Sleep and Dreams Megathread v2 - General

Does anyone else get extremely long and vivid dreams that are clearly remembered the next morning if they sleep on a slightly uncomfortable bed? i.e. a couch :V

[QUOTE=Orkel;26750094]What the fuck, brain. I was fighting some dudes, covering behind a car and shooting shit, then saw a girl. The girl was singing. I tried to shoot her too but it wouldn't let me. I went closer and then the entire world turned green, happy, full of bloom and ~happiness~. But what did I do. "No! The world must be gloomy!" And then the serene world turned into a dark, grey place with gathering storm clouds and wind. Why did my brain fuck up such a happy dream :saddowns:[/QUOTE] What is your avatar from? It scares me.

Argh i got that blink sleeping think where you get no sleep, but time still passes how can i get rid of it?

A summary of my last dream in haiku (simply because I noticed that summarizing it was making one): For most of my dream I was a wooden support The place was busy

[QUOTE=swampie;26754533]Argh i got that blink sleeping think where you get no sleep, but time still passes how can i get rid of it?[/QUOTE] You mean lost time? Where you lay there and then look at the clock and suddenly it's been hours? That would imply that you are sleeping. I guess what I would suggest is making more time for sleep, since in my experience that happens most often when I nap, or sleep for like, an hour or two. Also, finals suck. This is entirely related.

Gotta give my brain a reminder tonight. DREAM. REMEMBER IT. I WILL BE LUCID. Goodnight. I'll post any dreams I have tomorrow.

Okay, this dream was too odd that I want to remember it, so I'm posting it here, I've forgotten a couple things that happened but it is otherwise the whole thing. Me and my dad were in a small Italian village during the 1940's and the Nazi's were trying to invade it, but the town was surrounded by rocky hills and mountains and there were only two ways in, a ride down a river by gondola or a now abandoned train line carved out of one of the mountains. First thing was just wandering around but eventually we found a hotel (that looked modern, mind) ran by a fat cockney woman, oddly enough all the other people there could speak English too, despite where they were. Then I was in a train station, trying to get back to the first village (how I had left and why I was catching a train back were not explained by my dream) and somehow I fell over and grabbed onto the TOP of the train, so I held onto the side of the train the whole way there. And the fact that the place had no working rail line back meant I had stopped at the end of the line in a different place. and here the trains were hoisted up incredibly high, turned around and lowered back onto the track, when it was low enough I let go and dropped onto the platform, then a guy who worked there stopped me because he thought I was causing a ruckus and took me to his office. Turned out he was a Nazi spy trying to discover where the village was, and he kept me there and told me to eat these pills that cause incredible pain, I eventually ate one and found they did nothing, so I downed the rest, he saw I wouldn't answer his questions and let me go, but as I left the office he said, now in perfect yet monotone English accent "But your throat will regret that." I had a bit of a sore throat yesterday, now it is a fair bit more painful, so aside from every other nonsensical thing in that dream it ended by taunting me.

I had a wet dream last night, woke up jizzing my fucking pants. Had to change. Gah. :argh:

[QUOTE=Beefbars;26768769]Gotta give my brain a reminder tonight. DREAM. REMEMBER IT. I WILL BE LUCID. Goodnight. I'll post any dreams I have tomorrow.[/QUOTE] HO YES. It worked. My dream was kind of boring though, but it was lucid. I didn't record it, but I remember it involved nukes.

[QUOTE=J. Jett;26773543]I had a wet dream last night, woke up jizzing my fucking pants. Had to change. Gah. :argh:[/QUOTE] You sleep with pants?

