[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;37246283]fuuuuck i need to buy one of those cases of candy packets. Like 30 packs of reeses, that was the shit.[/QUOTE]
dont you will explode from the chocolate
Holy fukc that 10th demension thing blew my mind.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;37246594]dont you will explode from the chocolate[/QUOTE]
i wont eat it all at once dingus, i buy in bulk to save money and a trip to the convenience store. Its awesome having them at free will in your own home.
dude, i remember when i went to america on my schools "business tour". We went to wal-mart, where my friends decided to buy BB guns. I on the other hand bought a football and 1kg (2.2 pounds) of Werther's Originals. Half way through the trip the bag ripped open in my backpack and I proceeded up until 3 months after the trip to find random werthers originals in my backpack.
Just got buzzed on some resin I scraped together then found a dollar in my room and drew a gas mask on it for no real reason.
made a bunch of weed chocolate, damn this shit tastes good
gotta be careful not to eat it all
Doing shopping for tonights dinner a tad baked, suddenly some woman cuts in line with 2 full shoppingcarts.
I only had 3 things so I asked "Sorry but I think you are cutting in line and I only have 3 items in my basket" She responds with "I don't give a shit" and continues staring off in space.
I didn't want to make a scene or anything so I walked away and got me some candy and joined a different line lol..
But god fucking dammit these situations piss me off, we as the "youth" have to respect older people but I'd like to get some back as well assholes.
Feels like its erry goddamn man for itself these days.
Seriously.. she was like 40 or something.
Ahh well gonna head off for the beach now, I'll be on tc in a couple hours.
no respect for assholes, but good that you didn't stoop to her level, because down there, she'll beat you with experience
[QUOTE=arthuro12;37247910]Doing shopping for tonights dinner a tad baked, suddenly some woman cuts in line with 2 full shoppingcarts.
I only had 3 things so I asked "Sorry but I think you are cutting in line and I only have 3 items in my basket" She responds with "I don't give a shit" and continues staring off in space.
I didn't want to make a scene or anything so I walked away and got me some candy and joined a different line lol..
But god fucking dammit these situations piss me off, we as the "youth" have to respect older people but I'd like to get some back as well assholes.
Feels like its erry goddamn man for itself these days.
Seriously.. she was like 40 or something.
Ahh well gonna head off for the beach now, I'll be on tc in a couple hours.[/QUOTE]
The fuck, that shit pissed me off I wouldve just cut back in line and said "sorry you should have your vision checked" and give that bitch the middle finger and push over her carts and then spit in her face
you should have just snuck ridiculous shit into her cart. like, rope, tape, garden clippers if you know what I mean.
bump, smoking a couple bowls. Just realized I pretty much went through 2 or 3 pounds through this whole summer, and have been smoking every day since 4/20 l:
And had a flash back from when me and my buddies all took tramadol, I think my friend was lucky, he took like 10 100 MG pills, and laid on the floor every class having seizures and no body really helped or cared about him, they just thought he was sick.. He's lucky to be alive I think
I've been smoking for years and I still don't know how to roll and I've smoked a grand total of two spliffs
Just seems unnecessary and wasteful
[QUOTE=Potato-Pugilist;37245387]JUST SMOKED MY FIRST SELF-MADE JOINT
FEELS GOOD MAN
BEST PAGEKING[/QUOTE]
Ah, I remember the first time I rolled a joint. It felt ever so amazing. It was like gorgeousness and gorgosity and whatever else Alex said in that part of the film.
[QUOTE=Kel|oggs;37243509]Bored and sober. Heres my room.
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Ye buddy.
If u look closely u can see some pipes and grinders. But I keep most of my shit out of site. Especially this big dirty bastard
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Holy shit I've NEVER thought about cleaning my messy room up, when I'm bored and sober. Ehh sad I've to move out soon, there is no reason why I should clean it up then.
After smoking 2 ounces of weed with my friends within two weeks and smoking every day I am currently in Paris.
Since I can't find weed I guess I'm taking an involuntary T-Break for a month.
I just smoked a bunch of ashy crumbs and feel p good.
