• How I realised my girl friend is insane
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Maybe she feels sane around you?
Do what I do slowly back away from conversations and end them early with a subtle comment and for and incentive be working on something just to show her that you are busy and don't have enough time with people or make up shit about being bogged down on homework.
Get Homeland Security to fake your death.
boo hoo somebody else is doing something that doesn't even involve you anymore unless you get into it yourself make a thread about it and whine to facepunch, we'll do something about it for sure also, we care about how shitty your friends are and this is definitely a blog site for you to share that with us
[QUOTE=TAU!;24482657]Maybe she feels sane around you?[/QUOTE] When people think they are sane around people they like is when they are the least sane. There minds perceive. Ok I can be open to this person without criticizing me but he's trying to be the nice guy about it and doesn't want to be rude.
[QUOTE=Doomish;24482702]boo hoo somebody else is doing something that doesn't involve you unless you get into it yourself make a thread about it and whine to facepunch, we'll do something about it for sure also, we care about how shitty your friends are and this is definitely a blog site for you to share that with us[/QUOTE]
FUUUU broke my automerge!
[QUOTE=littleicyman;24482152]I looked on the website and found her profile. [IMG]http://gyazo.com/179ae4744bd63b71d5cfc560c5a10b95.png[/IMG] What.[/QUOTE] I don't know why, but I keep laughing at this each time I see it.
Gah again! [editline]12:20AM[/editline] Ok this is ridiculous. Ahh peace.
This anime is to much
[QUOTE=nikola631;24482707]When people think they are sane around people they like is when they are the least sane. There minds perceive. Ok I can be open to this person without criticizing me but he's trying to be the nice guy about it and doesn't want to be rude.[/QUOTE] I mean, maybe she feels that her mind is at ease when she's around the OP.
The only sensible solution is to kill her and her stupid Naruto site with this: [IMG]http://www.freefoto.com/images/33/15/33_15_15---Fire-Flame-Texture_web.jpg?&k=Fire+/+Flame+Texture[/IMG]
Run
tap dat ass.
Why do you care? If you think she's so fucking crazy stop being her friend. Stop whining, Problem solved.
"girlfriend"
Gonna Troll as Saxton Hale just need my pw for my side email.
Maybe you should just talk to her about it?
Saxton Hale :v: Her boyfriend needs to learn how to use full stops
We need pics to evaluate the situation.
I went to that link, and found this. lol. My stomach hurts. [img]http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/7088/ahahahafe.png[/img] [editline]10:57PM[/editline] Also, this makes me feel bad for kind of liking Naruto. It seems like everyone else who watches it is a fucking retard.
I read the first 5 words of "Kumiko"s back story. my responding 4 words were "Fuck this fucking shit"
I joined. Time to teach these punks a mutha flippers a lesson. Look for Teh Soviet with the character Poe who uses a strong long, steel rod to attack.
Let them watch some Boku. They will fucking shit their brains for a while
tap it
Never, ever share links with Facepunch that involve people you know... Also, I don't get how she's insane. She's obsessed with anime, likes to RP...So what? (Okay, the whole dependent on you thing is a bit silly but she's not insane until she's locked away for it.)
I'm gonna make an account titled, "Judge Dredd" and only post quotes or sayings similar to the movies.
[QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;24481904]So, I have this friend. I've known her for about 8 or 9 months now. Long story short, she considers me her 'best friend', just below her actual boyfriend who is a massive cunt, but more on that later. Now, she created a website. That website is [url]http://naruto8thgen.socialgo.com[/url] . What happens on this website is that you make a character that would 'fit in', so to speak, in the Naruto Universe. She kept bugging me to join it and try to get some writing going on since I actually do write professionally from time to time. I shrugged, and decided to put up with her obsession for Anime once again. I made a character on a Naruto RP site, and I almost instantly regretted it given that I know fuck all about Naruto or anime rules in general. To sum this website up better than anything else I can really say, reading most of the content on it will put any Grammar Nazi into massive convulsions. Not only is the stuff you're writing about hard to take seriously, but it's hard to understand given none of the 80-something members aside from myself and maybe 3 others even try to make their words coherent. This is something that's even worse than how she dragged me into a similar, but actually somewhat decent Kingdom Hearts website of the same mannerism ([url]http://kingdomheartsgenerationx.socialgo.com[/url]). Needless to say, i got bored of these sites and decided to leave them months after I joined. Now, in this period of me not being on the sites, she dumped her cunt boyfriend because 'he didn't buy her something for her birthday.' . Not because he ignored her, not because he was a massive perv, not even because he openly admitted to wanting to see her get tentacle raped (I COULD NOT make this shit up if I tried to for a fucking book), but because he didn't buy her a present. At some point they get back together even though her new boyfriend actually cared about her, but whatever. 3 months later. I go back on her site to see what's become of it. Not only did she have upwards of 2000 posts in a few months, but much of her backstory [I]competeely revolved[/I] around some of the thigns I did in maybe 25 posts. First off, this made me feel like she was totally dependant on me, and worse yet, she seemed to have turned into some Wolf Demon of some sort. Not only this, but she created a group exclusively for furries (ugh...) and changes her character's portrait to furry art. Not only does she encourage me to join these groups (ugh...) but she also promises to make me a moderator of the site (which if I was, god damn would I fucking edit posts to make them at least decent to read). After she does these things, I slowly realise she talks to me more than her boyfriend and openly expresses her feelings to me more, asks me for love advice more, asks me for stuff more, and treats me like a sugar daddy. On top of this, she says I'm the most important person in the WORLD to her, and she would probably go back into her stages of suicidal thoughts and chronic depression again if I stopped talking to her. TL;DR - A girl is dependant on me for everything even though she loves everything I don't and has a boyfriend who does. So now I'm fucked. Advice, please. PS: This story is real. Girl on website is Kumiko and cunt boyfriend is Lelouch Hikaru. Have fun looking at terribly written backstories.[/QUOTE] What a terrible terrible website. I found one decent post on that website that was almost well-written telling people to stop plagiarizing popular animes and everyone was like "WELL MY CHARACTER IS JUST BASED OFF (INSERT NAME) AND IT'S NOT ACTUALLY (INSERT NAME) K LUOLZ GRAMMER IS THEGH TT GYA!"
She's not insane until she dresses up as a furry and tells you to yiff her
[QUOTE=MRTW113;24483666]She's not insane until she dresses up as a furry and tells you to yiff her[/QUOTE] Also she contracted Herpes
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