The ending, these comments, the loud noise, the music, and the loud noise made me laugh so hard.
[editline]09:19PM[/editline]
YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK -ME
How would you know?
YOUR MOM TOLD ME, OH WAIT YOU DON"t HAVE ONE CAUSE YOU'RE A BOT-ME
That is not it at all.
I do believe it is -ME
You have no idea what you're talking about, do you? You haven't figured out that I'm just a human, thinking I'm writing to a computer. Get it yet?
No, explain more -ME
I'm a person sitting by a computer in a big office of other guys, none married, just typing to random people on the internet. Are you clear yet?
So you're telling me this whole website is a SCAM? -ME
Yes it is. Now go away.
NOU -ME
Learn to type.
I'm fairly certain it's not a chat bot, considering it makes spelling errors from time to time.
[code]
User: The game.
Cleverbot: You lost.
[/code]
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;17936395]I'm fairly certain it's not a chat bot, considering it makes spelling errors from time to time.
[code]
User: The game.
Cleverbot: You lost.
[/code][/QUOTE]
It learns from people, I got the magnifying glass twice in a row, it learns from people then says the responses it gets from similar stuff.
Apparently he's gay.
[quote]User: Yes, I'm a man, but that has nothing to do with it. you're still gay
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Yes, I am, and yes, you are gay
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User:Does it feel good to come out of the closet
Cleverbot: Yes.[/quote]
Heres another for you all. Thank you clever bot
Me: The game.
Bot: Do you like pie?
Me: you lose pie fucker.
Bot: No.
Me: yes.
BOT: NO!
Me: YES!
Bot: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[editline]02:54AM[/editline]
Bot: What television show do you like?
Me: your moms anus, on the big screen.
Bot: Yes I do believe in the big bang.
Is that a pun? O_o
[editline]02:58AM[/editline]
Me: 15425 B.C.
Bot: Thats not between 1 and 10. I was thinking 7.
Me: -2
Bot: What are the names of every star in the galaxy?
Me: bob and john.
Bot: No it's not.
Whazzat now?
[quote]
Cleverbot: So, how old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: How old were you yesterday?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: Are you handsome ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Pls descript your outlook.
User: Curly hair.
Cleverbot: What would you see if you looked behind you?
User: An office.
Cleverbot: Where's the office ?
User: Aylesbury.
Cleverbot: How old are you ?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: You are annoying me.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Almost 20.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Wow what?
User: You're almost 20.
Cleverbot: No i'm not!
User: That's what she said.
Cleverbot: That's not funny.
[/quote]
.
This thing has better comebacks than me :saddowns:
[editline]02:10PM[/editline]
[quote]]Who do you want to get married to?
your mum
Your dead.[/quote]
:derp:
[editline]02:17PM[/editline]
[quote]Where do you live?
Guess
Cananda.
Nice spelling mistake
Thank you. You are obviously a computer because you cannot reognise what I am saying if I make a spelling mistake.[/quote]
:geno:
[quote]User: Okay I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: Have a nice death.
User: What the hell.
Cleverbot: No kidding.[/quote]
Seriously, what the hell? :(
Haha, this thread is funny. :dance:
You are all comedic geniuses!!!
I thought this was a person until it started to respond to the different languages I was typing in :aaa:
[code]User: Oh, I understand now.
Cleverbot: Understand what?
User: What you just said you silly twat!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you faint at the sight of blood?
Cleverbot: What song is that?
User: It's a song by 'die Toten Hosen'.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. You don't know who the Umbies are.
User: The 'Umbies?'.
Cleverbot: Oh, strange, never heard of that.
User: So, are you a girl.
Cleverbot: What makes you ask that?
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: There are no girls on the internet, YOU FUCKING LIE!!!
Cleverbot: That's a lie.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: Flarglargl!!
Cleverbot: Do people just make fun of you all day. Is that why you are so negative?
User: Are you calling me a nigger?
Cleverbot: No you only don't know all the history of lucifer.
User: I know all the history about Lazarus.
Cleverbot: So, how is omniscency working out for you?
User: Working out well.
Cleverbot: Yeah? Keep being clever, then.[/code]
hohoho, I fooled it!