Still buzzing from that hash chocolate earlier, man, it's been 6 hours, almost
[QUOTE=arthuro12;37247910]Doing shopping for tonights dinner a tad baked, suddenly some woman cuts in line with 2 full shoppingcarts.
I only had 3 things so I asked "Sorry but I think you are cutting in line and I only have 3 items in my basket" She responds with "I don't give a shit" and continues staring off in space.
I didn't want to make a scene or anything so I walked away and got me some candy and joined a different line lol..
But god fucking dammit these situations piss me off, we as the "youth" have to respect older people but I'd like to get some back as well assholes.
Feels like its erry goddamn man for itself these days.
Seriously.. she was like 40 or something.
Ahh well gonna head off for the beach now, I'll be on tc in a couple hours.[/QUOTE]
I would have sat on the edge of her cart, fell backwards into it, and start screaming and throwing things out the cart like you're her goddamn hellspawn. Or something to that effect.
The White Album.
[QUOTE=WhatAmI;37250070]I've been smoking for years and I still don't know how to roll and I've smoked a grand total of two spliffs
Just seems unnecessary and wasteful[/QUOTE]
Joints is all I smoke, and it's definitely not wasteful. I've rolled 0.16g into a joint once, added a bit of tobacco, and had a joint that me and my friend both got high from.
You have to smoke the weed properly too, to make the most of what you're smoking. So I inhale all the weed smoke I ever have through my nose at all times, and hold it in for a few seconds.
If I'm inside, I'll put the joint in my mouth (as if I wanted to eat the cherry) and hold it with my lips at the filter, and blow out the weed smoke from it as I suck it back up my nose. That gives you fucking awesome hits.
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I think we've all been here before
Guys I'm in a fucked up situation guys I need help.
[QUOTE=jakedog;37252624]Guys I'm in a fucked up situation guys I need help.[/QUOTE]
DD is here for rescue, what's your problem maaan?
So I'm with this one girl, we've been dating for like 2 years but she's a bitch and shit. She has an anger problem that's way too hard to deal with so that makes breaking up supper fucking hard, but she leaves for college in 11 days.
I met this other girl, who lives out of town but she's sooo fucking gorgeous and a sweetheart. I really like her and she really likes me, but she lives 2.5 hours away and she's kind of young. After we fucked she wrote me a letter which was really cute.
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Here's a picture of her, what would you guys do?
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[QUOTE=jakedog;37252859]So I'm with this one girl, we've been dating for like 2 years but she's a bitch and shit. She has an anger problem that's way too hard to deal with so that makes breaking up supper fucking hard, but she leaves for college in 11 days.[/QUOTE]
I didn't realise you made a typo in "super" and thought you're preparing an evening meal to tell her you're breaking up with her lol
Anyway, I've been dating this one girl for 2,5 years and things got quite bitter between us. We simply changed with time to the point when we couldn't stand each other anymore but we kept on trying because we'd been living the love of the past. The love between two people that were long dead. We became strangers.
I decided I could no longer do it and broke up, ended up seeing someone else and falling in love again. We've gone past the three-month mark recently and we're both happy as hell because our stories are the same - long term relationships turning sour. We promised each other to break up immediately once we no longer feel attached and we will but we're madly in love right now.
My advice - if you feel like the old feelings have faded away, remove the unneccesary burden from your life and move on, the next adventures await! Do not nibble on the old - look at the bright future.
[quote]Have you ever thought to yourself what's it all about?
Everybody wants to work so they could get a house
and all the materialism prevalent in people
is part of your conditioning so we'd be less equal
we give our minds away concede responsibilities
and let them infringe upon our god given abilities
your mind is in a prison there is no unique
"and which on amongst you will step up and speak"
it is i "the one called Beast?" Yes "make it fast"
what you say? you could kiss my ass y'all got a global alcatraz
a bonafide dictatorship just check out the ingredients on the back of your potato chips
sooner later they gon flip victims of our circumstances
they the reason monies made from researching these urban cancers
i am me i am free all the bad it comes in threes
but i close my eyes take a deep breathe and feel the breeze
rolling off the tongue with ease fema got the body bags
politicians are the thieves lying as they lollygag
the north american free trade agreement is a sham
to become like the european union is the plan
united nations should be helping out the hatians eating dirt pies
and we the people are the sheeple lacking third eyes
check how my words fly trouble bringing babel back
osama, obama, go bomb a, came to break the camels back
how we gonna handle that? take it in tremendous strife?
