It's hammer time bitches. Time to get my rap on.
I got style, you can't run from that
My flow's fresher than the cheshire cat
I'll bust your fucking knees with a baseball bat
Watch you cry, whatcha think of dat?
You get women? now THAT's debatable
Tell us you got a girlfriend? nah she's inflatable
rhyming able with able, you suck.
[QUOTE=bree;23585736]It's hammer time bitches. Time to get my rap on.
I got style, you can't run from that
My flow's fresher than the cheshire cat
I'll bust your fucking knees with a baseball bat
Watch you cry, whatcha think of dat?
You get women? now THAT's debatable
Tell us you got a girlfriend? nah she's inflatable[/QUOTE]
talk about baseball bats, shut the fuck up
you rap about stupid shit, thats whats up
you can afford to buy all the answers but you cant afford to question me
im fly like a kite and i get my cock sucked by a dike,
inflate now thats funny
trust me man i get all the honeys
in the sense that shes always up for it, yes inflate
atleast its better than masturbate
[QUOTE=TurbisV2;23585755]rhyming able with able, you suck.[/QUOTE]
oh shit :ohdear: looks like i'm going to lose the imaginary battle
This is a story all about how
My main got flipped-turned upside down
And I like to take a minute
So just sit and hunch
And tell you how I was kicked off a forum called Facepunch
In the fast threads born and raised
In the games forums was where I spent most of my days
Talking about stuff like how Valve is cool
And all shooting some zombies every day after school
When a couple of guys
Who were rapping no good
Started making up some raps in my forumhood
I got in one rap battle and the mods said ban
And your moving in with Lankist and Zeke in Refugee camp
/Freshprinceofbelairparody
[QUOTE=Pat.Lithium;23585871]This is a story all about how
My account got flipped-turned upside down
And I like to take a minute
So just sit and hunch
And tell you how I was kicked off a forum called Facepunch
In the fast threads born and raised
In the games forums was where I spent most of my days
Talking about how Valve is cool
And all shooting some zombies every day after school
When a couple of guys
Who were rapping no good
Startin makin some raps in my forumhood
I got in one rap battle and the mods said ban
And your movin in with Lankist and Zeke in Refugee camp[/QUOTE]
Best one so far, though the last 3 lines lost their rhyme :saddowns:
Yeah that rap was tight
But I'm 'bout to spit the greatest verse of all time
So ya might want to go back to the lab tonight and um
Scribble out them rhymes you were going to spit
And start over from scratch and write new ones
But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference
When I rip the stage and tear it in half tonight
It's an adrenaline rush, you feel the bass thump
From the place all the way to the parking lot, fellow.
That's the shit.
[QUOTE=ZuXer;23585886]Best one so far, though the last 3 lines lost their rhyme :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Ban was the closest word I could rhyme with camp.
Well, finding rhymes in english is a lot harder, than in hungarian. It's easy when most of our words have E in them. :v:
:snoop:
I know one thing about that rap,
It is a fuckin steamin pile o' crap,
The question is "Why was this made?"
Well, You thought you could get laid,
Your rhymes are lemon,
Nothin rhymes with that,
Mine are like lime,
Your out of time,
If you think your better than me,
Take a look at your penis,
Its the size of a pea.
And you seem shocked,
But you know this thread should be locked.
Word.
OP is a nerd.
Well, So is everyone on facepunch,
You know what... Just go eat your lunch.
"Oh honeybunch! I made you a sandwich!"
Well, Your mothers a bitch,
I found out last night,
We got in a fight,
We were fucking,
And I spurted out my mucking,
I didnt use a condom for protection,
Nothing to stop my erection,
And thats how you were made son,
Just stick your penis in the bun for fun,
And then you ejaculate,
And then you must face your fate.
[QUOTE=yo sup;23585347]that sounds like a challenge, a challenge that has been set
ill own your ass, all requirements will be meant
i own the mic like a fisherman pike
i get brains from a dike
do you like like?[/QUOTE]
don't you mean "all requirements will be met"??
you said in the parking lot? bitch you better head to the moving lot
cause when i get up in your town,
nothing but ready to throw down
better get ready cause mah boy freddy is up
he'll cut you through and through
like muthafucking sandshrew
[QUOTE=iJeax;23585890]Yeah that rap was tight
But I'm 'bout to spit the greatest verse of all time
So ya might want to go back to the lab tonight and um
Scribble out them rhymes you were going to spit
And start over from scratch and write new ones
But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference
When I rip the stage and tear it in half tonight
It's an adrenaline rush, you feel the bass thump
From the place all the way to the parking lot, fellow.
That's the shit.[/QUOTE]
Well I could have copy pasted Eminem too..
Alright FP (Yeah) Time to step off the scene or you gonna get perma'd.
My rhymes are so hot you'd think your smokin pot a lot better get on my cock bitch the fights already been fought fiercely like a lion against a dog can you see through the fog? Im gonna go for a jog on a lincoln log its next to the bog. Op is probably a troll whats told is told his rap was gayer than richard simmons mole il ram a pole up your ass son and smash you to bits you better step out my way unless you wanna eat dick.
Word.
laffy taffy dat laffy taffy
generic gangsta numbr 2 million 99 i am. i can't even rap so stop complain' i live at home with my parents and my rhymes they suck so ill call a sex line and cry deeply.
fuck the world, but wait i live in it so fuck you
WORD
Man OP that shit was tight.. we need to get you a record deal so you can get those hot rhymes onto the radio
[QUOTE=yo sup;23585157]Alright yo I've been rapping for the first and ima spit while i make the thread as i go, if you like then more where that came from.
Here. Goes,
Uh
Listen to me you know waht yu wanna see
after you listen to me you'll flee
i skip the details like i get the females
im not on rails im tailing my tail
uh but it dont stop there
i light up like a motherfucking flare
but dont quit take it like a man
your a flash in the pan
but im like DAYUMMMMMMM
uh charasmatic flow
i dont do it now i do it as i go
but you all know im cold like coal
im instating my role oh NOOOOOOOOOO
alright thats part 1 part 2 coming soon please construct me.[/QUOTE]
:smithicide:
Alright, first off anyone's brains removable
Deep with the head what we do is unusual
You think you're safe at a rave, get a clean headshot,
found dead in the toilet cubicle
wait, who told you to talk?
spray dicks with a mac 10 suitible
bystanders shouldn't be standing beside the guy I'm after, I don't care I'll shoot you all
Reload and move the tool
see I know how to use a tool
You man are done you should never hype with me, the girl you've got now is the girl I used to call
She still likes me, she's usable, Clap through the letter box you don't know who to call
25 brothers? you'll be the first person to go to a 25 man funeral.
PEACE OUT.
ITT: All of facepunch are rappers.
Brap brap brap,
I can rap
and I like...
Chicken wraps.
Do I win?
Freddirox you cant rap for crap,
Go back to mcdonalds to eat a chicken wrap,
Because your to fat to make a rap tonight,
Oh yeah about this thread,
We all know its about to go dead,
If you disagree ill pump you full of lead,
Ha just kidding I will let you get back to your meds.
Word.
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