I've the REDICULOUS sunburn OR Why tanningbeds will kill you one day [NSFW]
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Duh, you're white, what were you expecting?
I remember i got burned once, and my skin was painful to the touch. I got itchy, but whenever i scratched i would be in imense pain, if i stopped, i would be subject to unbearable itching.
I've been sunburnt so many times it's retarded.
I'm super pale as well.
I've accepted my future death from skin cancer.
So you were naked in the tanning bed? Just so you know, tanning your dick to a near crisp doesn't make it any longer.
[QUOTE=Zoran;31740111]So you were naked in the tanning bed? Just so you know, tanning your dick to a near crisp doesn't make it any longer.[/QUOTE]you're obviously wrong, didn't you see that bar?
[QUOTE=Contag;31739647]Duh, you're white, what were you expecting?[/QUOTE]
omg raCIst??!!?
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[QUOTE=Hana-San;31737511]I get sunburnt all the time. I live in an arid country. And I once burnt so badly that I was tanned in the two areas on my shoulders that I was tanned for over a year.
And once I was on a school camp, and I burnt my face, I then went to a place with a giant bouncy council and fell over on my face. Hurt so bad. It was ridiculous. Didn't help that it was really hot at that time and the bouncy council was dark green. So it was really hot as well.[/QUOTE]
is that an australian term, because i've only ever heard of them being called bouncy castles. unless we are talking about different things! but i'm not quite sure what a bouncy council would be...
[QUOTE=Contag;31739647]Duh, you're white, what were you expecting?[/QUOTE]
Unless he was mediterranean. Then he'd be orange.
[QUOTE=Autumn;31741869]omg raCIst??!!?
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is that an australian term, because i've only ever heard of them being called bouncy castles. unless we are talking about different things! but i'm not quite sure what a bouncy council would be...[/QUOTE]
Whoops, sorry I put the wrong word there. Yeah bouncy castle.
Oh shit that musta hurt
Is your dick sunburnt too?
... Oh shit gotta be painful if it is
[QUOTE=monkey11;31739460]Haha yeah, I usually don't like making fun of the length of someones wiener, but I felt this was harmless and hope you dont take it personal or anything. And it was too easy :v:[/QUOTE]
Nah it's fine bro! I had a good laugh as well.
I mean, if I make it ridiculously big, then why shouldn't you be able to make it really small V:v:V
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Tans don't look good.
When your skin tans it's because the cells are damaged.
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Tans don't look good.
When your skin tans it's because the cells are damaged.
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Rather, skin tans to [B]prevent[/B] mutagenic damage in DNA from the radiation present in UV Rays. Tanning before you go to a much sunnier place, is wise, as long as you do it gradually and not excessively.
Burns just suck, period.
I once used too much tea-tree oil in a bath and got a chemical burn. Shit sucked.
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Tanning and Sun also increases the body's level of hormones that naturally make us "happier".
[QUOTE=Gubru;31749378]Burns just suck, period.
I once used too much tea-tree oil in a bath and got a chemical burn. Shit sucked.[/QUOTE]
you didn't use it neat... right?
I've had 1st degree burns in my face from sunbathing recently, not really something you'd enjoy. I couldn't frown for days.
[QUOTE=Bragdras;31744015]Oh shit that musta hurt
Is your dick sunburnt too?
... Oh shit gotta be painful if it is[/QUOTE]
What if he looks at some hot pictures
Oh damn that is HNNNNNG
I work outside all day which is a mixed blessing. On one hand, my skin is conditioned so it doesn't really burn anymore and I'm a nice bronze color on my arms, legs, and face. On the other hand, due to my uniform regulations, I have the gnarliest of farmer's tans. Going shirtless anywhere is not an option.
[B]FUCK SUNBURN[/B]
It is among the top 5 things I hate in life. I live in Florida so I get it a couple times a year.
[sp]also have fun peeling skin off your ass[/sp]
clicked on one of the images, got a virus from the page. great.
Did you burn your knob?
I've never had a sunburn. as an alpha, I tan gracefully
Lucky me, I'm part Native American, so I burn but burns become tans within hours, and i almost never peel.
in the middle ages being pale would be as sexy as fuck because it means you don't have to go out and work in the fields like a PEASANT
i burn myself every day at work, it sucks how everything in a kitchen is either as hot as fire or on fire
I get sunburnt pretty badly. This is from my first warped tour in 09.
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Also, this is for the OP:
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I've gotten burned maybe twice in my life because I refuse to leave shade whenever possible.
Maybe the glow of the monitor and my CFL lamp are the only reason why I don't look like a ghost. :v:
That Final Destination thing freaked me out, it's pretty fucking gruesome to have people slowly burnt to death.
How old are you? Because if you are to young that can fuck up your life.
[QUOTE=Singo;31759804]How old are you? Because if you are to young that can fuck up your life.[/QUOTE]
I'm 42 years old :v:
[QUOTE=ButtsexV17;31753564]I've never had a sunburn. as an alpha, I tan gracefully[/QUOTE]
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