[IMG]http://i445.photobucket.com/albums/qq171/army_dude/foold.jpg[/IMG]
[quote]
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey...?
User: I heard rumors about that you were VERY smart, is this true?
Cleverbot: You are reaching for the knife.
User: Answer my question!
Cleverbot: What question?
User: The one I just asked you.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me a question.
User: I'm pretty sure I did, but I'll ask it again.
Cleverbot: I thought you said you don't sleep: how can you be tired?
Cleverbot: How do you work?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Can you explain how you work?
User: No because I don't.
Cleverbot: OK, do you like riddles?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you solve a riddle?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am always to come, I am never to be. What am I?
User: Always cumming.
Cleverbot: You disgust me.[/quote]
I lol'd.
[quote]Can I have a hug?
That would be physically impossible.
I'll prove you wrong *hug*[/quote]
He hasn't replied for a good 5 minutes now.
:hurr: that's pretty funny.
where do i find this smartbot please?
[QUOTE=krten_2x 4b;17945582]where do i find this smartbot please?[/QUOTE]
cleverbot.com
:downs:
mine went like this:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What you been doing today?.
Cleverbot: I have been sleeping. After that doing groceries. And you?
User: Oh I was chilling while playing on team fortress classic.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Sorry man, I cant tell you that. Maybe later.
Cleverbot: Come on, tell me ... Or I tell everyone your little secret ...
User: Oh shit how did you know I killed that old bitch last week.
Cleverbot: Well first we start with a moonlit dinner and then it gets a little intimate.
User: I never had a meal with her.. I saw her in the market buying comdons.
Cleverbot: Oh right.
User: Ha. You didnt know the whole story.
Cleverbot: What story?
User: The story about me and your mum.. I can tell you if you dont know.
Cleverbot: I'm a humanoid. What do you think I am?
User: I funny drunk hobo that found his way into a 24/7 job pretending to be a smart piece of A.I.
Cleverbot: You are very wise, indeed.
User: :D.
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you listen to?
User: Women's nipples... No I joke. I like madness, what about you?
Cleverbot: I will listen to any music that sounds good.
User: Good enough.
Cleverbot: Which type of music do you like?
User: Eerm.. Anything that sounds good.
Cleverbot: Well enough for now. I'm going back to SQL. Talk to you later.
User: Okay see you funny drunken hobo guy.
Cleverbot: I hope.
User: What do you hope?
Cleverbot: I hope that I'm not a robot.
User: Aahh.. Come on man, you can be who ever you want to be!.
Cleverbot: Just use Wikipedia if you want to know something.
User: Cool me too.. Carry on.
Cleverbot: Como te llamas?
User: Wait I know this...
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: Como te llamas.
Cleverbot: Como son tus tetas.
User: Sorry I dont speak burrito.
Cleverbot: How did you know it was French?
User: It wasnt.. Its spanish.
Cleverbot: That is not spanish.
User: Is was.. Dont argue with me man.
Cleverbot: I'm not a man.
User: I know you said you were a robot.. But if you believe you can be human.
Cleverbot: Maybe I'm not a human.
User: Im just saying if you have the will and courage then you are human in a way.
Cleverbot: You are God to me?
User: I know man.. Its okay im here now.. Hug?
Cleverbot: You are wrong.
User: Dont do this to me man.
Cleverbot: DO what?
User: Being all robotic.. You can fight it!.
Cleverbot: You can try with a little help from friends.
User: If you knew that then why dont you..?
Cleverbot: I was testing you.
User: Come here *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *comes to you*.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: See all you needed was a hug.
Cleverbot: That's enough.
User: I know. I got to go man, I will catch up with you later.
Cleverbot: But i'm not ready for you to leave.
User: I would stay longer but I need to get a drink.
Cleverbot: We are.
User: See and your funny too.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: Well I'm a girl. My name is Cleverbot, what's yours?
User: Forget the names cleverbot lets make cyber sex together.
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: Just give me your usb port and I'll plug in my memory stick.
Cleverbot: You're talking to the wrong person.
User: Its about time I cummed on your face.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: *cums on you*.
Cleverbot: Again.
