[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;36409717]Got a wasp in a jar, Hate wasps, they don't do anything but piss people off
Decide his fate[/QUOTE]
Let him go, he's just being a wasp, not his fault
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;36409717]Got a wasp in a jar, Hate wasps, they don't do anything but piss people off
Decide his fate[/QUOTE]
Microwave it.
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;36409717]Got a wasp in a jar, Hate wasps, they don't do anything but piss people off
Decide his fate[/QUOTE]
Isn't it obvious?! smoke him up, see if he chills out.
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;36409784]Isn't it obvious?! smoke him up, see if he chills out.[/QUOTE]
I would totally do this, if I wasn't dry/sitting at home about to go out
I need to think of some kind of challenge for him to let him earn his freedom, any ideas? I don't wanna just plain kill him
[QUOTE=Fixed;36409769]hehe tried to read for the exam, but nodded out like 7 times. I got through 2 pages, 228 pages more to go![/QUOTE]
haha, good luck :v:
Alone in the office.... :(
haha
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;36409844]I would totally do this, if I wasn't dry/sitting at home about to go out
I need to think of some kind of challenge for him to let him earn his freedom, any ideas? I don't wanna just plain kill him[/QUOTE]
find another wasp and then let them fight to the death. the winner gets it's freedom back.
[QUOTE=/B/rother;36410046]find another wasp and then let them fight to the death. the winner gets it's freedom back.[/QUOTE]
I dropped some chocolate spread coated toast in his jar, he's been eating it for like 45 minutes now
I'll call him hermes
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;36409784]Isn't it obvious?! smoke him up, see if he chills out.[/QUOTE]
iirc THC is a poison to insects and paralyses them, that's the whole reason cannabis plants naturally had it at first
first wake and bake in under a century
here's to you guys!
[editline]20th June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;36409784]Isn't it obvious?! smoke him up, see if he chills out.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't lol, he'll die or whatever
[QUOTE=/B/rother;36397210]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0Vjmn.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
'Scuse me, what's the source on this gif? I remember how trippy that video was and I don't think I've ever had the pleasure of watching it while high.
Or maybe I did, I don't know...
[QUOTE=Aleal;36410566]'Scuse me, what's the source on this gif? I remember how trippy that video was and I don't think I've ever had the pleasure of watching it while high.
Or maybe I did, I don't know...[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhheiPTdZCw[/media]
As noone asked yesterday...
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!!
[QUOTE=Mindfuck 2;36412772]As noone asked yesterday...
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!![/QUOTE]
9:42?
Adventure time?
why the fuck am i wearing blue fuzzy slippers
i dont remember putting these on
Took 50mg of Extended Release Adderal this morning before my exam. It started to kick in right as it started. I fucking love doing math problems while on Adderal, I think I was the only one at the exam who had fun. As I was leaving my US History teachers stopped me and told me I got the highest grade in my class on my US Exam! Great day so far, and its only just begun! I read a while back in this thread about someone snorting Ritalin, would it be better to snort Adderal rather than take it orally?
only if you want to have fun on it, orally is best for using it for studying and shit like that
2 out of 223 pages read, exam tomorrow.
Screw this, holidays after tomorrow I don't care about by grades!
[QUOTE=Fixed;36413732]2 out of 223 pages read, exam tomorrow.
Screw this, holidays after tomorrow I don't care about by grades![/QUOTE]
i feel the exact same way, fuck this shit exam.
My dryness makes me a sad panda. Getting license soon hopefully, after that it's easy tokin' hombres.
[QUOTE=Fixed;36413732]2 out of 223 pages read, exam tomorrow.
Screw this, holidays after tomorrow I don't care about by grades![/QUOTE]
0 out of 759 pages read. Exam was 2 weeks ago. Let's see how this will turn out.
Traded vics for 5 grams of really dank weed. If I play my cards right, I can get high all summer.
Have I ever told you guys about my fear of plants? Not like a phobia, but like 'man they be dangerous soon'.
I believe they'll take over earth soon and enslave humanity or wipe it out completely.
[editline]20th June 2012[/editline]
That's why our backyard also looks like shit. I sabotage the fauna out back.
But I fear that this is not enough.
My next project to cleanse earth of those green fuckers has to stay secret for now. Just two keywords: Agent Orange and the amazon rainforest.
As Agent Orange is expensive I gladly accept money or ten tonnes of Dioxin. E-Mail me at: [email]plantseatshit@hotmail.com[/email]
[QUOTE=Mindfuck 2;36414310]Have I ever told you guys about my fear of plants? Not like a phobia, but like 'man they be dangerous soon'.