i rather go get a bat start taking horrendous life
sleep the day and wake the night visions of atrocities
prototypes are implemented robotic monstrosities
mobile satellite communications will go down
followed by the electricity all over town
sound, will be used as weapons in a gun
" sarge theirs a large crowd!" "set them to stun!"
im done with all the older folks dismissing this as madness
the children are the only ones who listen in they sadness
full spectrum dominance totalitarian obelisk
William Cooper was assassinated yes the novelist
Annihalational mystic insisting co-existing
laws are the sanctions and the sanctions we lifting
im beasting,
but only cuz the rich are feasting
its gonna be to late before yall people feel the beesting
whats happening
i had an urgent sense to rap again
and halliburton employees should all be lynched for trafficking
i snapped again
i am the three and then i add a ten
thirteen guilded disciples of Beast attacking men
this is the end
evacuation gon be imminent
they plan to take us all out starting with the immigrants
so go burn off your fingerprints incinerate your paperwork cuz sooner or later they gon show the people how the lazers work
the world itself is full of jerks you need a little clarity? i put they symbols on my body to reverse polarities
its energy like batteries i harness it and turn the tables
build my own empire out of dirt and burn the labels
takes a certain kind of crazy person to resist
is it ahmadinejad that makes it hard to co-exist
it is all a game of risk?
individual napoleans intent on global domination speaking from they podiums
im hungrier than ever now is HAARP controlling weather now
and tell me why computers turning men into some pedophiles
internalize it let it out they veto it and kick it out
america without a doubt is going down whats that about?
and they gonna try to asassinate me like a kennedy
a threat to national security became the enemy
i know im in the top five wanted deader than alive
go gather up your cadre cuz by yourself its suicide
spread this cross the great divide
throw this in your i-pod
listen with an open mind
inside the blind deny god
come bow down to my lord
i bow down to no man
we gon have to fight hard
hard till im and old man
kick it high like Lo-pan
kickes this out with no pen
New Masada nothing nada
check the time on big ben
congress is a pig pen
they all munching the same slop
snipers on the roof
already soons they take they aim drop
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[QUOTE=Adbor;37253109]I didn't realise you made a typo in "super" and thought you're preparing an evening meal to tell her you're breaking up with her lol
Anyway, I've been dating this one girl for 2,5 years and things got quite bitter between us. We simply changed with time to the point when we couldn't stand each other anymore but we kept on trying because we'd been living the love of the past. The love between two people that were long dead. We became strangers.
I decided I could no longer do it and broke up, ended up seeing someone else and falling in love again. We've gone past the three-month mark recently and we're both happy as hell because our stories are the same - long term relationships turning sour. We promised each other to break up immediately once we no longer feel attached and we will but we're madly in love right now.
My advice - if you feel like the old feelings have faded away, remove the unneccesary burden from your life and move on, the next adventures await! Do not nibble on the old - look at the bright future.[/QUOTE]
Man that describes our relationship perfectly, we've both changed a lot. Thanks a bunch dude, now i 'm not all sad and confused I'm gonna go do the two thing I love most, smoke weed and play basketball.
bump im high
[QUOTE=jakedog;37252859]So I'm with this one girl... [/QUOTE]
Let bitch on chronic period piss off to college, fuck the cute chick and blaze all day.
[QUOTE=arthuro12;37253360]Let bitch on chronic period piss off to college, fuck the cute chick and blaze all day.[/QUOTE]
Thanks bro. The girl on 'chronic period' as you call it, beats the shit out of me when she's mad. Once, my phone died while I was with my friends, and I went home and passed out, she thought I was at a party so she woke me up with a beating, just for MAYBE being at a party. I love her too much to call the police on her though :(
[editline]15th August 2012[/editline]
Also that cute girl smoked me the fuck down when I was dry last night, I think I'm in love
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