Art Majors get naked and flail for 3 minutes. It's art, guys

[Nick Nack]

[quote=pachengo;24993413]are you sure this isn't some obscure porno[/quote]

Naked women and a man
>Must be a porno

[Elspin]

[QUOTE=thisispain;24993477]no it's dumb when you claim to be an expert on art galleries and declare them "filled with stupid shit like a detail-less dot on black paper and even blank portraits".

that's just being a giant snob

here have another strawman:
"I'M SO PISSED OFF, ALL OF THE CONCERTS ARE FILLED UP WITH PUNK MUSIC, THAT'S NOT MUSIC AT ALL BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT".[/QUOTE]

I never said I was an expert on art, I'm nowhere near that. I just think that just going to an art store, buying a canvas and hanging it up isn't art. You didn't even do anything. It's not that I demand some kind of advanced quality, it's just that they didn't do anything.

[Mrs Affinity]

I think I have enjoyed this thread more than the videos.

[abcpea]

[QUOTE=mbutler2;24988664]This reminds me of....That video with the girl...........rotten spaghettios.......scissors...........hipsters.........Oh god.[/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY[/media]

:)

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=Elspin;24993519]I never said I was an expert on art, I'm nowhere near that. I just think that just going to an art store, buying a canvas and hanging it up isn't art. You didn't even do anything. It's not that I demand some kind of advanced quality, it's just that they didn't do anything.[/QUOTE]

art doesn't imply you need to do anything either

here's the bottomline:

[b]ART ISN'T ANYTHING, YOU CAN TALK ABOUT YOUR OPINION BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING. ART IS A MEANINGLESS TERM. [/b]

here have a definition from wikipedia
[quote]
Art is the product or process of deliberately arranging symbolic elements in a way that influences and affects the senses, emotions, and/or intellect.[/quote]

[editline]09:03PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Mrs Affinity;24993526]I think I have enjoyed this thread more than the videos.[/QUOTE]

thank you thank you

i take my job very seriously yes

[Elspin]

[QUOTE=thisispain;24993551][b]ART ISN'T ANYTHING, YOU CAN TALK ABOUT YOUR OPINION BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING. ART IS A MEANINGLESS TERM. [/b][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Art is the product or process of deliberately arranging symbolic elements in a way that influences and affects the senses, emotions, and/or intellect.[/QUOTE]

Wait so you just said art is a meaningless term, then proceeded to define the meaningless term with something that directly disagrees with what you're saying...? :geno:

I must be getting trolled, I should just stop responding. You win sir.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=Elspin;24993614]Wait so you just said art is a meaningless term, then proceeded to define the meaningless term with something that directly disagrees with what you're saying...? :geno:

I must be getting trolled, I should just stop responding. You win sir.[/QUOTE]

i said it was meaningless, not without definition

stop doing what i do then horribly failing at it, for a troll i'm fucking kicking the shite out of your posts man

[Doriol]

elspin you really need to stop being an uncultured snob. it's really fucking pathetic

[TH89]

[QUOTE=Elspin;24993457]Christ, is it so wrong to be kinda annoyed at seeing art galleries filled with stupid shit like a detail-less dot on black paper and even blank portraits? That's all I've been trying to say, and I think it's pretty reasonable.[/QUOTE]
You don't get it. spain is pretty much dead on here but you don't get it.

The mistake you're making here is in assuming the term "art" gives something intrinsic value. It doesn't. The performance in the OP is a shit sandwich. It sucks. And [url=http://www.brooklynrail.org/2005/11/dance/ann-liv-young-s-michael-review]pretentious dorks will pretend to like it[/url], and make fools out of themselves. Fine. That doesn't mean it's not art.

Art is far too vague and nebulous an idea to define the way you want to define it. You can't draw a circle around art and say "this is art, everything else is not art." When you act as though Roger Ebert is a fool for saying video games aren't art, then turn around and do the same to something else, you're being hypocritical.

[Super_Poo]

That would be akward to watch in a room full of people

[T2L_Goose]

Couldn't they have used some less flabby chicks?

I mean come on this is basically just seizure porn. Where are my hot seizure babes?

google search seizure babes and you get this [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Very_funny_Animals_Humping_Wrong_Animal_16.jpg[/img]

[Doriol]

you set your standards too high for seizure babes

[angelangel]

What the fuck did I just watch.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=TH89;24993999]And [url=http://www.brooklynrail.org/2005/11/dance/ann-liv-young-s-michael-review]pretentious dorks will pretend to like it[/url], and make fools out of themselves. [/QUOTE]

that review is silly

[aydin690]

[QUOTE=Doriol;24993925]elspin you really need to stop being an uncultured snob. it's really fucking pathetic[/QUOTE]

And you need to stop calling these butt naked fat chicks jumping around, art. It's really fucking pathetic.

[editline]12:54AM[/editline]

Rembrandt's work is art. Michelangelo's work is art. This shit ain't art.

[matt54]

[QUOTE=aydin690;24990899]I'm surprised it hasn't been taken down yet.

[editline]06:23PM[/editline]

Don't you just love it when kids think what they see in porns portrays reality?[/QUOTE]

I shave bro. I wont go down on a chick or fuck her if shes got a fucking forest down there.

