Facepunch Pub Crawl - Preston, UK - GREAT SUCCESS!
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[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;27544821]Good job reading the OP, Lithifold said only alcoholic beverages will be consumed.
Cookies are not beverages.
Or alcoholic.. usually.[/QUOTE]
You've clearly never tried to drink Cookies.
[QUOTE=Hezzy;27873646]Tell me this story[/QUOTE]
Nobody knows the real story behind the legend of U-Deep, but what we do know, goes like this.
It was a splendid day in the Mod house, until a wretched smell ran its way slowly through the house devouring the noses of all who inhabit.
Nobody knew the source of the foul beast,until its lair and residence was found to be located in the U-bend of the one and only toilet of the house.
Something had to be done, but who.. who would stand up to aid in the eviction of this Beast of the bowels!
1 flush... 2...... 3 flushes, the water rose, and rose further. The beast had made his move. The ball was in the court of the mods, action had to be taken.
2 Moderators... by the names of Robert and Dave took this beast in their sights, after a futile attempt with a coat hanger to dislodge the nest of evil it was clear as to what needed to be done.
Our two intrepid explorers set out to travel far and wide in search of the tools needed to end the reign of such an magnanimous bowel movement.
...
Until on the horizon see, the Land of the Wicks! Bountiful isles of many a tool and tinker, even for the most foul of tasks. Robert found the tools required and pleaded with the King of Wicks
"Please my leige, we have a demon in our residence! Can thou allow such menacing weapons to fall into the hands of the likes of us?"
.. The King stared deep into the souls of the Mods, and then...
"Yes, distant travellers. The sun is high, the day is long, You have travelled many moons to enter my kingdom... I shall pass down these mechanical wonders to you, for this beast must be slain!
That shall be £11.99 please"
So the mods had an army in tow, they both set forth back the long and treacherous journey to whence they came, stopping only for a Relentless refreshment or two.
But soon they arrived at the ground of the zero... It was time to act.
The tools in which they had procured we're an advanced plunger of the sorts, and a tool straight from the hands of the finest wizards... a Toilet... SNAKE!
Robert and Dave both looked at each other, and decided an order to take in battle, Robert was the first to attack. Firing great jets of water down into the cavern of doom, like Poseidon himself had been summoned to fight... but nay, the water had little effect on the eviction of the devil.
So up stepped Dave, and the snake he doth possess. He lowered it carefully and deep into the centre of the nether, only stopped his advance to hold another breath.
THUD!
He had hit something, could it be.... could it be the beast?
It had to be..
The snake was turned! and shook! and angered so much forth, that the water lowered.... and lowered!
Could this of been a turning point in the battle of U-Deep?
Flush...... The water rose, and rose.
Nay, it was simply the beast toying with the Moderators, the night was young, and the battleground fresh. Robert chose to step up again with the Plunger of the gods, throughout the day both of the courageous warriors fought one after another until eventually....
..the beast showed his face.
The most heathenish, barbaric, evil face the world had ever seen, although only for a second. Then he sunk again into the void.
The Moderators took this as their chance, The beast had moved! away from his stronghold! There was only one thing for it!
FLUSH!!
And the beast was gone.
[QUOTE=Dav0r;27932442]Nobody knows the real story behind the legend of U-Deep, but what we do know, goes like this.
It was a splendid day in the Mod house, until a wretched smell ran its way slowly through the house devouring the noses of all who inhabit.
Nobody knew the source of the foul beast,until its lair and residence was found to be located in the U-bend of the one and only toilet of the house.
Something had to be done, but who.. who would stand up to aid in the eviction of this Beast of the bowels!
1 flush... 2...... 3 flushes, the water rose, and rose further. The beast had made his move. The ball was in the court of the mods, action had to be taken.
2 Moderators... by the names of Robert and Dave took this beast in their sights, after a futile attempt with a coat hanger to dislodge the nest of evil it was clear as to what needed to be done.
Our two intrepid explorers set out to travel far and wide in search of the tools needed to end the reign of such an magnanimous bowel movement.
...
Until on the horizon see, the Land of the Wicks! Bountiful isles of many a tool and tinker, even for the most foul of tasks. Robert found the tools required and pleaded with the King of Wicks
"Please my leige, we have a demon in our residence! Can thou allow such menacing weapons to fall into the hands of the likes of us?"
.. The King stared deep into the souls of the Mods, and then...
"Yes, distant travellers. The sun is high, the day is long, You have travelled many moons to enter my kingdom... I shall pass down these mechanical wonders to you, for this beast must be slain!
That shall be £11.99 please"
So the mods had an army in tow, they both set forth back the long and treacherous journey to whence they came, stopping only for a Relentless refreshment or two.
But soon they arrived at the ground of the zero... It was time to act.
The tools in which they had procured we're an advanced plunger of the sorts, and a tool straight from the hands of the finest wizards... a Toilet... SNAKE!
Robert and Dave both looked at each other, and decided an order to take in battle, Robert was the first to attack. Firing great jets of water down into the cavern of doom, like Poseidon himself had been summoned to fight... but nay, the water had little effect on the eviction of the devil.
