soon u will all see the glory of papa smurf
cant say more, just wait till tomorrow maybe
i like opiates
so do i
[editline]4th July 2012[/editline]
They say a dog is a man's best friend.
But I don't even have enemies that would stare directly into my eyes whilst taking a shit on my carpet.
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when victor calls you up to tell you to meet him at the void with his share of the stash just stay at home and keep hitting the pipe man.
i don't think anyone will get this. if you do i will love you.
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;36618059]when victor calls you up to tell you to meet him at the void with his share of the stash just stay at home and keep hitting the pipe man.
i don't think anyone will get this. if you do i will love you.[/QUOTE]
Oh i get it
that movie is the reason I wanted to buy a stash can
im seriously flipping the fuck out. im shaking.
my dad has used my computer a couple times recently but one time i noticed the door locked. he doesnt like to use my moms laptop, just my computer. i walk in on him "scratching" himself a lot recently in the living room under the sheet.
i didnt want to think it, but i had to check and found this on the internet history of the user account he uses.
[url]http://i.imgur.com/BRJr6.png[/url]
I know its just porn, but this is my fucking dad and hes always been some religious guy thats been critical on a lot of shit especially porn. this seems so bizarrely out of character i dont know what the hell i should think.
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oh god this is not acceptable.
ew gross he touched my fucking mouse.
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i dont think ive reacted to anything like this before. my entire view of this guy just shattered into a thousand pieces.
i think im traumatized or some shit.
[QUOTE=Ripvayne;36618102]im seriously flipping the fuck out. im shaking.
my dad has used my computer a couple times recently but one time i noticed the door locked. he doesnt like to use my moms laptop, just my computer. i walk in on him "scratching" himself a lot recently in the living room under the sheet.
i didnt want to think it, but i had to check and found this on the internet history of the user account he uses.
[url]http://i.imgur.com/BRJr6.png[/url]
I know its just porn, but this is my fucking dad and hes always been some religious guy thats been critical on a lot of shit especially porn. this seems so bizarrely out of character i dont know what the hell i should think.
[editline]4th July 2012[/editline]
oh god this is not acceptable.
ew gross he touched my fucking mouse.
[editline]4th July 2012[/editline]
i dont think ive reacted to anything like this before. my entire view of this guy just shattered into a thousand pieces.
i think im traumatized or some shit.[/QUOTE]
I dont see what the big deal about your dad watching porn is
[editline]4th July 2012[/editline]
And heaps of religious people who criticize porn watch porn
So over the course of several years, I have convinced my mom that both smoking cigarettes and drinking was fine. Last year I jokingly talked with my friends about convincing her that cannabis was fine too by simply just smoking it and willingly letting her discover me. Well. I did and it worked. Now she wants to make my friends and I some edible brownies. x.x
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;36618136]I dont see what the big deal about your dad watching porn is
[editline]4th July 2012[/editline]
And heaps of religious people who criticize porn watch porn[/QUOTE]
i know its not exactly a big deal by itself, its just the idea that its my father. i guess its just that ive had this image of my father all my life that feels like it just drastically changed.
[QUOTE=Ripvayne;36618215]i know its not exactly a big deal by itself, its just the idea that its my father. i guess its just that ive had this image of my father all my life that feels like it just drastically changed.[/QUOTE]
Drastically changed? hes exactly the same except now you know he watches porn in his spare time.
I hope you have learnt the lesson of not snooping on people.
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[QUOTE=JJ Isaac;36618142]So over the course of several years, I have convinced my mom that both smoking cigarettes and drinking was fine. Last year I jokingly talked with my friends about convincing her that cannabis was fine too by simply just smoking it and willingly letting her discover me. Well. I did and it worked. Now she wants to make my friends and I some edible brownies. x.x[/QUOTE]
No offense man but your mum doesn't sound too smart
I am definitely overreacting.
However I feel I reserve the right to deny him access to my computer, I didn't mind it when I thought he was talking to old friends and learning guitar chords. This just feels gross, I'm not comfortable with my father using my computer to find porn and jerk it in my bedroom.
Yea man I understand why
but really i mean you could understand why he would act against porn because a lot of people wouldnt want their wife/gf to find out they watch porn and acting against it is a perfect cover.
Or it could be he is against it because he has a porn addiction and he hates it.
But yea just chill out and relax, you just probably found out your dad is a little bit more similar to you than you thought :v:
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Yea the fact he jacks off in your bedroom is gross ill agree with that
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;36618232]Drastically changed? hes exactly the same except now you know he watches porn in his spare time.
I hope you have learnt the lesson of not snooping on people.