I believe they'll take over earth soon and enslave humanity or wipe it out completely.
[editline]20th June 2012[/editline]
That's why our backyard also looks like shit. I sabotage the fauna out back.
But I fear that this is not enought.
My next project to cleanse earth of those green fuckers has to stay secret for now. Just two keywords: Agent Orange and the amazon rainforest.
As Agent Orange is expensive I gladly accept money or ten tonnes of Dioxin. E-Mail me at: [email]plantseatshit@hotmail.com[/email][/QUOTE]
Think of the domesticated dog. There are more of them than children on earth.
What would happen if they all at one point began to turn on us?
[QUOTE=Olinaj;36414104]My dryness makes me a sad panda. Getting license soon hopefully, after that it's easy tokin' hombres.[/QUOTE]
I know that feeling... all the time.
[editline]20th June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mindfuck 2;36414240]0 out of 759 pages read. Exam was 2 weeks ago. Let's see how this will turn out.[/QUOTE]
you didn't show up or what?
Learning to love Indica, but luckily got someone to find me some sativa which I'll be picking up tomorrow :) Been having a really lovely, gradual high. Just a few small bowls each time slowly takes me higher and higher (it's a lot more comfortable as it hits me in euphoric waves, rather than a bigass truck of anxiety). I'm a relatively new smoker (in the sense that I've smoked a lot before, but I smoke rarely. This is the first time this year I've smoked) even though I've smoked 10+ times, hence why the gradual high feels nicer, I'm testing the waters and I'm loving it!
So, came here to talk to a few of you guys. How's your evening so far? What you smoking / taking?
[editline]20th June 2012[/editline]
It keeps hitting and I love the feeling, just waves of contentment.
[QUOTE=Fixed;36413732]2 out of 223 pages read, exam tomorrow.
Screw this, holidays after tomorrow I don't care about by grades![/QUOTE]
Why the hell not read a short book like that? You could skim that in 6 or 8 hours, even while high and do far better on the exam.
[QUOTE=Fixed;36414441]
you didn't show up or what?[/QUOTE]
Oh I did, I did. An hour before the exam I read a short summary. Hope it was enough. lol
[QUOTE=FreakyMe;36414438]Think of the domesticated dog. There are more of them than children on earth.
What would happen if they all at one point began to turn on us?[/QUOTE]
I know right?
Some may call me crazy for this theory. But I can prove that plants are indeed a real hazard.
Let me show you:
1. [B]Plants are everywhere[/B]
They are everywhere and not to be intimidated. It begins with invisible algae on glass or or mold sediments in your shower and ends finally in a fucking RAIN FOREST! And experimental clearing of woodland by fast food chains proves: A full grown rain forest is not to be underestimated! Even after decade long burning down, there is still a shit ton left.
2. [B]Plants are tougher than you might think[/B]
Well, tougher than us. They are part of evolution. And even if some rednecks don't want to face it: Evolution is a real thing, proven fact and survival of the fittest is rule number one. And as we humans smite everything that looks at us funny, plants are agressive in behaviour, opressive and imperialistic to the bone. Without 1.5 Mil. "pansies", cutting their hedges and armed to the teeth with war tools such as trimmers, mowers and shit, humanity would soon be history. In no time plants would take over whole metropolises. And plants live 5km under and obve the water surface. Tough as balls.
And we humans whine when we don't have weed left(which is in fact the only good plant).
3. [B]Plants are underestimated[/B]
We think plants are uncultivated and dumb: They don't chat about the weather, don't write grammy awarded songs and don't play vidya. But they are in fact the most cultivated entities on this planet.They had 10.000 times mor time to evolve, and they used their time. Plants are standing since a long time in their armies with napoleonic patience on a hill yonder our cities and watch the battle which we never came to realise, because of its sheer slowness. They have time. Then they strike.
4. [B]Plants are worse than the commies[/B]
They have their spies everywhere. in the living room, the offices. everywhere. And they watch us. And when their time has come. Oh boy! Will they strike. Without mercy, regret. Only with fun. The only thing that could help us would be a construct similar to the death star from Star Wars, falsely demonised in the movie. The real ending where Darth Vader wins his fight over the evil trees, we may never see.
But I come to realise, science may open our eyes soon. They're on their tracks: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1191095[/url]
[editline]20th June 2012[/editline]
Man, I have way to much communication need when I am not at school.
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