[Pj The Dj]

The way I see it is if the art/things I like have some kind of meaning/reaction from me and things I don't like are doing the same to other people, then they have basically served the same purpose. Doesn't mean I don't think this is shit. Sorry if i'm being a retard by saying this.

[aydin690]

[QUOTE=matt54;24995763]I shave bro. I wont go down on a chick or fuck her if shes got a fucking forest down there.[/QUOTE]

Good for you bro.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=aydin690;24995694]And you need to stop calling these butt naked fat chicks jumping around, art. It's really fucking pathetic.

[editline]12:54AM[/editline]

Rembrandt's work is art. Michelangelo's work is art. This shit ain't art.[/QUOTE]

yeah just go read the fucking posts i posted so we don't have to do this dumb dance

[editline]01:10AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=matt54;24995763]I shave bro. I wont go down on a chick or fuck her if shes got a fucking forest down there.[/QUOTE]

uh

[MisterMooth]

[QUOTE=matt54;24995763]I shave bro. I wont go down on a chick or fuck her if shes got a fucking forest down there.[/QUOTE]

whoa man you're cool

[RichardCQ]

[QUOTE=thisispain;24995849]yeah just go read the fucking posts i posted so we don't have to do this dumb dance
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TH89;24993999]You don't get it. spain is pretty much dead on here but you don't get it.

The mistake you're making here is in assuming the term "art" gives something intrinsic value. It doesn't. The performance in the OP is a shit sandwich. It sucks. And [url=http://www.brooklynrail.org/2005/11/dance/ann-liv-young-s-michael-review]pretentious dorks will pretend to like it[/url], and make fools out of themselves. Fine. That doesn't mean it's not art.

Art is far too vague and nebulous an idea to define the way you want to define it. You can't draw a circle around art and say "this is art, everything else is not art." When you act as though Roger Ebert is a fool for saying video games aren't art, then turn around and do the same to something else, you're being hypocritical.[/QUOTE]

I would think you two would know how this argument would have played out and would have avoided the trouble arguing with the walls, so to speak. I am disappointed. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=thisispain;24995462]that review is silly[/QUOTE]
No, it's bullshit. It's akin to stringing buzzwords along to inflate your position (such as HD sunglasses, a product which should always be brought up in mention of buzzwords). His position would be the one of a dude wanting an excuse to pay a theater ticket's worth to see 4 women and a dude simultaneously hump in any permutation possible, and confuse the audience.
[QUOTE=aydin690;24995694]And you need to stop calling these butt naked fat chicks jumping around, art. It's really fucking pathetic.[/QUOTE]
You have a very, very warped sense of the opposite gender if you think those women were fat. Here's a protip: the less you weigh than the lightest (which seems to be the frizzy redhead) the more likely it is that you're physically or mentally ill. Otherwise, they're pretty average.[QUOTE=Elspin;24993519]I never said I was an expert on art, I'm nowhere near that. I just think that just going to an art store, buying a canvas and hanging it up isn't art. You didn't even do anything. It's not that I demand some kind of advanced quality, it's just that they didn't do anything.[/QUOTE]

No, you're not an expert on art, and it's good you're not claiming to be any close to an expert on art. The problem in that statement is you're saying "I'm not quite qualified to comment on this on a professional level; here's a metaphor detailing exactly what they didn't do. It's not art guys."

Now, I'm no particle physicist, I don't really know what the hell a graviton is, but the Earth's GOTTA BE the center of the universe! Ptolemy and Aristotle've got my back, these hacks at CERN know nothing.[QUOTE=matt54;24995763]I shave bro. I wont go down on a chick or fuck her if shes got a fucking forest down there.[/QUOTE]
Please, tell us more about your sexual encounters. I'm sure it's 100% relevant.

[MisterMooth]

[QUOTE=matt54;24995763]I shave bro. I wont go down on a chick or fuck her if shes got a fucking forest down there.[/QUOTE]

bitches gonna need to shave and make every part of their body perfect if they want to be lucky enough to get a hold of your massive penis

[G12-A5]

Art is a way of getting a reaction out of people. Seeing as this thread has 4 pages of people arguing about a simple video, I'd say she accomplished just that. I hate to say it but even trolling is a art form through text/images.

[CamperMan]

0:50, fingering?

[benos]

I like that video where that girl strips off dancing, her face looking very nasty and horny, and hides part of her clothing, next thing you she's naked and all, then the part of clothing is hiding in her ass. I got a link from motherless, people say the site is dead, lmao.

[Number-41]

Seinfeld was right when he said that certain movements made by a naked female body are just not something you want to see.

[FFStudios]

When the second woman came on and pushed them off was the "wat" moment for me.

[MachiniOs]

And people think Cubism isn't art...

[TH89]

[QUOTE=RichardCQ;24996301]I would think you two would know how this argument would have played out and would have avoided the trouble arguing with the walls, so to speak. I am disappointed. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]

It's not a total waste of time. I have been complimented on my argumentative ability in papers and I am sure I have Facepunch to thank for it :riker:

[RichardCQ]

[QUOTE=TH89;25003030]It's not a total waste of time. I have been complimented on my argumentative ability in papers and I am sure I have Facepunch to thank for it :riker:[/QUOTE]

You have a point there. Arguing on Facepunch is a great way to build up stamina and resistance to morons.