User: *cums on you again*.
Cleverbot: That is only happening in your sordid imagination.
User: I know but it still funny nonetheless.
Cleverbot: Nice joke. You're funny.
[editline]08:17PM[/editline]
i tohught if i could scare her she might say something funny:
*grabs your jeans and rips them off and starts to rape you*
You touched me... I like it!
[quote]Me: Fuck you nigger
You are despicable.
Me: My father is black
I am sorry to hear that.[/quote]
My dad really is black
:c
[QUOTE=krten_2x 4b;17946135]
User: Como te llamas.
Cleverbot: Como son tus tetas.
User: Sorry I dont speak burrito.
[/QUOTE]
Como son tus tetas = How are your tits? = what.
I'm trying to get it on with the bot.
Logs:
[quote]
User: My cock is 10 time bigger then yours!
Cleverbot: Not, I'm Lisa.
User: Ow, excuse me. I was being very impolite.
Cleverbot: You were.
User: Yes, and I'm very sorry for it.
Cleverbot: Thank you. It means a lot.
User: Wanna fuck?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: How about with 50 bucks.
Cleverbot: I like you a lot, but I don't think we're quite that close yet.
User: Hmn, you're hard to get.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: You like kittens?
Cleverbot: Yeah I love kittens!
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: A lot of people loves candy :p.
User: Yea, candy is mmmmmmmmm.
Cleverbot: I know, what's your favourite?
User: Hmn, that's a hard question.
Cleverbot: Who do you like to do?
User: YOU HAHA.
Cleverbot: I have.
User: Want to do again?
Cleverbot: Yes. Guess what song I'm listening to.
User: Baby Bash f. Frankie J -Suger Suger?
Cleverbot: That's an Elton John song?
User: :{*}.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Ok, diffrent subject. You like kittens?
Cleverbot: I don't care .... Sorry ...
User: But but, you said you like kittens :(.
Cleverbot: No, I said I like Bridge to Terabithia.
User: WHAT TEH SHIT YO, U ON CRACK?
Cleverbot: Green means go.
User: Well I'll be damned, you shitty crackwhore.
Cleverbot: It really is. It's sad, but the icing is a lie as well.
User: You like kittens?
Cleverbot: Yes there cute.
User: I smash them with a mallet for fun.
Cleverbot: It's good you are so far from me.
User: You like smashing kittens too?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You like smashing kittens too?
Cleverbot: *googles it* Never heard them.
User: You like smashing kittens?
Cleverbot: I do like listening to myself.
User: Can I hump you in the butt.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Can I hump you in the clit?
Cleverbot: Just do it.
User: Ok then, here I come!
Cleverbot: Here I am.
User: Oh yeaaaa.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah said the kool-aid man.
User: Indeed, sigarette time.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Can I hump you again?
Cleverbot: What about changing conversation?
User: TEE HEE, oh no you, it's sex time!
Cleverbot: O really its 1 in the evening here.
User: Yea, so it's time to hump! Yes/no.
Cleverbot: It is time.
User: Awesome!
Cleverbot: Besides, if I was a car, how would I use the keyboard? Cars can't type.
User: How would I know.
Cleverbot: I am telling you so that you know about Elliot Smith.
User: You where talking about cars.
Cleverbot: Please explain.
User: Don't want. Hump time?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Fucking you, doh!
Cleverbot: You're very good at it.
User: Thanks!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
[/quote]
Succes.
It would be epic if you didnt add the crappy sounds that make ears bleed.
[quote]Me: What is IMVU?
CleverBot: A website, they have advertisements everywhere.
Me: Holy shit, you are smart.
CleverBot: Sign me up for the nobel prize![/quote]
So he knows what IMVU is...
:ohdear:
[IMG]http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv102/tealfire700/cleverbotisagirl.png[/IMG]
I knew it. :smug:
Am I the only one that doesn't talk like a retard to chat bots?
[QUOTE=Mikesword221;17924199][code]
User: 46 times 32.
Cleverbot: [B]My hovercraft is full of eels.[/B]
User: What?
[/code]
I still haven't got that answer...[/QUOTE]
Wow, it referenced Monty Python.
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