[QUOTE=Beefbars;26768769]Gotta give my brain a reminder tonight. DREAM. REMEMBER IT. I WILL BE LUCID. Goodnight. I'll post any dreams I have tomorrow.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Beefbars;26785411]HO YES. It worked. My dream was kind of boring though, but it was lucid. I didn't record it, but I remember it involved nukes.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Beefbars;26768769]I'll post any dreams I have tomorrow[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Beefbars;26785411]I didn't record it[/QUOTE] My world is one of broken promises *cuts self*

I had a dream last night that I sniped Justin Bieber in New York city, but after the shot all of his fangirls fucking tried to kill me, so I went on an epic car chase to get to the airport, I got to the airport, but my car turned over and went right through the entrance. I drove the car out of the terminal, and I drove into a C-130 that I usually flew around in, and I flew away back to arlington. I carried an MP7a1 with a 40-round magazine for most of the dream, and I used a Barret M99 to make the shot.

[QUOTE=Big Ben;26754088]What is your avatar from? It scares me.[/QUOTE] It's a statue from the Eden Project in Cornwall, UK

I remember I had a dream where I was walking single-file along a curb (like doing a balance test) while talking to my buddy. I tripped though, and as the ground rushed up to meet me I awoke gasping before I hit the pavement. My brain irritates me. [editline]18th December 2010[/editline] One time I had a dream where I thought I was awake, but I was dreaming. Completely paralyzed. I wanted to scream, but I couldn't. Eventually everything faded out again and I woke up.

Original post here: [url]http://emilystory.blogg.se/2010/december/vivid-dreams.html[/url] ------------------------------------------------ I was running towards a huge barn. I knew I wasnt supposed to be there, but I obviously had to check it out. Oddly enough I was on the main road (although not concrete and very narrow) when I couldve easily been sneaking through the surrounding fields, the fences didnt look very high. When I got there I was welcomed to stay in one of the rooms of an enormous tower. It turns out the barn was hiding an entire village. In my room I realized that I was not alone. My entire friend's family was there and we got to discussing the quality of the windows. I insisted that they were not nearly as durable as they should be and that an arrow could easily break through. But when I tried to prove my theory by banging as hard as I could on the window of our room, it would not break. My friend's dad got up and put two cups against the window and then slammed his hand onto the cups. The window gave in, and now the cups were stuck in the window. We all sat down to discuss purchasing new windows and what they should be made of when suddenly the window started cracking further. Then it just collapsed into tiny pieces and got carried out with the wind. We were only on the second floor, but I didnt go near the window in case Id fall out. Everyone started arguing and I left the room. Next thing I knew I was standing in the middle of the town square, where markets were usually held, staring at something that looked like a low roofless house with golden drapes hanging on the sides. The townsfolk didnt pay much attention to me, and the guards had left their posts, so the sane thing to do was to sneak into this luxurious setting. There was a large cradle in one end of the room, and an even larger chair in the other. A maiden was standing next to the cradle, but she doesnt look at me. Everything was gold and beige, even the maiden's clothes. I soon understand that this is the queen's bedroom, but she is not there. I notice a small device lying on the big chair, and as I press it all the golden drapes light up. I go to ask the maiden what this device is for, but the still wont look at me, nor does she speak. It doesnt take me long to figure out that the device is used to alarm the guards (who would ignore a flashing royal building?), and war breaks out. Long thick arrows fly into the room, barely missing me. The maiden is not there anymore. I steal some armor in order to escape without being noticed, but Im bleeding from the neck (apparently caused by an arrow) so one of the other warriors arrests me and takes me to the court-room (which is actually more prison-dungeon-like). Im interrogated by some man that sort of looks like Frollo from the Notre Dame disney film. Obviously this cant end well, and I start planning my escape-route, but I think they drugged me because I cant seem to stand up. - Somehow Im disguised as a guard on a horse. I get a brief moment where I can see the setting as toys and Im not in the actual barn, but playing that I am (as a kid, I guess), but this only seems to be used as an excuse for the fact that the dream gets really fucking ridiculous now.. So Im on this horse, all dressed in black armor, but Im staying in the prison because it would seem odd that a guard went exploring for an exit. The Frollo-guy KNOWS that I am not a real guard, but he seems to have been toying with my mind all along. I notice this, and try to get to the stairs, even without knowing where theyll lead me. He follows and throws me down the stairs to what can only be described as an alligator pit. He goes down there too and starts talking to me, mocking me. Im sitting on the stairs only a few inches from the dark water. He asks me why I didnt go for the rabbit-technique (hopping moving real fast 5 times, and then stopping to listen for enemies) and I have no good answer for that. I feel three nibbles on the back of my arm, and apparently these are from the alligators. I panic and just bluntly assaults Frollo, luckily knocks him into the water. Im running through the hallway, and see the doctor who's been drugging me walking in and leaving the door open. He sees me and stops, then I hear Frollo screaming at him to capture me. The guy looks clueless until Frollo yells "THE BANANA", in which moment I realize that Im dressed in a banana-costume and jumping towards the open door. The doctor runs after, pulling a needle out of his gray robe, but I manage to get out and close the door after me. He fumbles with keys, and I cant seem to find a direct way out of the castle. I decide to take the nearest option, which seems to be someone else's prisoncell (but this is in the 'wall' so the other side faces the square). The man in the cell is almost dead, his limbs torn from fighting the restraints. Evil doctor is going to get some guard to lock me up again, because he is weak. The dying man tells me to go far east (which is really where I came from, but Ive become a little disoriented), and points toward a gap between the bars and the stone wall. I manage to squeeze out of it, then I press the device again (cause I apparently had it with me) and watch the royal home light up. When all the guards are on the move, I start running east and before I know it I see the narrow road I came from. But this time I decide to go through the fields so that they will have a harder time getting to me. I jump over the first two fences, but I see that the female bountyhunter is coming after me, and she rounded up a few villagers to surround me. I flee in panic, going straight east, but the fences are getting higher. Barely getting over the next one and find myself shut in, with the hunter closing in on me. The dream ends. English isnt my first language, so bear with any errors.