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No offense man but your mum doesn't sound too smart[/QUOTE]
Why? I don't understand how her allowing me to use substances responsibly in her presence makes her lack intelligence?
you convinced her that smoking cigarettes was fine?
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;36618817]you convinced her that smoking cigarettes was fine?[/QUOTE]
Fine in terms of me being able to actually smoke cigarettes around her, not in terms of whether or not cigarettes are physically healthy for you. I am pretty sure it is common knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you nowadays.
[QUOTE=JJ Isaac;36618855]Fine in terms of me being able to actually smoke cigarettes around her, not in terms of whether or not cigarettes are physically healthy for you. I am pretty sure it is common knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you nowadays.[/QUOTE]
Same with my dad, I'm allowed to smoke and shit, but he really think I should stop.
When I got busted by him he just said "if you've to smoke then do it outside" (was doing it outta my window)
[QUOTE=Fixed;36619147]Same with my dad, I'm allowed to smoke and shit, but he really think I should stop.
When I got busted by him he just said "if you've to smoke then do it outside" (was doing it outta my window)[/QUOTE]
My dad says the same thing when I drive his car, but I still continue to smoke with the window rolled down. As long as I don't leave his car smelling like smoke, I am in the clear. :)
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How can someone so diplomatically stupid, and just clearly unintelligent on the matters she's responsible for be the head of something like this.... for every question, she says nearly the exact same thing, and I love how the guy gets here right into the corner and makes her contradict herself. She says that all schedule 1 drugs are addictive, then she verifies that perscription drugs can also be addictive... with that logic why aren't perscription drugs illegal. She doesn't even mention really health harms about the drugs, just says they're addicitive over and over again....
[QUOTE=zach1193;36619653][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwaXsQY6Eg[/media]
How can someone so diplomatically stupid, and just clearly unintelligent on the matters she's responsible for be the head of something like this.... for every question, she says nearly the exact same thing, and I love how the guy gets here right into the corner and makes her contradict herself. She says that all schedule 1 drugs are addictive, then she verifies that perscription drugs can also be addictive... with that logic why aren't perscription drugs illegal. She doesn't even mention really health harms about the drugs, just says they're addicitive over and over again....[/QUOTE]
America.
[QUOTE=JJ Isaac;36619770]America.[/QUOTE]
ahhhh it's great to be in america....... 4th of july and all that bullshit... today I have to act like I like it here or I'll be branded a terrorist....
Also it's not just the US, lots of other countries have stupid governments,
[QUOTE=zach1193;36619787]ahhhh it's great to be in america....... 4th of july and all that bullshit... today I have to act like I like it here or I'll be branded a terrorist....
Also it's not just the US, lots of other countries have stupid governments,[/QUOTE]
Trust me, I know the feeling. (Georgia.)
I don't know... ours has been taking the cake rather recently.
[QUOTE=JJ Isaac;36619859]Trust me, I know the feeling. (Georgia.)
I don't know... ours has been taking the cake rather recently.[/QUOTE]
Lol don't think for once I was defending this retarded nation....
Just helped my dad out with some work. (Hes a carpenter)
I got like 40$, planning on spending it all on weed.
[QUOTE=-z-e-m-i-;36619977]Just helped my dad out with some work. (Hes a carpenter)
I got like 40$, planning on spending it all on weed.[/QUOTE]
aren't you also getting paid soon?
also, are you coming home today?
[QUOTE=/B/rother;36619994]aren't you also getting paid soon?
also, are you coming home today?[/QUOTE]
Well my dad have already paid me 35$, but if you're talking about my job there is like 20-25 days till i get paid again.
And yeah im comming home today.
[QUOTE=-z-e-m-i-;36620046]Well my dad have already paid me 35$, but if you're talking about my job there is like 20-25 days till i get paid again.
And yeah im comming home today.[/QUOTE]
oh okay, then maybe you want to save a little for cigs and such.
what time will you be here?
[QUOTE=zach1193;36619653][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwaXsQY6Eg[/media]
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this is just plain stupid, can't stop laughing!
[QUOTE=/B/rother;36620056]oh okay, then maybe you want to save a little for cigs and such.
what time will you be here?[/QUOTE]
Lets keep this out of the lounge, ill call ya.
OH FUCK OH FUCK. I was cutting up a five strip of LSD (pretty sweet blotter art too) and I accidentally the whole thing fuckkkkkk.
[QUOTE=bluesky;36620741]OH FUCK OH FUCK. I was cutting up a five strip of LSD (pretty sweet blotter art too) and I accidentally the whole thing fuckkkkkk.[/QUOTE]
balls gonna trip.
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