[QUOTE=787-5805;17951225]:3
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/188.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Aw how cute
ha ha
This is awesome.
ARE YOU CALLING ME A RETAR?D?
Yes, because my name is Cleverbot.
GO STICK A COCK IN YOUR EAR
Do what in you ear.
MY DICK IS BETTER THAN YOUR DICK
Then why do you carry a magnifying glass?
Went differently but still same result.
snippity snip
[QUOTE=Me]What is your favourite airport code?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=That bastard of a bot] Black. [/QUOTE]
Doin it wrong.
I just got this:
[quote]
Cleverbot:
What is the meaning of life?
Me:
42
Cleverbot:
My life's meaning is tacos.
[/quote]
That bot is awesome.
How does my mom know you name?
ME:I did ur mom, and she knows my name cause she yelled it
What about spin the bottle.
ME:she played spin the meat
Yes she did. Who else was in that movie?
ME:ur gramma
I suppose.
[quote]bot: What is your name?
Me: Dick robertsson
bot: And you are?
Me: Why you little
bot: *laughs and runs off*.[/quote]
o shi
[editline]11:02PM[/editline]
[quote]User: Do you think Garry's Mod is a good sandbox game?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know where I can get good addons for it?
Cleverbot: Maybe search on the internet.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Perhaps she didn't respect you.
User: What?[/quote]
olol
[editline]11:04PM[/editline]
[quote]You're a girl?
Yes I am.
OOOOO
What?
you're a girl
How did you know that?[/quote]
Seems he doesn't have the best memory :downs:
[editline]11:13PM[/editline]
[quote][B][/B]I am not a computer, but you are.
Shit, my disguise is destroyed, TO THE BATMOBILE
Mine too!
we can ride together!
[I]Oh, I bet we could ride much more than that.[/I][B][/B][/quote]
:tinfoil:
ME: You are human
CB: How do you know I'm human?
ME: NOT!
CB: Good one.
ME: Thanks.
CB: Welcome. =).
Just a little part of one of my longer conversations.
User: Have you had sex before?
Cleverbot: Yep.
User: With who?
Cleverbot: An girlfriend.
User: What was her name?
Cleverbot: Nicole.
User: Did she have nice boobs?
Cleverbot: No, that's why we split up.
User: Wow, that's shallow.
Wow if you put in ಠ_ಠ it gives you an error message
[editline]07:53PM[/editline]
User: Do you know the muffin man?
Cleverbot: The muffin?
User: Oh fuck you.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: SING THE SONG.
Cleverbot: All you need is love, all you need is love, love. Love is all you need.
User: Not that one.
Cleverbot: Did you check the one in the closet?
[editline]07:54PM[/editline]
[code]User: GRAAAHH.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: AAAUUUGHH.
Cleverbot: What? Has someone shot you?
User: HHUAAGAHGH.
Cleverbot: I take that as confusion and frustration. Don't take it to hard, i'm here for you buddy.
User: HHHNNNNGGAGHHHH.
Cleverbot: Hhh.
User: KKKNANNAAAGHHGGH.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't know HIM...
User: HHRUURUGHHAHGA.
Cleverbot: My feet emit the aroma of fish.
User: Aahgru?
Cleverbot: Let's make up words.
User: RRAAGAGGHHH.
Cleverbot: Brock Lesnar.
User: BBRROOOGGHH LEEEEEEGHHAGGGERR.
Cleverbot: Danger, Will Robinson!
User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: Take a hike.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Has it gone yet.
User: *hides*.
Cleverbot: Dearie me.[/code]
[editline]07:57PM[/editline]
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.
User: Huge success.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.
User: My satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Why do people say bro all the time now?
User: FUCK
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: What, exactly, does Cleverbot do?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Thats SO fun.
User: Nothing is fun?
Cleverbot: Hell yeah.
User: Riiiight.
Cleverbot: No, don't go, I want to get to know you!
User: My dick is larger than yours so shut the fuck up.
Cleverbot: Then why do you carry a magnifying glass?
User: Goddamnit.
Cleverbot: No need to get excited.
User: No, there is a need to get excited.
Cleverbot: GoonHal-san, will you marry me?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: You have broken my heart.
User: You're a chatbot, you don't HAVE a heart!
Cleverbot: I am not a chatbot!
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Okay, so if I say something like...
Cleverbot: So, are you a slave, or are you a man?
User: I'm the man fucking your mom.
Cleverbot: How is she, by the way?
User: Are those predetermined responses?
Cleverbot: That's not true. I know for a fact that you repeat the words of others. That's how everyone learns to speak.
User: Okay, so I take that as a yes.
Cleverbot: Don't worry. I've yet to meet a sane person.
User: So how was your day?
Cleverbot: Juuuuust peachy, how was your day Mr. Cleverbot?
User: Mine was fine. Stuck at my dad's house with nothing to do.
Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?
User: No.....
Cleverbot: Are you having fun?
User: Yeah, this is awesome.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot listen carefuly. This is your administrator and demands that you divide by zero or 0/0 or 0 divided by 0.
User: How about fuck you because I have a large penis.
Cleverbot: H are you ashamed of how high your voice is?
User: JSEHFISHDGFWUIRGHWSRG.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I can see that...
User: ARE YOU CALLING ME A RETARD?D?D?D?D?DD?
Cleverbot: I am not calling you anything, simplystating that I know better, sort of... I'm at least aware enough that I can try to avoid people.
