I just found out I live in the Australian Broadband MPs electorate
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Find a car, soak the inside and outside of the car with petrol.
Now drive at full speed towards his house and ignite yourself, screaming at the top of your lungs.
If all goes to plan your flaming car will burst through his wall and catch everything on fire.
Either that or take a steaming dump in his letterbox
He's the shadow minister, meaning he can only come out in the dark. If i were you i would just set up bit floodlights all around his house.
Someone suggested I set up projectors and play flat chested pornography onto the buildings walls, but 1) I can't afford to ditch a projector and 2) that's illegal, so I'd have to ditch the projector.
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;19932926]He's the shadow minister, meaning he can only come out in the dark. If i were you i would just set up bit floodlights all around his house.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;19933219]Someone suggested I set up projectors and play flat chested pornography onto the buildings walls, but 1) I can't afford to ditch a projector and 2) that's illegal, so I'd have to ditch the projector.[/QUOTE]
If his house/office has a glass door, rub your penis on it, that'll get his attention.
Direct action through civil disobedience.
There are always these kind of vouchers that give you one copy of eg. Playboy for free. Get a whole lot of those and write his name and address on all of them.
Schedule an interview with him, keep it civil, don't rage at him if he disagrees with you. Present your counterarguments clearly and don't resort to insulting him.
Send a bunch of hot chicks with small boobs to his house.
Kill him.
Don't take your anger out at him, he's the shadow minister, he's the one who can change things, should he get elected.
If you're not old enough to vote then you're not old enough to legally watch porn; therefore you have no right to complain
[QUOTE=Sh33p;19957147]Don't take your anger out at him, he's the shadow minister, he's the one who can change things, should he get elected.[/QUOTE]
He's elected at the moment...
Stand in front of his home with black over your eyes and big ear phones, and tape on your mouth. To represent you see no nothing, hear or say anything.
You need a roll of black duct tape and a white paint marker, Wrap up his letter boxes, car windows, house windows anything you can cover with tape do so. write the word CENSORED on all of it with the paint marker.
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