So up stepped Dave, and the snake he doth possess. He lowered it carefully and deep into the centre of the nether, only stopped his advance to hold another breath.
THUD!
He had hit something, could it be.... could it be the beast?
It had to be..
The snake was turned! and shook! and angered so much forth, that the water lowered.... and lowered!
Could this of been a turning point in the battle of U-Deep?
Flush...... The water rose, and rose.
Nay, it was simply the beast toying with the Moderators, the night was young, and the battleground fresh. Robert chose to step up again with the Plunger of the gods, throughout the day both of the courageous warriors fought one after another until eventually....
..the beast showed his face.
The most heathenish, barbaric, evil face the world had ever seen, although only for a second. Then he sunk again into the void.
The Moderators took this as their chance, The beast had moved! away from his stronghold! There was only one thing for it!
FLUSH!!
And the beast was gone.[/QUOTE]
who did the shit? was it autumn??
i'll be there, coming from denmark so i'm expecting a blast ! Flying tomorrow 14:30 :)
[QUOTE=Greaterbeing;27934269]who did the shit? was it autumn??[/QUOTE]
:10bux: please Dav0r
[QUOTE=Autumn;27934762]:10bux: please Dav0r[/QUOTE]
are my insults really that predictable jesus christ
You damn Brits have all the fun.
It's cool, I'll just be here Saturday night. Staring out the window. Alone.
[editline]8th February 2011[/editline]
If my neighbor turns his TV up loud enough I might be able to figure out what he's watching, then flip to that channel and pretend like I'm watching it with him!
[editline]8th February 2011[/editline]
But then again, my neighbor's a bit of a twat. So maybe I'll just make racecar noises and pretend I'm Jason Statham in The Transporter.
Come Blackburn, party capital of Lancashire.
[QUOTE=LUHG!;27935878]Come Blackburn, party capital of Lancashire.[/QUOTE]
It is the single worst place ever to go out.
[QUOTE=Hexxeh;27938407]It is the single worst place ever to go out.[/QUOTE]
bolton.
[QUOTE=Greaterbeing;27940287]bolton.[/QUOTE]
I used to live pretty close by when I was considerably younger: not been there recently but judging by the way it was going I could believe that.
Preston is my home city, I remember the Pig n Whistle down near Evans chip bar if your heading to Lythm.
Find a new thread.
Hey, hope you all have fun.
Also looking forward to the "lying down game" pictures that may be taken during this event.
right then chaps! 24 hours until we hit our first pub of the night so here is the run down with maps! just in case any of you are running late or get lost!
[list]
[*]1. [b]19.00 - The Guild[/b] - Pint
[*]2. [b]19.30 - Source (SU)[/b] - Cocktail (they do manly ones too!)
[*]3. [b]20.00 - The Ship[/b] - Jagerbomb
[*]4. [b]20.30 - Adelphi[/b] - Spirit + mixer
[*]5. [b]21.00 - Lamb & Packet[/b] - Sourz/Sambucca
[*]6. [b]21.30 - O'Neills[/b] - Irish Mule (whiskey + ginger ale)
[*]7. [b]22.00 - Roper Hall[/b] - Mini Cocktail (with popping candy if they have any!)
[*]8. [b]22.30 - The Old Black Bull[/b] - Double spirit + mixer
[*]9. [b]23.00 - Wetherspoons[/b] - Monster Cocktail
[*]10. [b]23.30 - The Wellington Inn[/b] - Strawpedo!!
[*]11. [b]00.00 - Warehouse[/b] - Free choice!
[*]12. [b]02.00 - The Old Dog[/b] - Pint
[/list]
here is from our house to the first pub, The Guild
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19936378/home_guild.jpg[/img]
and here are the pubs and direction we shall be following once we are there!
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19936378/preston_pubcrawl12th.jpg[/img]
it's a fairly tight schedule so if people could try and get here between 5 and 6 that would be good, and we might even be able to fit in a cheeky pint at our local! also if people want to turn up before then that's fine, but we may not have tidied the house by then, haha
SEE YOU ALL SOON!
Awesome, saved on my phone :3:
Cya tomorrow :D It'll be about 4-5pm when I get there.
looking forward to it guys, i'll see you there tomorrow
[QUOTE=Greaterbeing;27940287]bolton.[/QUOTE]
woh woh woh woh.
J2 on a wednesday night? £10 entry and free drinks ALL night?
I've never vomited so much in my life.
Varsity then Kico's standard night out.
I literally cannot wait! How much does this night out usually cost?
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i think we're estimating somewhere around £30, maybe up to about £40. just based on the amount of places! but some places will be cheaper than others!
Holy shit I'd spend around £70 on a normal night! I'm coming to Preston every week!
[editline]11th February 2011[/editline]
Oh and anyone living in or around Sheffield let me know asap and I'll give you a lift
I am almost thereee
Must...build...faster...boat....
Wow Preston has a street named after my city.
Have a good time guys, don't forget the handcuffs, Hez
this thread isn't for you tiddlywinks
If there's a few arriving at the train station at once let me know what time and I'll give you a lift to mod haus.
I may come, will have to see how I feel later on :p
have fun all!
Is smfE still alive?
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