I popped some weird zit/ingrown hair thing on my crotch. - General

your going to have slenderman standing at the doorway of your bedroom

It's an early present from me.

Oh God, OP. That was just... :barf:

It's just an infected zit

I had something like this, much smaller, it went away, you'll be fine

I saw the image icon by the post title. I was scared, but I clicked anyway. I saw the large white gap below his post. I was scared that an image would load there, but I didn't look away. Nothing loaded. I was relieved.

fucking nasty

I came ants

I forget what it's called but it's entirely likely you have an infection. Simply clearing out all the puss could fix it though.

My professional diagnosis is boxes.

That's something you might wanna go see a professional/internet forum about.[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;19165289]I came ants[/QUOTE] :lsd:

Oh fuck, I feel nauseous now. :geno:

sounds like a cyst or abcess [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abscess[/url] abcess is an infected cyst also, It will scar and may leave a crater depending on how large it was

[QUOTE=FP_Slim;19185845]sounds like a cyst or abcess [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abscess[/url] abcess is an infected cyst also, It will scar and [b]may leave a crater[/b] depending on how large it was[/QUOTE] :aaa:

You have super herpes.

[QUOTE=Big Ben;19164463]Help Dr. Facepunch![/QUOTE] No! Fucking gross...

[QUOTE=gaston;19164649][url]www.popthatzit.com/ [/url] you mean this? :xd:[/QUOTE] Oh god they use the words "botfly" and "fun" in the same sentence. :barf:

[QUOTE=Big Ben;19164580]Not herpes. I don't have sex. Unless of course you can get [b]herpes from your hand[/b].[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=837938[/url] :smug:

Pics or it didn't happen.

OP, you popped that damn mutated head growing out of your balls. How do you think that head felt? You're cruel.

[img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/barf.gif[/img_thumb]

Ew, what the fuck, infected cyst maybe? Go to the fucking doctor dude.

Probably had an ingrown hair or something.

I had one of those on my leg. Nothing bad, dont worry.

[QUOTE=Big Ben;19164463]It was extremely blueish/blackish, it had a little completely black strip across the top. It was about half the size of a dime. I stuck it with a needle and opened a little hole, I then proceeded to squeeze it. What came out horrified me, it was a mixture of green, yellow puss and blood. Am I going to die? What was it? Was it an alien baby? Help Dr. Facepunch![/QUOTE] Could have been an infected boil. Don't worry, it only causes staph infections. And it may be fatal.

[QUOTE=Guniv;19188776]post a thread about it[/QUOTE] derp-a-derp I heard someone else tell that joke so I will too. In all seriousness, go to a fucking doctor.

Dude yuck!

All good my brother, a simple mountain of hormone.

Go to the fucking doctor or something, I don't think there's a Dr. Facepunch on here (unless there's someone by that username, but then again I doubt he's a doctor)

If it makes you feel any better OP, I had a leech on my dick once for two days.