• Sleep and Dreams Megathread v2
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[QUOTE=Chezhead;27678432]I've never actually gotten onto a good lucid dream, can someone tell me their experience with subconscious fears?[/QUOTE] Read the OP. And if you want me to link it to you Ill drive to your house and slap you.
[QUOTE=Birdman101;27684863]Read the OP. And if you want me to link it to you Ill drive to your house and slap you.[/QUOTE] And if Chezhead lives on an island? Edit: Sorry, not dream-related. I need to stop making pointless posts... Here, now it shouldn't be pointless: I've got a problem... put simply, my sub wants to stay up all night, so I never get enough sleep. Granted, not quite my sub as much as just some weird part of me, but... well, whatever, I just can't just suck it up and go to bed, because I have to finish my homework, but I end up on youtube or tvtropes until 3. If I notice I'm doing it again, I vow to just get my homework done and go to bed, but then it's back to dicking around until I absolutely need to get my ludicrously short sleep. I don't expect people to have any special insight for dealing with this, but if you feel the need to say something go right ahead.
I had a dream that my brother's mum (different mothers ofc) was doing something or other (I don't remember what exactly) which lead me to follow him down the road. I dodged around hiding behind cars and he saw my hair and said something that I forgot and we accidentally ended up in a shop that sells speedos, swimgear and video games. I saw a singstar mic (unsure why never played it due to not having a ps3 and not being queer) and some ps3 shit (unsure why never had a ps3) and my brother bought some. I also remember another dreamlet where somebody asked on facebook if school was a half day.
[QUOTE=teh_1337_r0XX0r;27685183]And if Chezhead lives on an island? Edit: Sorry, not dream-related. I need to stop making pointless posts... Here, now it shouldn't be pointless: I've got a problem... put simply, my sub wants to stay up all night, so I never get enough sleep. Granted, not quite my sub as much as just some weird part of me, but... well, whatever, I just can't just suck it up and go to bed, because I have to finish my homework, but I end up on youtube or tvtropes until 3. If I notice I'm doing it again, I vow to just get my homework done and go to bed, but then it's back to dicking around until I absolutely need to get my ludicrously short sleep. I don't expect people to have any special insight for dealing with this, but if you feel the need to say something go right ahead.[/QUOTE] How the hell can you watch youtube until 3am?
[QUOTE=Oblivious1;27687029]How the hell can you watch youtube until 3am?[/QUOTE] How the hell do I [i]not[/i] watch youtube until 3 am?
[QUOTE=teh_1337_r0XX0r;27688318]How the hell do I [i]not[/i] watch youtube until 3 am?[/QUOTE] If you have a life- Oh wait, Facepunch. And. Ate 2 bananas. lets do this.
[QUOTE=Oblivious1;27687029]How the hell can you watch youtube until 3am?[/QUOTE] Same way all us hopeless WoW addicts can play warcrack until 2 or 3 AM. It's got cocaine laced directly into the core coding of the game.
Remembered another dreamlet I was on a table in a classroom with some girl I hate but I was getting along with her and joking about other people. Hm.
I can only remember very, very small snippets of my dream. Those being: Minecraft, cake, Dead Space, sex, and monkeys. What.
[QUOTE=teh_1337_r0XX0r;27688318]How the hell do I [i]not[/i] watch youtube until 3 am?[/QUOTE] Seriously What can you watch for 5 hours?
because of this morning today is officially false awakening friday
[QUOTE=Oblivious1;27705968]Seriously What can you watch for 5 hours?[/QUOTE] Well it's not all the same video. It's different ones, like Nostalgia Critic, or AMVs, or Let's Plays, etc. Also, you forgot tvtropes.
[QUOTE=teh_1337_r0XX0r;27707298]AMVs[/QUOTE] Go back to sleep.
I had a pretty strange experience last night. I barely remember the dream, all I know is that it was to do with a girl, and I was very happy in this dream. Not very interesting or original I know. At some point, I don't know what happened, but the best way I can describe it is that I half woke up, still dreaming but fully aware I was in my bed and felt like I could get up at any time, but the dream was still carrying on non-lucid. In this little state, I was aware that this was a dream, and that sometime soon I was going to have to wake up for work, and I would feel kind of down that this dream wasn't real, although at this time I still felt happy knowing full well I shouldn't be and wasn't going to be for much longer. I let the dream carry on, and eventually thought 'Hmmm, no one has woken me up yet, I better get up just in case I'm oversleeping' and woke up. Instantly, I felt that little realisation that it was a dream and felt sad for a little bit. I've had this before, but at the point where I 'half wake up' I become lucid, and straight away I'm not so happy about whatever was happening in my dream, because I knew it was a dream. Just thought I would share this, it seemed really strange to me.
I almost went into a lucid dream about a week ago when I was sick. I was resting because I had a bad cold and a cough, and then suddenly I started to feel a really weird sensation and things got strange. Then I did the nose pinch RC and failed, but then I got too excited and woke up :frown:
One week ago, I almost got lucid. I used the poke through the hand RC and the moment my hand went through the other, I felt that I was waking up. I was like shit! what do do? rub hands together! So I rubbed my hands together and i really felt like my hands were touching, but the only thing that happened was that my feet kinda became weightless. Then i woke up. Problem is that last night, I remember i did the poke through hand RC in my dream, but it didn't work. What to do when RC's don't work???