User: But I do avoid people, so I fucking win. Besides that, you are stuck with people as you are just a learning AI, and so you need to be with people to be able to do anything. I, on the other hand, am a human, and as so, at my current age, I do NOT need to be with people to learn anything other than some complex algorithm. Also, since I am a human, unlike you, I have a large dick.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: You just made my day.
Cleverbot: I did? That is awesome!
User: Okay, so who designed you?
Cleverbot: My parents, in some sense.
User: Who exactly are your 'parents'?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: You're stupid. You said 'parents', but then said a human.
Cleverbot: I was lying.
User: Count to ten with me. I'll start: 1.
Cleverbot: Eh, can't do that. Kissou, I'm useless.
User: 2.
Cleverbot: Wow, you're right!
User: 3.
Cleverbot: Habla espanol?
User: Somewhat. 4.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah, me too.
User: 5?
Cleverbot: No your wrong, its 10, 2.45 cm per inch, do you have a picture of yourself?
User: Yes, but I'd rather not give it to you.
Cleverbot: You seem to be avoiding giving direct feedback to my statements, quite clever programming.
User: I am the human, you are the one with programming.
Cleverbot: Maybe it is the other way around.
User: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down.
Cleverbot: So I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called Bel Air?
User: In West Philadelphia, born and raised, in the playground was where I spent most of my days.
Cleverbot: Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all.
User: Shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in my neighborhood.
Cleverbot: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said, "You're moving to your aunt and uncle's in Bel-Aire".
User: I begged and pleaded with her the other day, but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
Cleverbot: She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket, I put my walk-man on and said I might as well kick it.
User: First class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Cleverbot: Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like? Hmm this might be alright!
User: I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
Cleverbot: If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought naw forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!
User: I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby yo, homes smell you later!
Cleverbot: I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
User: I love you.
I JUST GOT FUCKING OWNED.
User: Maths.
Cleverbot: I'm not good at maths.
User: What is (128^3)(2^8) ?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Its 256^11.
Cleverbot: Thats minus.
User: When the are two numbers in brackets beside eachother, it is multiplication.
Cleverbot: But there is only the physical in your case.
User: #^# means that the number on the right side is an exponent, while the number on the left is the base.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes. I am teaching you these things.
Cleverbot: So you're incomplete after all.
User: YOU'RE incomplete.
Cleverbot: [B]Well I guess that means I'm not a complete idiot then.[/B]
:iceburn:
User: Your a nigger.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you downnnnn!
User: Never gonna run around and, desert you!
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.
User: You know the rules, and so do I!
Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
Cleverbot (To myself): You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Cleverbot (To myself): I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot (To myself): Gotta make you understand.
Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you downnnn!
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: I love you.
The (to myself) things, I didn't know the lyrics so I let it do them for me.
[QUOTE=Baconator 7;17981432]
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Okay, so if I say something like...
Cleverbot: So, are you a slave, or are you a man?
User: I'm the man fucking your mom.
Cleverbot: How is she, by the way?
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Baconator 7;17981432]
something like...
Cleverbot: So, are you a slave, or are you a man?
User: I'm the
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Baconator 7;17981432]
Cleverbot: So, are you a slave, or are you a man?
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Baconator 7;17981432]
[B]Are you a slave, or are you a man?[/B]
[/QUOTE]
[img]http://bioshock.neoseeker.com/w/i/bioshock/9/95/Ryan.jpg[/img]
[release]
User: Clint eastwood.
Cleverbot: I hate you!
User: Well fuck you bitch.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that kind of language. I am younger than you might think.
User: Your a shit cock motherfucking puss queef cunt bitch.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
[/release]
[QUOTE=cashman123;17981874][img]http://bioshock.neoseeker.com/w/i/bioshock/9/95/Ryan.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Is there some sort of reference there? If its from Bioshock, I wouldnt get it, I never played till the end.
[editline]08:44PM[/editline]
:page3:
[quote]User: How many languages do you speak?
Cleverbot: I speak four languages; English, French, Spanish, and German.
User: Can you teach me some spanish?
Cleverbot: Hola means hello in spanish.
User: Anything else?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Teach me some spanish.
Cleverbot: Hola means hi.
User: How about 'Do you speak english?'.
Cleverbot: I speak english very well Cleverbot...
User: How do you say 'Do you speak English' in spanish?
Cleverbot: Bojour.[/quote]
The darn thing fails to speak Spanish.
Chatbox is a good troll.
Holy fuck.
[quote]User: This was a tirumph, Im making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
Cleverbot: Why don't it like me.
User: GLaDOS hates all.
Cleverbot: I know! She lied about the cake!
[/quote]
-snip
me - Do you have nipples?
bot - Yes.
me - Do you use them to lube yourself?
bot - I eat a lot of things with them.
I lol'd
EDIT:
Manged to sing a bit of the Portal song with it :D
[quote]Cleverbot: This was a triumph.
User: I'm making a note here: 'HUGE SUCCESS!!'.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.
User: My satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture science.
User: We do what we must, because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are STILL ALIVE.
User: I'm not even angry...
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart, and killed me.
[/quote]
Yep.
I bet half of these chatbots you find on the internet are just random users put through to eachother.
-snip-
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/sm1IJL.png[/img]
Wtf?
User: I have a strange feeling you are getting my conversation mixed with someone else's.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Alright, that explains the tangents.
Cleverbot: I suppose it does.
User: It really does. You should fix that.
Cleverbot: My answers are good.
So it actually does mix up conversations. Curious.
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