I was insanely stressed yesterday, so I asked for some sort of lucid dream that would help decompress, but still had parts that still some sort of deeper meaning, but not anything that would distract me from doing homework in the morning. A complicated request, but my lucid dream last night fit the bill. The one consistent part was pets, which are apparently one of the most relaxing things to me, which I suppose I've known for awhile... but really the part that seems odd to me was the arc about French kissing... you know, specifically tongue-on-tongue action. This is odd because I am a quite asexual fellow, as well as the fact that I still was trying it after the scene switched from some chick (that I spat on, not to be a dick but more to prove to myself that I could do whatever I wanted) to a parakeet. Well, there may have been a cat in between there, but I'm really glad nothing came of the attempt to make out with the parakeet, because that's just really creepy. I guess it counts as only semi-lucid if you know and manipulate the fact that you're dreaming, but you still go along with the dream because you don't think to do something, ANYTHING else. Anywho, this wasn't the relaxing bit to be sure, but it sure seems like the sort of thing I would try to avoid thinking about in the morning, as well as being indicative of... well, something. I would say my desire to try tongue-on-tongue kissing as opposed to lip-on-lip kissing, but this being the internet, I'm willing to bet other people would point to bestiality. However, I'm no furvert, so I'm going with the former.

[QUOTE=Cheshire_cat;26792010] One time I had a dream where I thought I was awake, but I was dreaming. Completely paralyzed. I wanted to scream, but I couldn't. Eventually everything faded out again and I woke up.[/QUOTE] Ah, sleep paralysis. Zin knows about that.

Last night I had an interesting dream to say the least. I was in a really tall building that was kinda like one of those play areas at McDonalds, but had some stuff for older people that might be fun to try. Apparently my mind thinks "stuff for older people that might be fun to try" includes "Attempting to extinguish a flaming log with your bare hands except for the middle" (Nobody but me actually attempted this, and the guy running the thing had to use tongs to get it to my hands.) and "catch a tiny fish that moves so fast you just see a blur when it jumps through holes in the top of their tank with a container just barely bigger than the holes" (Nobody tried this either, although this wasn't hazardous to your health) Neither of those two activities were hard at all for me. For the first one I just kept my hands on the log while rolling it, occasionally blowing on the center to keep it alight. For the second one, I just slowed down time until I could catch the fish in midair. Afterwards, I went down a slide (Whee!) into a pool, where I decided to stay at the bottom.

