I hate facebook now
Now everywhere I go I see memes
and they aren't even the good ones.
i inject 3-5 marijuanas erry day straight to the eyeball 420 bob marley smoek weed
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i think i'll go and puke now
are there just 100000000's of ________ memes groups? That's all I can see nowadays on Facebook, memes from my school, my state, my city, my hometown, it's bullshit. Some of them are alright, but they're all topically funny. Eg. because of the new school drug testing, there is heaps of memes for that. 24/7
hehe, just remembered thank in Dutch is dank. Would you thank me with some dank danks?
I always wanted to ride in a huey, over the burning jungles of nam cradling a m60 with this song playing
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I[/media]
[QUOTE=Arkay;37210386]are there just 100000000's of ________ memes groups? That's all I can see nowadays on Facebook, memes from my school, my state, my city, my hometown, it's bullshit. Some of them are alright, but they're all topically funny. Eg. because of the new school drug testing, there is heaps of memes for that. 24/7
hehe, just remembered thank in Dutch is dank. Would you thank me with some dank danks?[/QUOTE]
its danke i think
GODDAMN FOODSTUFFS
you can't just say shit then actually nvm and go offline on steam now my curiosity has skyrocketed
wakenbake ohhh yeeaah
nah brother. I'm dutch (born there, moved here, moved back, rinse repeat), and I speak it fluently. I just was making myself some food earlier and said thanks to my mum in dutch for the prep, and then had a giggle. Danke is german.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;37210064][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJpP7ZId-mc[/media]
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is it above the influence?[/QUOTE]
no but here is a dutch link
[url]http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2261081/0f944619/anti_drugs_reclame.html[/url]
Part 2: the kid has fuck all to do because his PS3 and TV got smashed and goes out and does more drugs out of sheer boredom.
GOOD JOB DAD!
I went in my mother's room to get a lighter because mine died. I figured she was sleeping so I just snuck in. As I reached for the lighter I noticed she was wide awake and she was reading. She asked me what I was doing. I was like "I'm just going to borrow this if that's alright."
"Yup."
I love my mother.
[QUOTE=smithy69;37211313]I went in my mother's room to get a lighter because mine died. I figured she was sleeping so I just snuck in. As I reached for the lighter I noticed she was wide awake and she was reading. She asked me what I was doing. I was like "I'm just going to borrow this if that's alright."
"Yup."
I love my mother.[/QUOTE]
Speaking of mothers, I was talking to mine over dinner yesterday, I mentioned that a friend of mine made pancakes at a party last friday, he just disappeared for like an hour then returned to the basement with goddamned pancakes and nutella.
She just said: "You guys were pretty high, right?"
"Yup"
"Nice."
I was thinking the other day, how fucked would it be to be sent off to war?
If I was the age I am now, living in the US in the 60s I could have been dragged out of uni, rushed through basic training and then sent to Vietnam to fight a war
That's fucked
[QUOTE=Parja;37211444]Speaking of mothers, I was talking to mine over dinner yesterday, I mentioned that a friend of mine made pancakes at a party last friday, he just disappeared for like an hour then returned to the basement with goddamned pancakes and nutella.
She just said: "You guys were pretty high, right?"
"Yup"
"Nice."[/QUOTE]
My family had a bonfire the other night and I was fucking stoned. And we had another one a week or two prior where I got really drunk, and this one included my grandmother, great-grandmother, super Catholic aunt and uncle, and other relatives. No one cared. I have a really cool, but really fucked up family. As long as I don't get a girl pregnant or do any hardcore drugs, my mother really doesn't give a fuck what I do.
[QUOTE=WhatAmI;37210392]I always wanted to ride in a huey, over the burning jungles of nam cradling a m60 with this song playing
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I[/media][/QUOTE]
Oprah where are you! haha she could make that dream come true
woke n boke bump
on my fourth toast now, holy shit these munchies.
Operation: Wake-N-Bake commenced. Now on to phase 2 of the operation, bacon and waffles
[QUOTE=Secone;37212440]Operation: Wake-N-Bake commenced. Now on to phase 2 of the operation, bacon and waffles[/QUOTE]
Bacon was a success, unfortunately the waffles didn't make it. :v:
Bump, properly waked and baked.
Am I a bad person? I have this dude on facebook that I know is a cop, and I told him where crack heads get their crack from, because crack is whack as fuck. All the crackheads have tried to steal from me, they hit on my girlfriend when I'm not around, would you guys have done the same thing?
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Also I'm about to beat this dealers ass, he keeps selling my aunt xanax (she has two daughters and a son) and she fucking blacked out on xanax started screaming at my grandma, started calling her daughters bitches and cunts. It was fucked up.
^snitch
Oh wait it was your aunt? And your girlfriend? Yeah dude kick that dealers ass, and snitch on them crack heads :v:
bump
You see, I'm not a FUCK THE POOOOLEECE 420 SMOKE WEEED kind of people. I was always raised to be told that not all cops are bad, I'm Italian and have been involved with some shady people in Chicago, they pay the cops off, but they'll tell them if a crack dealer or something is selling drugs in their neighborhood.
I have done my fair share of business in this town too.
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[QUOTE=bluesky;37206980]I'm so fucking excited. Me and a friend met these two smokin hot girls who want to come out on my boat with me and do molly for their first time. Fuck yes, my body is ready.[/QUOTE]
7 PILLS UP IN THE PARTY BAG, SWAG.
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[QUOTE=bluesky;37214020]You see, I'm not a FUCK THE POOOOLEECE 420 SMOKE WEEED kind of people. I was always raised to be told that not all cops are bad, I'm Italian and have been involved with some shady people in Chicago, they pay the cops off, but they'll tell them if a crack dealer or something is selling drugs in their neighborhood.
[/QUOTE]
Ah, I was raised to never talk to cops, and always avoid them. I've just never trusted the government.
But you see, just as they manipulate you, you can manipulate them. By me talking to that guy (he's not actually a cop, he's a probation officer). I've made him think that I'm a good kid, and that I wouldn't ever sell drugs. I live in a small town and small-talk is cutthroat action, you literally have to do all you can to keep the police off your tail. It's nothing like when I lived in Chicago, these cops WILL fry the smaller fish, they don't care, and they don't have much better to do.