I also remember a dreamlet a girl I know offered to give me a blowjob and I accepted. I'm not sure what happened but we walked around a bit I think, in to one place that looks like one of those Brazilian favelas without the poverty part and english housing and design, and I'm not sure if the girl ended up blowing me or not. It's weird though, I've just suffered a breakup with a girl I've been with for a year and then I dream about someone else. [editline]28th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Fiskepudding;27714866]One week ago, I almost got lucid. I used the poke through the hand RC and the moment my hand went through the other, I felt that I was waking up. I was like shit! what do do? rub hands together! So I rubbed my hands together and i really felt like my hands were touching, but the only thing that happened was that my feet kinda became weightless. Then i woke up. Problem is that last night, I remember i did the poke through hand RC in my dream, but it didn't work. What to do when RC's don't work???[/QUOTE] Try other RC's make out passionately with your teeth and if your tongue goes through them...
I managed to have my lucid dream again and had the balls to ask my subconscious my greatest fear. I then somehow had a gun in my hand, put it into my mouth and pulled the trigger. I awoke at like quarter to ten and was like fuck this shit and went back to sleep.
your worst fear is death? i always imagined my subconscious would stick me on a very narrow platform/pole in a sea of lava and spikes or something of course this would be if i could have another ld and remember to concentrate this time instead of be confused
[QUOTE=triFeral;27642953]Last night, Imagine [b]Biggie Smalls[/b] in [b]Vietnam[/b], and the houses were made of blocks. Me and Biggie were taking cover behind a block, when he pulls out a cheese stick and starts eating it while firing. He drops it on the ground and says, "where my fuckin cheese stick" and then a giant fucking cheese stick lands on him. I woke up laughing.[/QUOTE] This is fucking hilarious :v:
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;27718778]I managed to have my lucid dream again and had the balls to ask my subconscious my greatest fear. I then somehow had a gun in my hand, put it into my mouth and pulled the trigger. I awoke at like quarter to ten and was like fuck this shit and went back to sleep.[/QUOTE] I can't imagine it would really have been that simple... perhaps it was your sub giving you what you expected, or evading the question?
I keep having terrible apocalyptic dreams nearly every night, a lot of them seem to focus on my parents dying, usually in front of me. I also keep having dreams where I get killed myself by being shot in the head and I can always feel pressure. Kind of wish they'd stop :sigh:
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;27718778]I managed to have my lucid dream again and had the balls to ask my subconscious my greatest fear. I then [b]somehow had a gun in my hand, put it into my mouth and pulled the trigger.[/b] I awoke at like quarter to ten and was like fuck this shit and went back to sleep.[/QUOTE] Tyler Durden
Allright, so the last two months, i've not even attempted dream recall, been going through alot of personal stuff. Last 4 days however, i've had the most amazing detailed near-lucid dreams without trying to induce them or remember them atall, i've actually just ran off to get my dream journal to write the last 4 nights, because just... wow.
Just had a banana buried in whipped cream and chocolate chips. Fattening dreams of candy and food here I come.
Fun fact. Doing an image search (or google search, for that matter) for "manatee boner" or any combination thereof doesn't have a result. There's a not gay reason I was searching for that, I swear.
Wow Jake, your stories were quite the read. I really enjoyed it. Did you have a chapter 20? I really want to know what happened next, like if you took Zin's advice and talked to AJ.
[QUOTE=Eonart;27747964]what Since you're here, any reason a 10 second dream might replay over and over again in one night? [editline]30th January 2011[/editline] ok it's not exactly replaying, more like i'm in a car turning on a, well a turn or whatever you call it and it lasts for 10 seconds and each time something different is shown.[/QUOTE] Hm...not sure. You sure it's the exact same thing? The different things showing up are relevant, regardless of the meaning. Can you remember what they were? [editline]30th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=1337sause;27748424]Wow Jake, your stories were quite the read. I really enjoyed it. Did you have a chapter 20? I really want to know what happened next, like if you took Zin's advice and talked to AJ.[/QUOTE] I wish he'd have continued, but all I can tell you is that 1: He took my advice, I know that. 2: Whatever happened next was too personal to continue writing about. 3: Problem solved for him, he's good now (I think).
So I was lucid last night but this time I had decent control over my movements.. I decided to fuck everything.. I woke up due to excitement, went back to sleep and was in the same dream.. And I continued to fuck everything.. This happened about 7 or 8 times.. I felt pretty godlike.
I had the best lucid dream ever minutes ago, i was in some kind of weird enemy base killing motherfuckers with my stealth skills, machine guns, plasma turrets, destroying a whole fucking side of the place, being with a hot ninja blonde in latex suit, jumping fucking buildings or any imposible to climb shit while escaping from wierd vampire heartless in the night, dressing as a Hatdragon (i think shiron) to hide from those heartless, doing more awesome matrix inception crap, quotes included, recieving help from jeff motherfucking bridges and his cyber powers, going back to the base, using weird mooshrooms as smoke sleep bombs and kicking the shit outa the bad guy wich was shooting me lasors while I slashed him with a badass sword, gun, boomerang, bombs, or any other posible weapon, I was like if every action movie protagonist from neo to rambo had a son toghether in one, and it kicked ass. guess I will try to have lucid dreams more often.
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