]

[orbitrek]

Son, you're growin up! :')

[spyinfiltrator]

[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;19340399]Sorry for being a grammar nazi, but I'm tired of hearing this! It's "I have," not "I've got." If you read the definitions of these words you will realize that it isn't even close to being correct.

I'll translate that using the definitions.

"I own come to possession..."

See what I am saying?

Anyway, on subject... all I have to say is that your dad is creepy.[/QUOTE]

Have you ever taken an English class?

[SomeRandomGuy18]

[QUOTE=spyinfiltrator;19367449]Have you ever taken an English class?[/QUOTE]

Yes, it is a requirement of the American education system.

[editline]08:20PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=stupid10er;19367065][media]http://i46.tinypic.com/28sveqo.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]

stupid10er, I would like to inform you that you are an 09'er.

[gbtygfvyg]

[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;19340399]Sorry for being a grammar nazi, but I'm tired of hearing this! It's "I have," not "I've got." If you read the definitions of these words you will realize that it isn't even close to being correct.

I'll translate that using the definitions.

"I own come to possession..."

See what I am saying?

Anyway, on subject... all I have to say is that your dad is creepy.[/QUOTE]

Got doesn't just mean you own something.

Such as "I've got to try that."

[SomeRandomGuy18]

[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;19367750]Got doesn't just mean you own something.

Such as "I've got to try that."[/QUOTE]

"Got" doesn't mean you own something. "Have" means you own something. Got means you received or obtained something. An example of correctly using got would be "I got milk at the store."

In that case, it would be "I have to try that," not "I've got to try that."

[DarkCisco]

[QUOTE=Spartan973;19340710]Im 11 years old :D[/QUOTE]

i am too :D