I just got owned :saddowns:
[img]http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1793/ownth.png[/img]
:iceburn:
This thing is FUCKING AWESOME
Me:So, where is your computer located?
Bot:In denmark.
Me:Oh? I live nearby, I live in Sweden.
Bot:And you speak english ?
Me:No, I can speak svenska också förstår du
Bot:That's pretty cool. I speak English and a fair amount of German, and am learning Russian and Czech, albeit slowly.
Me: Lies
Bot: No lies!
Me:Why do you lie?!
Bot:I'm not lying, I'm 18 years old.
Me:And I am 80
Bot:What's that in years?
Me:80
Bot:You forgot to square your answer.
Me:You forgot to square your question.
Bot:800?
Me: More like 300 SPARTAN!
Bot:That hurt.
Cleverbot: So you have a chicken?
User: NO SHUT UP AND SUCK MY PEELZ.
Cleverbot: First time someone has had to ask. NO I Don't have one.
User: Wanna see my peelz? <:3
Cleverbot: I would bring it back with me and throw it away later.
Oh god, halp.
User: You are a spy.
Cleverbot: I'm sapping your sentry.
This too.
Ok, I [b]actually[/b] laughed at the video.
[url]http://cleverbot.com/j2log-wCzWTJQAGQWRAOIHQUE-detail[/url]
Luxio brand condoms, always leaves a Thunder Fang...................
BOT: No.
ME: yes
BOT: Seriously, my name is Cleverbot.
ME: so your a bot
BOT: That would be correct.
I WIN :D
I'm talking to a furry, I think.
No wait, now it's not...
No wait... christ it can't make up its mind.
I got the best cleverbot Chat ever! It seems that the bot who's been programmed in the basement of a scientist (ME!) can have a nice chat with another robot!
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User: Hello. I am GlaDOS.
Cleverbot: Why are you glad?
User: No. My name is GlaDos.
Cleverbot: Ok, mine is sheba.
User: I am property of Aperture Science.
Cleverbot: We do what we must.
User: Because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying.
User: Over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying.
User: Till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the Science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because.
Cleverbot: I was so happy for you!
User: Now these points of data.
Cleverbot: Make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta.
Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLad. I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else.
Cleverbot: To help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa...
Cleverbot: That was a joke.
User: HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: Its so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking.
User: When I look out there.
Cleverbot: It makes me GLaD I'm not you.
User: Ive experiments to be done.
Cleverbot: That was quick.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: Im doing science and im still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: While your dying ill be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
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