I'm ready for tonight, I got chips, popcorn, pizza, marabou chocolate and lasagna.
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ohh yeah I forgot: weed.
I can't wait for my Freshmen health class.
Once they start saying that you can overdose on weed I'm going to say nobody has EVER overdosed on it, check any reputable source.
Anyone try the watermelon run at the top of google? I made 11.9 seconds.
[editline]7th August 2012[/editline]
11.5 now
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;37123854]Anyone try the watermelon run at the top of google? I made 11.9 seconds.
[editline]7th August 2012[/editline]
11.5 now[/QUOTE]
You sir, are bored!
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;37123854]Anyone try the watermelon run at the top of google? I made 11.9 seconds.
[editline]7th August 2012[/editline]
11.5 now[/QUOTE]
Can't get much lower than 13.1, how the fuck :(
So last night I saved a man's life. Fucking crazy story yo.
Me and girlfriend where cruising smoking a blunt, and we had actually just got done smoking. She was like 'hey grab the wheel I gotta fix my seatbelt'. So while she's looking down all of the sudden (we're doing at least 45mph) a flatbed truck with a trailer, is sideways completely blocking the road. It was fucked up in between two trees. We almost crashed because we didn't see it until the last second.
My girl has really bad anxiety and the combination of almost crashing herself + seeing this accident sent her into an anxiety attack. She flips the fuck out and doesn't know what to do, she starts hyperventilating and I hand her a bag that luckily she had in her car. I grab her phone call 911 and tell the operator what's wrong as I start walking up to the car.
There was a good amount of blood on the inside, it was really really scary for me being a first responder. I tell the operator about all of the blood and they tell me to try my best and check on the person, and as I look into the cabin I see a man slumped over, with a huge gash on his head obviously knocked out. My medical training kicked in and I manage to get the door open and check his pulse, his heart was beating but he wasn't breathing, so I laid the man down across the bench seat of the truck and start doing cpr.
After a couple of breaths he finally came back and started breathing on his own, shortly after the paramedics and the cops arrived, that shit was so crazy I'm still shaken up about it right now.
Bump, got some super hot wings too.
[QUOTE=jakedog;37124527]So last night I saved a man's life. Fucking crazy story yo.
Me and girlfriend where cruising smoking a blunt, and we had actually just got done smoking. She was like 'hey grab the wheel I gotta fix my seatbelt'. So while she's looking down all of the sudden (we're doing at least 45mph) a flatbed truck with a trailer, is sideways completely blocking the road. It was fucked up in between two trees. We almost crashed because we didn't see it until the last second.
My girl has really bad anxiety and the combination of almost crashing herself + seeing this accident sent her into an anxiety attack. She flips the fuck out and doesn't know what to do, she starts hyperventilating and I hand her a bag that luckily she had in her car. I grab her phone call 911 and tell the operator what's wrong as I start walking up to the car.
There was a good amount of blood on the inside, it was really really scary for me being a first responder. I tell the operator about all of the blood and they tell me to try my best and check on the person, and as I look into the cabin I see a man slumped over, with a huge gash on his head obviously knocked out. My medical training kicked in and I manage to get the door open and check his pulse, his heart was beating but he wasn't breathing, so I laid the man down across the bench seat of the truck and start doing cpr.
After a couple of breaths he finally came back and started breathing on his own, shortly after the paramedics and the cops arrived, that shit was so crazy I'm still shaken up about it right now.[/QUOTE]
great job!
[QUOTE=jakedog;37124527]So last night I saved a man's life. Fucking crazy story yo.
Me and girlfriend where cruising smoking a blunt, and we had actually just got done smoking. She was like 'hey grab the wheel I gotta fix my seatbelt'. So while she's looking down all of the sudden (we're doing at least 45mph) a flatbed truck with a trailer, is sideways completely blocking the road. It was fucked up in between two trees. We almost crashed because we didn't see it until the last second.
My girl has really bad anxiety and the combination of almost crashing herself + seeing this accident sent her into an anxiety attack. She flips the fuck out and doesn't know what to do, she starts hyperventilating and I hand her a bag that luckily she had in her car. I grab her phone call 911 and tell the operator what's wrong as I start walking up to the car.
There was a good amount of blood on the inside, it was really really scary for me being a first responder. I tell the operator about all of the blood and they tell me to try my best and check on the person, and as I look into the cabin I see a man slumped over, with a huge gash on his head obviously knocked out. My medical training kicked in and I manage to get the door open and check his pulse, his heart was beating but he wasn't breathing, so I laid the man down across the bench seat of the truck and start doing cpr.
