• Canada Chat V2: Maple Syrup Mafia
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[QUOTE=Nanamil;51459609]So I'm getting my first car in Canada and it's a Suzuki Sidekick. A guy had it in his backyard for years and just gave it to me. Just needs a new battery.[/QUOTE] Tracker/Sidekick bros. [img]https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-respek.gif[/img] In other news I found a stash of Crystal Pepsi and bought eight bottles.
[QUOTE=DaCommie1;51460622]Try justifying why you have bearspray to a cop in downtown Toronto, a place with no bears.[/QUOTE] They make you feel safe, that's when they strike man, when you feel safe.
Oh, Buddha's Oriental Express. You fill me in ways regular food just can't. [img]https://facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/img]
I forgot that I'm not supposed to visit the mall in December. God what a clusterfuck that place was. Just people shouting getting in fights with each other over parking spaces.
I kinda hope that it'll snow tomorrow
Oh my god. I am leaving Vancouver and there is a giant bright thing in the sky. It hurts to look at it. What is this???
[IMG]http://orig11.deviantart.net/c56d/f/2016/339/8/7/the_dark_future_of_ontario_by_starlesstrooper2112-daqnpj1.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=MrDwarf11;51475005]I kinda hope that it'll snow tomorrow[/QUOTE] Snowed here in Cape Breton, it's already starting to melt though.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;51475287][IMG]http://orig11.deviantart.net/c56d/f/2016/339/8/7/the_dark_future_of_ontario_by_starlesstrooper2112-daqnpj1.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] And this is why drug dealers and grow-ops are still going to be a problem in Ontario. I know that Wynne is going to overprice weed so that it'll still be cheaper to get it on the street. The problem is now they won't be able to flip the users on their dealers because there'll be no leverage, so people will be funding crime to get cheap weed because the government is going to be stupid and not undercut the dealers for 5 years to force them out of the market, then incrementally raise prices like they should.
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGylDMu_0TU[/media] what a sin
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;51475476][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGylDMu_0TU[/media] what a sin[/QUOTE] This could be the best thing since Newfquest.
that angry newfie accent. :v:
[QUOTE=pentium;51476772]that angry newfie accent. :v:[/QUOTE] Nova Scotian accent*
Suddenly, Lower Mainland snow.
I've lived here so long I've forgotten what normal people sound like to be honest. I'm afraid if I use a mic everyone will hear my obvious caper accent [editline]5th December 2016[/editline] its to h'icy for em
[QUOTE=MrDwarf11;51475005]I kinda hope that it'll snow tomorrow[/QUOTE] nvm FUCK SNOW
oh fuck oh fuck it actually snowed. how do i survive. wearing shorts is still fine yea?
[t]https://i.imgur.com/zuMZf5L.jpg[/t] Snoooooooow!
[QUOTE=Berman Slick;51483254]Holy shit you live super close to me :v: the fuck[/QUOTE] Run
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[URL="https://twitter.com/JustinTrudeau/status/805896606541369344"]trudeau made a vidya game[/URL] and it sucks fuck that guy [editline]6th December 2016[/editline] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/r0tZZvg.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Berman Slick;51483254]Holy shit you live super close to me :v: the fuck[/QUOTE] Prepare your poophole :v: Also I want to know where you think I am.
[QUOTE=nomad1;51481806]oh fuck oh fuck it actually snowed. how do i survive. wearing shorts is still fine yea?[/QUOTE] All year round
[QUOTE=Berman Slick;51495276]You're in West Van, because that little island is Passage Island~ I'm up near Caulfeild but a lot higher up, you're prolly 1km east of me and down quite a ways :v: poophole always ready[/QUOTE] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRVUOGUmxJI[/media] But I have been known to shop at Caulfield Safeway/Cobs.
pentium why is your alt permabanned?
[QUOTE=Berman Slick;51496962]Well that's definitely passage island, so ;3 it's okay to admit we're neighbours, Facepunchers fall in love all the time And I may work at one of those places, but you'll never know[/QUOTE] Its Cobs, you've mentioned that before.
I live in the County of Wetaskiwin, Ab. The internet in the city is really cheap and fast, but out in the county it's 10mbps for almost 70$ a month :sick:, but hey, at least I have internet. Now, slap me onto that list!!
[QUOTE=nomad1;51500334]pentium why is your alt permabanned?[/QUOTE] Okay, let me think. [editline]sadas[/editline] Right, so I got banned for saying it was cool that the soggy cunt called Nancy Regan died ([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwiLSRp5F5g]along with a related video[/url]) and when I said I'd wait it out which usually I do, craptasket took the initiative to make sure of it that time and banned the account. I took that as I was such a joke I couldn't be at all trusted even though I had been allowed to keep the alt for a number of years. It was a pretty rough time in my life. There was also a lot of alcohol being consumed. I think a day or two later I had another massive mental breakdown and quit my job, slept in my car down on the coast for a few night while trying unsuccessfully to find a place to stay and work and between drinking heavily and watching people have conversations and laugh on Granville street I spent a fair amount of time leaning pretty far over the ledge on the viaducts wondering if I would feel the landing. I won't say Facepunch is responsible for where I almost went, but I'll say it was part of the catalyst.
[QUOTE=Berman Slick;51502119]Oh no, I blew it, you know too much You must die[/QUOTE] Congratulations we've probably met before. You've probably also met my mom.
Finally snowed in Toronto. Kinda pissed though because it's supposed to snow more over the weekend, but I'm supposed to go to the range Sunday.
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