ok so this was the closest call ever. I just finish toking and putting everything in the stash box and as im going to the door my dad comes downstairs. So i quickly put the case on the floor and just walk in. He asked me what i was doing, i told him cleaning up from when my friends were over. He sat on the couch and i went to my computer. I just started a nice conversation and started watching something on my comp so he would go back upstairs. He just got bored and left.
luckily i dont have a high face unless im laughing at something.
so i was talking up a bitch all night via facebook.
we ended up arranging me going over to her house for swimming and hanging out next week. i asked her who's home during the day, apparently her dad works at home. this resulted in:
Me: "oh guess with your dad being home we can't get funky eh :)?"
Her: "nope, I guess we can't :("
Me: "We'll save that for another time then"
Her: "Maybe. have to ask the bf though"
Me: "who'd be that?"
her: "austin"
Me: "legitimately"
Her: "well we don't have titles but once summer is over we will. I just don't wanna mess things up with him."
Me: "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohk."
Her: ":("
Me: "Oh well still on for wednesday doe"
Her: "yes, wednesday is cool"
Me: "alright goodnight"
her: "goodnightyy!"
apparently she has a "boyfriend" that she's not dating but doesn't want to de-commit. she's never mentioned him once, and i've never seen him and her interact via social network so i'd like to think they're pretty well disconnected. should i beta out of this situation and remain friends or go alpha as fuck and make it my goal to get that pussy? i think it could be done. any input's welcome
what do DD
[editline]19th July 2012[/editline]
i think i might pull that "no one needs to know" kind of shit
[editline]19th July 2012[/editline]
i thought i was home free until she dumped that bullshit
i'd back out if i was you homie
sounds like a slut
[QUOTE]Me: "We'll save that for another time then"
Her: "Maybe. have to ask the bf though"[/QUOTE]
that was so unexpected
I remember I was super baked and I crawled into this guys tent while we were camping to find some food and there was a MASSIVE FUCKING WORM
I flipped the fuck out and spazzed and shook and kept shouting "OH MAN A MASSIVE WORM" and eventually flicked it outside, before crawling out shellshocked
traumatizing
bump
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;36835935]I remember I was super baked and I crawled into this guys tent while we were camping to find some food and there was a MASSIVE FUCKING WORM
I flipped the fuck out and spazzed and shook and kept shouting "OH MAN A MASSIVE WORM" and eventually flicked it outside, before crawling out shellshocked
traumatizing[/QUOTE]
I bet you slept like a baby afterwards
Also the area we were camping got really muddy but the floor felt like chocolate under my feet and I pranced around this ditch for a while it was awesome
[editline]19th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=l l;36835942]bump
I bet you slept like a baby afterwards[/QUOTE]
I didn't have a tent so I built a hut out of sticks and made walls and a roof using binliners, and just slept on the damn floor, I had the best nights sleep ever, no sarcasm, everybody woke up like "awww man I didn't sleep i feel so shit" and I jumped up (smashing the poorly constructed house in the process) and practically skipped home
decided to actually smoke a generous portion
pretty blazed
i dont know if its just me or not but is it normal to not enjoy highs where you lose your mind and you can't even think straight? i prefer a nice relaxing high, that is very cloudy and slow, but you can still do things with ease
[QUOTE=stupid10er;36835442]so i was talking up a bitch all night via facebook.
we ended up arranging me going over to her house for swimming and hanging out next week. i asked her who's home during the day, apparently her dad works at home. this resulted in:
Me: "oh guess with your dad being home we can't get funky eh :)?"
Her: "nope, I guess we can't :("
Me: "We'll save that for another time then"
Her: "Maybe. have to ask the bf though"
Me: "who'd be that?"
her: "austin"
Me: "legitimately"
Her: "well we don't have titles but once summer is over we will. I just don't wanna mess things up with him."
Me: "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohk."
Her: ":("
Me: "Oh well still on for wednesday doe"
Her: "yes, wednesday is cool"
Me: "alright goodnight"
her: "goodnightyy!"
apparently she has a "boyfriend" that she's not dating but doesn't want to de-commit. she's never mentioned him once, and i've never seen him and her interact via social network so i'd like to think they're pretty well disconnected. should i beta out of this situation and remain friends or go alpha as fuck and make it my goal to get that pussy? i think it could be done. any input's welcome
what do DD
[editline]19th July 2012[/editline]
i think i might pull that "no one needs to know" kind of shit
[editline]19th July 2012[/editline]
i thought i was home free until she dumped that bullshit[/QUOTE]
Tear that shit up bro.
bump woke n boke
[QUOTE=Mac2468;36833333]Because you can get a gram of spice for like $5 and it'll last you a week whereas a gram of $5 bud will last one sesh.
[editline]18th July 2012[/editline]
Everyone I know that smokes it is a broke ass motherfucker.
[editline]18th July 2012[/editline]
I know some guys who don't even smoke bud anymore they smoke strictly spice, I've seen the fuckers roll big ass joints of massively potent spice.
Scares the shit out of me really.[/QUOTE]
If they're broke then just go without, jeez, how stupid, better than slowly hurting yourself...
[editline]19th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Rediscover;36835666]i'd back out if i was you homie
sounds like a slut[/QUOTE]
lol so you don't really know what a slut is do you? she basically made up the fact she had a boyfriend to deter stupid. but he's still gonna fuck her, at least he better.
[QUOTE=Mac2468;36833333]Because you can get a gram of spice for like $5 and it'll last you a week whereas a gram of $5 bud will last one sesh.
[editline]18th July 2012[/editline]
Everyone I know that smokes it is a broke ass motherfucker.
[editline]18th July 2012[/editline]
I know some guys who don't even smoke bud anymore they smoke strictly spice, I've seen the fuckers roll big ass joints of massively potent spice.
Scares the shit out of me really.[/QUOTE]
Our hearst must never ever lose direction.
Stay green my friends.
Bump.
Man i was walking home drunk as fuck
I found a bike lying in the gutter
had a 2 hour drunken joy ride was so much fun
And i kept the bike because OBVIOUSLY the owner doesnt care about it much if they leave it in the gutter
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;36839364]Man i was walking home drunk as fuck
I found a bike lying in the gutter
had a 2 hour drunken joy ride was so much fun
And i kept the bike because OBVIOUSLY the owner doesnt care about it much if they leave it in the gutter[/QUOTE]
it probably wasn't the owner who had left the bike there, but whatever :v:
[QUOTE=stupid10er;36835442]so i was talking up a bitch all night via facebook.
we ended up arranging me going over to her house for swimming and hanging out next week. i asked her who's home during the day, apparently her dad works at home. this resulted in:
Me: "oh guess with your dad being home we can't get funky eh :)?"
Her: "nope, I guess we can't :("
Me: "We'll save that for another time then"
Her: "Maybe. have to ask the bf though"
Me: "who'd be that?"
her: "austin"
Me: "legitimately"
Her: "well we don't have titles but once summer is over we will. I just don't wanna mess things up with him."
Me: "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohk."
Her: ":("
Me: "Oh well still on for wednesday doe"
Her: "yes, wednesday is cool"
Me: "alright goodnight"
her: "goodnightyy!"
apparently she has a "boyfriend" that she's not dating but doesn't want to de-commit. she's never mentioned him once, and i've never seen him and her interact via social network so i'd like to think they're pretty well disconnected. should i beta out of this situation and remain friends or go alpha as fuck and make it my goal to get that pussy? i think it could be done. any input's welcome
what do DD
[editline]19th July 2012[/editline]
i think i might pull that "no one needs to know" kind of shit
[editline]19th July 2012[/editline]
i thought i was home free until she dumped that bullshit[/QUOTE]
Don't back down hombré, prove your a better dude than this 'Austin' chap.
inb4 stupid10er get's fucked up by some dude called austin
[QUOTE=Rediscover;36835666]i'd back out if i was you homie
sounds like a slut[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=l l;36835912]that was so unexpected[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ljonny;36838749]Tear that shit up bro.
bump woke n boke[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=zach1193;36838898]
lol so you don't really know what a slut is do you? she basically made up the fact she had a boyfriend to deter stupid. but he's still gonna fuck her, at least he better.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TheLastNomad;36839937]Don't back down hombré, prove your a better dude than this 'Austin' chap.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=/B/rother;36839965]inb4 stupid10er get's fucked up by some dude called austin[/QUOTE]
since the general consensus is yes i'm gonna give it the green light. i just hope that she doesn't think i'm trying to be her boyfriend because fuck that.
thanks DD
so get this DD, my friend who only just recently (few months or so) has started smoking weed and getting into drugs in general, took like 2.6 grams of shrooms and had a crazy ass fucked up trip. it all started going downhill when it turned out that they ingested about a gram more that they had expected to, each, because the dealer somehow fucked up and gave them 5.2 grams of shrooms instead of an eighth. after a while he starts getting really anxious, when he apparently stood up, proclaimed he needed a drink and took a huge swig from the bong sitting on the table (lolll) then slammed it into the ground like he was spiking a football, breaking the shit out of it. He then grabbed his guitar and smashed it into their window because he felt compelled to do it as though there were urgency to it. he sprinted out the door and was gone in seconds, everyone was too shocked to react and those that did just couldn't catch him before he was across the street or anything. Half hour later, we get a call from the ER where we're told that a passing cop saw him running down the street half-naked flailing his arms around, tackled him, then took him to the hospital after he told him that he was on shrooms. he was apparently so cooperative that they decided not to press charges or anything, but he was stuck with an ER bill and had to phone his parents to pay it... it's like something out of a fucking movie or some shit
@stupid10er I'd fuck that!