I just had another dream where a strange virus came, and it wiped out most of the adults in Arlington, Alexandria, and McLane, and where it made all of the girls that where 13 or over go batshit insane, so I banded up with a few friends, and two girls who were resistant to the virus. The girls who went insane used firearms loaded with beanbag rounds, which mean't they wanted the boys at the same age for something. We used beanbag rounds against them to, and we were much better at using firearms than they were. Eventually the US army's 1st Biological Warfare Command AKA Blackwatch, came in and cleared the area of the virus.

the craayayayayyaziiiieeeeezzzzzz but yeah, Ive been having p. cool dreams, just gotta work on getting them lucid, and stabilizing.

Jesus christ, I almost died. And my car is totalled. Fuck. So I'm in the mountains because snowboarding is awesome and school sucks and is now finally over, right? So I'm in my dinky little Civic climbing this winding mountain road. I have chains on, but it really doesn't matter because it's windy and I'm top-heavy. Anyway, so I get to the top and the car in front of me slams on his brakes for no reason, like a complete, complete asshole. So I slam on the brakes and try to turn away, because I'd rather not get in an accident at the top of a snow covered mountain at 11pm. So my tires catch, finally, and I swerve. Unfortunately, the back side of my car starts to slide away from me, towards the guard rail. I start to panic and try to correct the situation, but it's too late to do anything. The back of my car swings out over the side of the cliff, but the front side of my car's still on top. I'm freaking the fuck out at this point, and people from other cars are coming to help me. One dude in a VW Bus had a winch and he was able to pull my car away from the edge. Unfortunately, the entire back side of my car is crunched up and my exhaust pipe has a hole in it. I'm lucky to be alive, of course, but that's a damn annoying accident, especially because it'll cost me a couple grand. At least I can board tomorrow. Anyway, I'll answer questions in the morning, for now I need sleep.

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;26818404]Jesus christ, I almost died. And my car is totalled. Fuck. So I'm in the mountains because snowboarding is awesome and school sucks and is now finally over, right? So I'm in my dinky little Civic climbing this winding mountain road. I have chains on, but it really doesn't matter because it's windy and I'm top-heavy. Anyway, so I get to the top and the car in front of me slams on his brakes for no reason, like a complete, complete asshole. So I slam on the brakes and try to turn away, because I'd rather not get in an accident at the top of a snow covered mountain at 11pm. So my tires catch, finally, and I swerve. Unfortunately, the back side of my car starts to slide away from me, towards the guard rail. I start to panic and try to correct the situation, but it's too late to do anything. The back of my car swings out over the side of the cliff, but the front side of my car's still on top. I'm freaking the fuck out at this point, and people from other cars are coming to help me. One dude in a VW Bus had a winch and he was able to pull my car away from the edge. Unfortunately, the entire back side of my car is crunched up and my exhaust pipe has a hole in it. I'm lucky to be alive, of course, but that's a damn annoying accident, especially because it'll cost me a couple grand. At least I can board tomorrow. Anyway, I'll answer questions in the morning, for now I need sleep.[/QUOTE] Incidentally, this is why I have a phobia of driving.