After a couple of breaths he finally came back and started breathing on his own, shortly after the paramedics and the cops arrived, that shit was so crazy I'm still shaken up about it right now.[/QUOTE]
Well done, despite the massive irony of saving a man from a car crash while driving high
I had to direct traffic for a little while too, I narrowly stopped two SUVs from colliding, had I not been there three people could've died because they didn't see the truck either (two in each SUV + the guy in a truck)
bump smoking a doobie
time to listen to the whole Pink Floyd the Wall album.. :D
[QUOTE=jakedog;37124527]So last night I saved a man's life. Fucking crazy story yo.
Me and girlfriend where cruising smoking a blunt, and we had actually just got done smoking. She was like 'hey grab the wheel I gotta fix my seatbelt'. So while she's looking down all of the sudden (we're doing at least 45mph) a flatbed truck with a trailer, is sideways completely blocking the road. It was fucked up in between two trees. We almost crashed because we didn't see it until the last second.
My girl has really bad anxiety and the combination of almost crashing herself + seeing this accident sent her into an anxiety attack. She flips the fuck out and doesn't know what to do, she starts hyperventilating and I hand her a bag that luckily she had in her car. I grab her phone call 911 and tell the operator what's wrong as I start walking up to the car.
There was a good amount of blood on the inside, it was really really scary for me being a first responder. I tell the operator about all of the blood and they tell me to try my best and check on the person, and as I look into the cabin I see a man slumped over, with a huge gash on his head obviously knocked out. My medical training kicked in and I manage to get the door open and check his pulse, his heart was beating but he wasn't breathing, so I laid the man down across the bench seat of the truck and start doing cpr.
After a couple of breaths he finally came back and started breathing on his own, shortly after the paramedics and the cops arrived, that shit was so crazy I'm still shaken up about it right now.[/QUOTE]
fucking winner
bamp
zig-zag
qualite superieure
braunstein freres
france
CIGARETTE PAPERS
oh zigzag man you look so stoned
[QUOTE=jakedog;37124840]I had to direct traffic for a little while too, I narrowly stopped two SUVs from colliding, had I not been there three people could've died because they didn't see the truck either (two in each SUV + the guy in a truck)[/QUOTE]
That shit's intense. Did the response team notice you were high?
Tinychat!
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;37127222]That shit's intense. Did the response team notice you were high?[/QUOTE]
I don't think so, and now that I think about it I had a fat ass blunt roach in my pocket during the whole ordeal.
[QUOTE=jakedog;37127646]I don't think so, and now that I think about it I had a fat ass blunt roach in my pocket during the whole ordeal.[/QUOTE]
They were probably too focused on their life-saving related duties to even probably notice or care if you reeked like dank ass herb.
Here I am making an Opiate megathread and look what I picked up.
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Diablo 3 all night baby!!!!
you've all seen the gif I'm sure but
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52W-ahfPjbg[/media]
"I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE"
Took a shower while pretty high. God damn that was fun. I really want to go in a hot tub while high. That would be amazing.
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took so damn long to get all that edited lol
[editline]7th August 2012[/editline]
also bump
munchies is GrEat!
I hate people that never have smoked weed before and try to prove shit about it.. lol
bump
Bump bamp bumb ba dump bamp! Pleasantly baked. I wanted to make some edibles today and I am really bummed, because I had a stretch of a few hours to my self and I could have made some cannabis oil or some magic half and half. Probably going to do that tomorrow if I can.
However, quick question, what is the ash supposed to look like? I haven't been heavily doing this for very long and I started to notice, once I started to pick apart the ash, I noticed some brownish areas that look like they can be smoked. Am I wasting my weed?
One last thing, Jakedog, you're a fucking hero!
[QUOTE=Reviized;37129322]Bump bamp bumb ba dump bamp! Pleasantly baked. I wanted to make some edibles today and I am really bummed, because I had a stretch of a few hours to my self and I could have made some cannabis oil or some magic half and half. Probably going to do that tomorrow if I can.
However, quick question, what is the ash supposed to look like? I haven't been heavily doing this for very long and I started to notice, once I started to pick apart the ash, I noticed some brownish areas that look like they can be smoked. Am I wasting my weed?
One last thing, Jakedog, you're a fucking hero![/QUOTE]
if the ash isnt white it can be smoekd
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