I popped some weird zit/ingrown hair thing on my crotch.

[Cathbadh]

[QUOTE=Penguin-Man;19164560]your asshole will turn inside out and start talking to you[/QUOTE]
This happened to me. Damn, all my asshole does is talk shit to me too. I guess that's all assholes know how to produce.

[CaptainQuirk]

Cyst.

[Drizzy]

[QUOTE=CaptainQuirk;19190228]Cyst.[/QUOTE]

Holy shit, even reading that word fucking disgusts me ugh

[Big Ben]

Dudes, chill the fuck out. It's not that bad. It doesn't hurt any more and the swelling has reduced tremendously.

[Insulator]

[QUOTE=Drizzy;19190171]If it makes you feel any better OP, I had a leech on my dick once for two days.[/QUOTE]

I think I found a new fetish....must...try this...

[Zenpod]

Well it must be bad, Madigascar just closed

[Syrix]

Put some Alcohol based product on it; Helps it clear up quicker. It shouldn't get infected again.

[Impulse 101]

What the hell.

[Nerdrage]

well done OP

you have discovered your penis

stuff comes out of it, but i'd get the blood/green part checked

[Akimotoz]

[img]http://i46.tinypic.com/4qhqq.png[/img]

Love the ratings

[bODYbAGZ]

:quagmire:

[metalhead121]

Thank you for that lovely information, dickweed.

[editline]08:48AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=articpenguin;19187948]Pics or it didn't happen.[/QUOTE]

I'd rather have it not happen...

[lolwutdude]

i dont know whats worse. this or:

[B] YOU ARE NOW IMAGINING PLACING A SHEET OF PAPER BETWEEN THE LIPS OF YOUR DICK AND DRAGGING IT FORWARD.[/B]

[Hammertime]

You'll be just fine, just desinfect it

[mr-kaki]

I'm eating a corncob

I was eating a corncob

[Abrown516]

[QUOTE=Big Ben;19164463]It was extremely blueish/blackish, it had a little completely black strip across the top. It was about half the size of a dime. I stuck it with a needle and opened a little hole, I then proceeded to squeeze it. What came out horrified me, it was a mixture of green, yellow puss and blood.

Am I going to die? What was it? Was it an alien baby? Help Dr. Facepunch![/QUOTE]

You're not going to die. I get them a lot and they're so much fun!

MUUHAHAHA

[Skipcast]

[img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/gizz.gif[/img_thumb]

[Epidemick]

[QUOTE=Redskins1234;19164515]I came here expecting pics, I was dissapointed.[/QUOTE]

I was relieved

[cortzxxx]

Was it big, Ben?

[Intenso]

oh god what the fuck i'm sure most of us have had a penis pimple before but that's just fucking nasty

[Dr. Doctor]

It was a testicle. Congratulations.

[Karbine]

[IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/ek28ux.png[/IMG]
you may never know

[Mystfit]

Jesus christ what the fuck

[Nullianac]

I had it last year and one two weeks ago.

You'll be ok.

[Sickle]

Oh fuck...

You didn't by any chance see my testicle rolling around here, did you?

[dookster]

You're one of those weirdos who puts a hole in spots with a fucking needle :barf:

[Y0U5H3D0]

lol i had one of those....2 years later my left nut exploded

[noobkira]

[QUOTE=Big Ben;19164463]It was extremely blueish/blackish, it had a little completely black strip across the top. It was about half the size of a dime. I stuck it with a needle and opened a little hole, I then proceeded to squeeze it. What came out horrified me, it was a mixture of green, yellow puss and blood.

Am I going to die? What was it? Was it an alien baby? Help Dr. Facepunch![/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/mkir0l.jpg[/IMG]

[Bluflame789]

*makes a mental image*

[IMG]http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll449/blueflamedawg/DEEEEEEEAUUUH.jpg[/IMG]

[Caboose17]

I had the same thing a while ago. Freaked me the fuck out when I popped it but I'm still here and my friend still works. But to this day every time I shower I search my pubic region like monkeys search themselves for bugs.