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;26818404]Jesus christ, I almost died. And my car is totalled. Fuck. So I'm in the mountains because snowboarding is awesome and school sucks and is now finally over, right? So I'm in my dinky little Civic climbing this winding mountain road. I have chains on, but it really doesn't matter because it's windy and I'm top-heavy. Anyway, so I get to the top and the car in front of me slams on his brakes for no reason, like a complete, complete asshole. So I slam on the brakes and try to turn away, because I'd rather not get in an accident at the top of a snow covered mountain at 11pm. So my tires catch, finally, and I swerve. Unfortunately, the back side of my car starts to slide away from me, towards the guard rail. I start to panic and try to correct the situation, but it's too late to do anything. The back of my car swings out over the side of the cliff, but the front side of my car's still on top. I'm freaking the fuck out at this point, and people from other cars are coming to help me. One dude in a VW Bus had a winch and he was able to pull my car away from the edge. Unfortunately, the entire back side of my car is crunched up and my exhaust pipe has a hole in it. I'm lucky to be alive, of course, but that's a damn annoying accident, especially because it'll cost me a couple grand. At least I can board tomorrow. Anyway, I'll answer questions in the morning, for now I need sleep.[/QUOTE] wow. Closest Ive come to dying while driving is cutting off a semi. Glad your not dead. heh. Im tempted to make a joke about west coast drivers and snow. [editline]20th December 2010[/editline] lil bit too serious for a joke tho.

Came back from church camp a few days ago, now awaiting church dreams for instant lucidity.:downs: While there, I listened to some scary conspiracies about crap music today having subliminal satanic messages. Lol. Hopefully no influence to dreams. I also asked Oney(my sub) a few things. Apparently, he's only as limited as I am in a dream, in other words, he doesn't know how to bend the dream, but maybe he knows how to summon things hopefully, 'cause if I can summon people and objects, why can't he. Zin, I have a question. Can a sub be influenced by Christianity so much that it starts acting like the holy spirit (if you don't know, it's as powerful god, and it inspires good thoughts like how the devil inspires bad).

[QUOTE=Birdman101;26821149]Closest Ive come to dying while driving is cutting off a semi.[/QUOTE] :bravo:

I dreamt that I was in a sweet shop and there was a willy wonka chocolate bar selling for £30 I launched into a truly inspiring speech about how the proletariat should not stand for high chocolate prices, then threw the bar dramatically into the manager's face then I woke up and forgot the contents of the speech :smith:

[QUOTE=Oblivious1;26821729]Can a sub be influenced by Christianity so much that it starts acting like the holy spirit (if you don't know, it's as powerful god, and it inspires good thoughts like how the devil inspires bad).[/QUOTE] I'll take a stab at this, and it's just my opinion. Stop letting religion influence you so much. Your sub is you and it doesn't exactly make sense for part of you to act like a god. Yeah it seems powerful and mighty in dreams but when it comes down to it it's just you. I don't really see this going anywhere good as it could quickly become a delusion of grandeur. Again, just my opinion.

[QUOTE=Oblivious1;26821729]Came back from church camp a few days ago, now awaiting church dreams for instant lucidity.:downs: While there, I listened to some scary conspiracies about crap music today having subliminal satanic messages. Lol. Hopefully no influence to dreams. I also asked Oney(my sub) a few things. Apparently, he's only as limited as I am in a dream, in other words, he doesn't know how to bend the dream, but maybe he knows how to summon things hopefully, 'cause if I can summon people and objects, why can't he. Zin, I have a question. Can a sub be influenced by Christianity so much that it starts acting like the holy spirit (if you don't know, it's as powerful god, and it inspires good thoughts like how the devil inspires bad).[/QUOTE] yeah I have this problem too. Its kind of hard to tell who is talking to you- god or sub Didnt want to bring that in here because I would get shot down by all the facepunch atheists. [editline]20th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=doggyalt;26821831]:bravo:[/QUOTE] yup got pulled over for it too instant HS popularity.

[QUOTE=Birdman101;26821903]yeah I have this problem too. Its kind of hard to tell who is talking to you- god or sub[/QUOTE] This is why I'm saying he should try to put an end to it. If you're religious it's just going to wind backfiring as you'll get really confused [QUOTE=Birdman101;26821903]yup got pulled over for it too instant HS popularity.[/QUOTE] birdman gets ~all da ladies~

gatrglarghrgtagrkaghl I tried wild and woke up in the morning exactly 6 hours and 12 minutes after setting the alarm closed my eyes saw nothing fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff FFFFFFFFFFFFFF