We have "Eye Shots", but where are EAR SHOTS? - General

Just FYI, if you shoot water up your ears, you get dizzy too.

[QUOTE=Swebonny;22528817]Just FYI, if you shoot water up your ears, you get dizzy too.[/QUOTE] I know this, but again, this is just something that I though about when I read about the eye shots. [quote=Sickle] He's now at the third stage, forgetting his faults. [/quote] I'm sorry if you're butthurt about the other thread, but that isn't really any of my concern if you make bad jokes.

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;22528836]I know this, but again, this is just something that I though about when I read about the eye shots. I'm sorry if you're butthurt about the other thread, but that isn't really any of my concern if you make bad jokes.[/QUOTE] D'aww.

[QUOTE=TheGuru;22528360]Drink your goddamn alcohol. Stupid kids. Seriously what is up with just drinking/doing-whatever-the-fuck-you're-doing to get drunk? Enjoy the taste of alcoholic beverages in good company at a pub.[/QUOTE] No one likes the alcohol taste.

[QUOTE=Levakama;22528975]No one likes the alcohol taste.[/QUOTE] I do.

If you want to get hammered on the cheap you'll need whiskey (or any other hard liquor) and tampons. Soak tampon in booze, stick the tampon in your ass. The alchies will pass the stomach and liver and won't collect 200$ but go directly to your blood stream.

I saw a guy try an eye shot of vodka at a festival a few months back and he fell to the floor in pain. I don't think it's wise.

Just shove a hose up your ass and run booze through it. It should make you drunk.

I would never would have done something as stupid as this it would fuck up my already fucked up ears. Tampons,eyes and now ear? What is next the rectum?

What the hell are eye shots in the first place?

The hell did i just read? both are going to seriously fuck your body up

[QUOTE=Marden;22530194]What the hell are eye shots in the first place?[/QUOTE] Booze in eye.

if you want to get really fucked up, pour alcohol in your butt.

[QUOTE=Levakama;22528975]No one likes the alcohol taste.[/QUOTE] Those that don't shouldn't drink alcohol then.

[QUOTE=Rediscover;22528162]poh my ayhey i'm rgodiunk formt reagular shatosw= shots[/QUOTE] christ i'm never getting on facepunch drunk ever again

I saw this thread and pictured a guy jizzing in a girls ear.

[QUOTE=ChicagoMobster;22531172]I saw this thread and pictured a guy jizzing in a girls ear.[/QUOTE] Link?

[QUOTE=Sickle;22531194]Link?[/QUOTE] No I mean I saw this and pictured it in my head.

[QUOTE=noctune9;22528153]Hey, guys. I have this really fucking great idea: You get some alcohol, right. You pour it into a glass, and then.. get this.. you DRINK it, like pour it down your throat.[/QUOTE] Are you serious? That's the weirdest thing ever!

[QUOTE=Thaard;22530152]Just shove a hose up your ass and run booze through it. It should make you drunk.[/QUOTE] I've heard this. But why would anyone do that?

what the fuck do people seriously believe putting alcohol in your ears would do anything besides clean them?

50mg vodka straight to your vein and you are more drunk than you can imagine

How about you buy a fine tasting beverage, and enjoy it with your friends. There's nothing cool about 'getting smashed'.

[QUOTE=Levakama;22528975]No one likes the alcohol taste.[/QUOTE] I do. Well stuff like vodka is just for getting drunk but a dark rum with a strong flavor is just the best thing ever. It would be nothing without the taste of alcohol. Anyway ear shots wouldn't work. Even if you didn't have your ear drum in front of the balance organ, you would only lose your balance if it'd work. Thats not why people get drunk for.