[QUOTE=Nautsabes;24482021]Get an exorcism done on her.
But seriously, tell her to back off/ditch her.[/QUOTE]
Listen to this man, exorcism is the only way forward.
The title is sexist, why didn't you just say friend.
Pssst...Guys, I think that "girl friend" might just be in here.
* n h3 wuld l00k towardz iikjA " git out " h3 whisprd, jumopin from r0uf top 2 r0f top. *
Look on the bright side. At least it's a harmless sort of craziness. You could have had a jegus freak who tries to exorcise you.
stay with her and you'll regret it. Just run
Okay, OP. This is what you gotta do.
You need to, regardless of what state you live in, acquire some weed. This is very vital to your success.
Invite her over to your place, and comfort her. Have your feelings relative to hers, and make her swoon like a fat guy who got promised a buffet in his honor, and then tap that ass.
It is very crucial you do it anal, and ending with a facial is bonus score.
As soon as you have ejaculated, roll up a joint and drop that bitch like a hot potato. Kick her out of your house with cum stains still on face, and smoke some bitchin weed, proceed to eat snacks and watch late night films.
You win 1 to 0.
[QUOTE=iikjA;24487288]Maybe she likes you, but don't dare to admit it, since she's affraid of "losing" you as a friend...
FuhFuhFresh posted:
She's still my friend, I jsut don't understand why she treats me like her boyfriend when she HAS a boyfriend to treat like that.[/QUOTE]
Can I join you and Chaos in your 18+ RP? