[QUOTE=RusSlayer;36938644]I was thinking throughout my mind, what if we could fly? I mean, imagine flying. Would it be fearful? Would it be delightful? You never know the future, if you haven't experienced it. So I suggest we make a type of technology which allows us to do that. Using tiny microfibers which uplift you on your command. What if in the next year we all died. Now the real question is, where is Taco bell located in Antarctica? Wouldn't it be a joy to go there? No, it's not a joy, the freezing weather, rushing at you like 50 bulls charging at a kitten. It's all unexpected. Only the vivid minds will understand my thoughts right now. You have it experience it. Wow, it's ridiculously hard to type right now, do you know why? No, you assume you do, but you don't. Currently, I am tired, why am I tired you may ask? I will answer you simply, I'm bored. Boredom is such a cruel thing for life to have. If I could see life, I would grind my foot up it's nostrils. Just for shits and giggles. That's how I feel when I can't do something I want. Like eat, my parents don't buy me food, I'm an orphan. Ha. That's silly, I would kill for an orphan to live in my house. Die goblins. The tree people from lord of the rings are really cool I think they they are cool. But everything in your mind is fake, so erase it. Dreams are actually only either 2 or 3 seconds, just our time is stretched so far, you can't imagine it. Toodles.[/QUOTE]
Something tells me that you have had a little bit too much of (INSERT SUBSTANCE HERE) and your brains are overflowing with the life force of the recently dead and you must go to sleep so the thoughts of the philosophical dead will be cleansed from your currently fried little brain.
And i recommend you do so fast. i took 30 grams of Morning glory seeds few weeks ago and i was full of the thoughts of the dead. my brain was so completely fried that i was sure that the next step in human evolution is to die so we can release the energy that is built up in our brain as electricity and thus spreading it along the universe and becoming the conciousness known as the galaxy of milkyway. but then i fell asleep and realised that none of that was important or logical and went to shit the byproduct of the seeds to the toilet in the form of chili-like liquid.
bbumpp
this shit
[QUOTE=Rediscover;36939050]bbumpp
this shit[/QUOTE]
Bumping to be the page king eh?
bump
[QUOTE=TTauski;36939148]Bumping to be the page king eh?[/QUOTE]
nah dude that was just lady luck shining on me
Fuck, the glass tube from my MFLB fell out and shattered.
I learnt a new technique of smoking weed recently, and amazingly all I need to roll into a joint is a 0.16 gram and I can get high with a friend (who smokes the same way).
A gram of weed has never rolled out into so many joints before, that each get you ripped. Mind you, I am using a bit of tobacco as filler, because 0.16g is tiny when busted out.
Why not just use a pipe and skip the tobacco
[QUOTE=Otsegolation;36939313]I learnt a new technique of smoking weed recently, and amazingly all I need to roll into a joint is a 0.16 gram and I can get high with a friend (who smokes the same way).
A gram of weed has never rolled out into so many joints before, that each get you ripped. Mind you, I am using a bit of tobacco as filler, because 0.16g is tiny when busted out.[/QUOTE]
more info dood
Man, I hate how I'm never in a neutral mood, when I'm not happy, I'm pissed off. And I'm pissed off 80% of the time. People have it WAY worse then I do, and I always remind myself of that, I have an easy life. But for some reason, I cant help but notice the shitty things in life and the hard truths, before I notice the good. I can't figure out why. And this really gets me down.
Basically my mentality is "I have a cake! But once I eat it, it's gone.."
start meditating?
[url=http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/07/video-vice-reporter-on-acid-covers-the-westminster-dog-show]reporter on acid (for the first time) covers dog show[/url]
fucking lolworthy as hell
do drugs
[QUOTE=Furioso;36939721][url=http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/07/video-vice-reporter-on-acid-covers-the-westminster-dog-show]reporter on acid (for the first time) covers dog show[/url]
fucking lolworthy as hell[/QUOTE]
fuckin great
bump, shower time
why can't i rate anybody -.-
[QUOTE=Furioso;36939721][url=http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/07/video-vice-reporter-on-acid-covers-the-westminster-dog-show]reporter on acid (for the first time) covers dog show[/url]
fucking lolworthy as hell[/QUOTE]
that was great, man it would be an awesome place to do it too.
[QUOTE=Otsegolation;36939313]I learnt a new technique of smoking weed recently, and amazingly all I need to roll into a joint is a 0.16 gram and I can get high with a friend (who smokes the same way).
A gram of weed has never rolled out into so many joints before, that each get you ripped. Mind you, I am using a bit of tobacco as filler, because 0.16g is tiny when busted out.[/QUOTE]
I know it sounds real weird but i almost always use tobacco as a filler. almost a full cigarette per 1 gram of weed. it's a european habit mostly and is dispised in america but i have beeb tought to do it so i will. and tobacco will be mixed in no matter the method of consumption except eating.
[editline]26th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Furioso;36939721][url=http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/07/video-vice-reporter-on-acid-covers-the-westminster-dog-show]reporter on acid (for the first time) covers dog show[/url]
fucking lolworthy as hell[/QUOTE]
Acid is fun. I took 30 grams of morning glory and stayed at home with just my kitten. the hightened sensitivity is really amazing and with a gram of weed i got my sense of reality to stay completely. then my 600W HPS Ballast's wire got a short circuit and blasted a huge blueish ball of electricity in my general direction just as i was checking if i saw some blue light in the wire. then i, high as shit decided to repair the wire with some tape and got it working again.
bump again, so there was a spider on my bed
i had to kill it and after I did before I even realized I was like
"spider smoke, don't breathe this"
[video=youtube;l69Vi5IDc0g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l69Vi5IDc0g[/video]
ripped maaad bong. 4+ bowls in his 4 perc bong. sooo mjch kief.
help
[editline]26th July 2012[/editline]
i mean
bummp
haven't smoked in weeks, but I'll share a story of my best time.
Third time I'd ever smoked I had some ridiculously good dro. We (two friends and his sister) rolled two blunts and had a little bit left over (and tore the third blunt), so we packed it into half a dollar bill joint like some hobo fucks.
first we had the dollar-joint, I coughed my lungs out which probably made my body high even better. Hit the other blunt after I recovered from coughing, only took a few hits, had next to no tolerance.
Devoured 8 uncrustables, hell knows how many poptarts, 2 ice cream cones, 2 ice cream sandwiches, two trays of those little pizza burrito things (among 4 people), and damn.
Afterwards I walked around the house, stoned out of my fucking mind, I couldn't stop thinking and I kept randomly asking questions that barely made sense. After a while I guess I got tired so I laid down on the kitchen floor, and felt gravity or some shit, took me what felt like half an hour to get back up.
By this point it was about 1-2am, and we hit the other blunt. I watched spongebob or something for a long time and thought it was the most interesting shit ever, started talking to myself and criticizing the director for plot holes and bad animations and shit, I don't even know. I fell asleep on the couch, and then I was woken up and moved to a table where my friend's sister talked to me about god knows what for 30-40 minutes, i was basically asleep and she just talked about politics and shit while baked off her ass.
moved to a bedroom, fell asleep, woke up next day. dead cat lying outside the bedroom door.
whaaaaaat the fuuck.
does anyone
A dude starting peeing in front of the car i was chilling in with my friend then he realised we were in the car and came over and apologised, and he felt so bad that he gave me half a joint for free fuck yea its my week for getting weed from strangers :v:
Why do strangers keep giving you weed
why are they not giving it to me
it's like every pedestrian you come into contact with has weed on them, such is life in nz
Its pretty true for a lot of people to carry weed on them or smoke it
[QUOTE=Kel|oggs;36939596]Man, I hate how I'm never in a neutral mood, when I'm not happy, I'm pissed off. And I'm pissed off 80% of the time. People have it WAY worse then I do, and I always remind myself of that, I have an easy life. But for some reason, I cant help but notice the shitty things in life and the hard truths, before I notice the good. I can't figure out why. And this really gets me down.
Basically my mentality is "I have a cake! But once I eat it, it's gone.."[/QUOTE]
This exact reason I do drugs.
Bump smoked a fat joint.
I refrain from walking around with weed on me
I also pledged to never go out to town on a friday night with a bag in my pocket ever again
[QUOTE=Fixed;36935524]Vbaaasalwf hekp! 22[/QUOTE]
holy shit did I really write this?
[QUOTE=WhatAmI;36943560]
I also pledged to never go out to town on a friday night with a bag in my pocket ever again[/QUOTE]
I pledged the exact opposite.
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