Oh dear god why have I just watched a woman genuinely give birth.
[QUOTE=Tools;24515448]Wow what the christ.
I hate when my country, probably the quietest country in the world, gets 5 minutes of fame for something ridiculously over the top. Muhammed drawings, donating money, and now this.[/QUOTE]
I wonder what other countries think of Denmark.
I woke up to THIS? OH SHIT
[QUOTE=Kirby106;24509511][IMG]http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/715/wtfad.png[/IMG]
Anyone else notice the ad?
edit: Oh never mind, it's a stomach. I thought it was a guy with his trousers down mooning the poor child.[/QUOTE]
Optical illusions :psyduck:
I remember being in the room when my friend was giving birth. Her boyfriend (who is a tough army guy!) passed out, it was the funniest thing ever.
[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;24509865]And that is why we bombed these places in WW2.[/QUOTE]
This has got to be the most idiotic post I have ever seen in my life. I can not believe a Facepuncher would post such blatant stupidity. The amount of stupid contained in this post is of such abundance that it absolutely saturates the smartness of the combined population of this thread. For this amount of stupidity, it is only logical that I write a poem.
There once was a man called Doctor Commie,
He thought that his posts were smart,
But despite what was told to him by his mommy,
He was in fact a retard.
If I were to take the amount of stupid in this post and roll it into a joint, I would get so high that I would come out with down syndrome. If I were to take the amount of stupid in this post and throw it into a singularity, it would plug the back hole. The amount of stupidity in this post is now responsible for world hunger, global warming, and North Korea.
George Bush and Ann Coulter look upon this post and smile. They smile not only because of their relations with such ideologies, but because they have now confirmed that there is at least ONE person in the world stupider than they are. There should be a religion based on the stupidity portrayed in this post.
So much stupid can not be purely material. The low mental capacity required to make such a post is obviously divine. It is a god sending us a signal that there will always be stupid. I proclaim this new religion as Stupidism, the belief that nobody can make such stupid posts as Doctor Communism. The skeptics will look upon this new religion and they will say NOTHING, for there is no doubt that such stupidity is obviously of divine nature.
Here ends my tale of how Doctor Communism has succeeded in condensing the largest amount of stupid ever seen into a single one sentence post. All hail our grand king and prophet of dumbassity- Doctor Communism.
[QUOTE=Viephemeral;24516143]This has got to be the most idiotic post I have ever seen in my life. I can not believe a Facepuncher would post such blatant stupidity. The amount of stupid contained in this post is of such abundance that it absolutely saturates the smartness of the combined population of this thread. For this amount of stupidity, it is only logical that I write a poem.
There once was a man called Doctor Commie,
He thought that his posts were smart,
But despite what was told to him by his mommy,
He was in fact a retard.
If I were to take the amount of stupid in this post and roll it into a joint, I would get so high that I would come out with down syndrome. If I were to take the amount of stupid in this post and throw it into a singularity, it would plug the back hole. The amount of stupidity in this post is now responsible for world hunger, global warming, and North Korea.
George Bush and Ann Coulter look upon this post and smile. They smile not only because of their relations with such ideologies, but because they have now confirmed that there is at least ONE person in the world stupider than they are. There should be a religion based on the stupidity portrayed in this post.
So much stupid can not be purely material. The low mental capacity required to make such a post is obviously divine. It is a god sending us a signal that there will always be stupid. I proclaim this new religion as Stupidism, the belief that nobody can make such stupid posts as Doctor Communism. The skeptics will look upon this new religion and they will say NOTHING, for there is no doubt that such stupidity is obviously of divine nature.
Here ends my tale of how Doctor Communism has succeeded in condensing the largest amount of stupid ever seen into a single one sentence post. All hail our grand king and prophet of dumbassity- Doctor Communism.[/QUOTE]
:frog:
I have to puke now.
Turned it on just as the baby was born. d'awww
oh wait no i didnt it was a recording. :downs:
Just read the entire thread. I find it really funny how little the people of FP actually know about childbirth. Except AlixJ. She's good.
Oh, Jesus Christ. :barf:
I came back at the perfect time.
[editline]12:25PM[/editline]
Oh never mind, that was a recording..
I've already seen a full birth in my classroom
We were watching "The Miracle of Childbirth"
[QUOTE=Tools;24515448]Wow what the christ.
I hate when my country, probably the quietest country in the world, gets 5 minutes of fame for something ridiculously over the top. Muhammed drawings, donating money, and now this.[/QUOTE]
Wow you're an idiot.
Jeezuz fuck! That's fucking disgusting.
[QUOTE=Kirby106;24508566]Wouldn't the water drown the baby? :downs:[/QUOTE]
My brain cannot cope with the dumbness in this post.
Hey as long as they're happy.. or something.
sooo.... early September?
I hope I will miss it...
Too bad she wasn't hot
[editline]06:36PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;24520528]I've already seen a full birth in my classroom
We were watching "The Miracle of Childbirth"[/QUOTE]
More like "The Casual Occurrence of Childbirth" shit happens every day, what's the big deal? all it does is add another fucking greedy human to the already crowded planet.
[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;24526961]
all it does is add another fucking greedy human to the already crowded planet.[/QUOTE]
Not everyone is greedy. Maybe this baby will become a very famous philanthropist and start an organization to fight poverty.
Oh my god. A thing of blood just came out right after the baby. What is that like with the tub-birth thing?
[QUOTE=Edgar Allan Poe;24527485]Not everyone is greedy. Maybe this baby will become a very famous philanthropist and start an organization to fight poverty.[/QUOTE]
I can name 9 billion babies who didn't end up philanthropists.
The video is surprisingly slow. I feel like the baby should just fall out, even though that never happens.
[QUOTE=kayOkay;24527723]I can name 9 billion babies who didn't end up philanthropists.[/QUOTE]
Do it. I look forward to seeing you make this list.
Just because there are many people who aren't philanthropists, doesn't mean this baby is greedy.
That was disturbing.
wtf is happening now
oh god
oh it came out.
[QUOTE=Kirby106;24508566]Wouldn't the water drown the baby? :downs:[/QUOTE]
yeah but the 9 months suspended in liquid in the mother's uterus does nothing
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;24528405]yeah but the 9 months suspended in liquid in the mother's uterus does nothing[/QUOTE]
They can breath underwater? o__O
:wtc:
Personally, I think that however disgusting childbirth is, now matter how much it puts you off sex, it really is beautiful. Just seeing a life "officially" start makes a smile rise on my face.
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