Anyways, pretty sure I'm going to run outta weed before this day is over.
Just bumping again.
Ice-cold water in a bong is really awesome.
[QUOTE=Furioso;36840157]so get this DD, my friend who only just recently (few months or so) has started smoking weed and getting into drugs in general, took like 2.6 grams of shrooms and had a crazy ass fucked up trip. it all started going downhill when it turned out that they ingested about a gram more that they had expected to, each, because the dealer somehow fucked up and gave them 5.2 grams of shrooms instead of an eighth. after a while he starts getting really anxious, when he apparently stood up, proclaimed he needed a drink and took a huge swig from the bong sitting on the table (lolll) then slammed it into the ground like he was spiking a football, breaking the shit out of it. He then grabbed his guitar and smashed it into their window because he felt compelled to do it as though there were urgency to it. he sprinted out the door and was gone in seconds, everyone was too shocked to react and those that did just couldn't catch him before he was across the street or anything. Half hour later, we get a call from the ER where we're told that a passing cop saw him running down the street half-naked flailing his arms around, tackled him, then took him to the hospital after he told him that he was on shrooms. he was apparently so cooperative that they decided not to press charges or anything, but he was stuck with an ER bill and had to phone his parents to pay it... it's like something out of a fucking movie or some shit[/QUOTE]
lol riiight, well that kid must have some underlying problems, shrooms alone wouldn't cause that to happen haha.
bump i'm high.
Bump
Bumping again. Man I'm good today.
theres something special about buying an old n64 game (or any old game) you used to play when you were a kid. I always rented Mario Golf but never owned it as a kid and now i got one from ebay. Sure does bring me back playing my n64, its like a flashback from a better time with no responsibility, school wasnt hard, and best of all no worries. I miss that.
firing up now.
[editline]19th July 2012[/editline]
buuuuuuump
[QUOTE=Kel|oggs;36829562]Drinkin too much pop brah.[/QUOTE]
I've had any amount between 600ml - >2L a day, since I was about 8.
I now understand your username. It's disturbing. Also, new house.
I've finally eaten all the food in my house!
i ran into a friend, while on my way home from my girlfriends place, and he asks me if i know where his best friend is at. i call up his friend, which is also one of my friends, and asks where he is at and what his doing, and he tells me that he is at this girl's house and that he's toking. i tell him that his friend will be on his way, but before i get to hang up, he asks me if i want to come by as well. i told him that yes, i will tag along.
when we get up there, he hands me half a joint. i went out on the porch and smoked it. to my surprise it actually manages me to get buzzed.
i go back inside, with a grin on my face, and the guy is just as surprised as me when he saw that i was actually high.
after sitting in the couch wondering how i could get so high, suddenly, out of nowhere, it hits me. the dude has a crazy high tolerance compared to me!
he then asks me if i want to hit a few bows from the bong with him, and we ended up smoking about 5-7 each.
we then got back inside and just chilled on the couch for an hour or two. we then smoked another 2 joints.
i'm now at home listening to music in my room.
bump.
[editline]20th July 2012[/editline]
i love posting on forums when i'm high :v:
[QUOTE=/B/rother;36846224]i ran into a friend, while on my way home from my girlfriends place, and he asks me if i know where his best friend is at. i call up his friend, which is also one of my friends, and asks where he is at and what his doing, and he tells me that he is at this girl's house and that he's toking. i tell him that his friend will be on his way, but before i get to hang up, he asks me if i want to come by as well. i told him that yes, i will tag along.
when we get up there, he hands me half a joint. i went out on the porch and smoked it. to my surprise it actually manages me to get buzzed.
i go back inside, with a grin on my face, and the guy is just as surprised as me when he saw that i was actually high.
after sitting in the couch wondering how i could get so high, suddenly, out of nowhere, it hits me. the dude has a crazy high tolerance compared to me!
he then asks me if i want to hit a few bows from the bong with him, and we ended up smoking about 5-7 each.
we then got back inside and just chilled on the couch for an hour or two. we then smoked another 2 joints.
i'm now at home listening to music in my room.
bump.
[editline]20th July 2012[/editline]
i love posting on forums when i'm high :v:[/QUOTE]
fuck I want to toke, GOTTA MAKE ANOTHER ROUND.
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