[QUOTE=Rombishead;20415190]Call CPA[/QUOTE]
Call the ASPCA
[QUOTE=Pepsi-cola;20415175]Umm YMCA?[/QUOTE]
Yeah stay at the YMCA, you can have a good meal if you're a guy there, but if not you'll get kicked out.
[QUOTE=Chubb;20413406]Hold a bank up with a 2 by 4, get arrested, go to prison, stab someone, get a ps3 and live like a king[/QUOTE]
I think you should trust this man.
Is your name by any chance Ash Ketchum?
[QUOTE=FullStreak12;20413357]Go to walsall and work for Garry's office. IT would be so mich fun, he'd be the best dad ever! He'd push me on the swingset not too high or too low, he'd bake the best pie and cook theb est pizza and play the best games and we'd have father son barbeques and then we'll code lua together and live in paradise and look at lolcats everyday... that would be paradise.[/QUOTE]
POST OF THE YEAR
ALL YEARS
get this man a title NOW
[QUOTE=SexyMiss19;20415747]I go to my bed! ;)..
Check out a short video i made of me at:
[URL]http://bit.ly/csBt3S[/URL]
Let me know what you think!!
Watch it now!!
Thanks..xox[/QUOTE]
LOL car insurance... :wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:
[QUOTE=Krzystylez;20412683]The title says it all. Abusive fat lazy mother that doesnt have a job and stole 240$ of me and wont give it back and is too fat to get a job and we live like fucking bogans and im over this shit. no dad. how the fuck do i get out of this shit? im over everything. i dont care about school anymore. ive been getting in alot of trouble lately and i dont really give a fuck anymore. im sick of being hit in the face with a shoe and constantly verbally assaulted and making me feel like shit. where can i go. i have nowhere to go but i want out.[/QUOTE]
Are you not agile enough to dodge a shoe? I mean even GW Bush can dodge shoes and hes like 60.
man the fuck up
Join an local gang, they will treat you like family.
Make a documentary of your life, and then post it on youtube.
Rich people will see it and feel bad for you, then forward them to your paypal link.
[QUOTE=heavy artillery;20415825]LOL car insurance... :wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:[/QUOTE]
why do you always spam those emotes...
[QUOTE=Mr.2007;20419146]Join an local gang, they will treat you like family.[/QUOTE]
this is true
It is true, join a gang.
They will beat the living shit out of your abusive mother.
I've been in the Vigilante's since I was 14, my dad talked them into letting me join, since he's a member himself.
Anybody has someone fuck with them, the whole gang will crash down on the idiot who attacked a member.
It is a true family.
[QUOTE=MR-X;20415248]Call the ASPCA[/QUOTE]
no call the IRS
Just come with me little boy, i won't hurt you, i only want to have fun with you and your penis :3:
[I]Where do you go when you have nowhere to go[/I]
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go
Downtown where all the lights are bright,
Downtown, waiting for you tonight,
Downtown, you're gonna be alright now
you're 32 and you live with your mom?
Live at home, sell drugs out of your parents house. Then move in a few months before the cops get a warrant. Get crackheads to fuck your dad, great fun.
Disneyland
Try hard in school and be successful.
Best thing to do is get emancipated or something.
facepunch
Struggle through 2 more years of life, and keep your grades as high as possible. Don't let family get involved with school. Graduate high school at all costs. And right now, get a job, and start saving.
Then take your car and move somewhere else, and search for a job, and start your life on your own. This plan will not work unless you wait till you are 18.
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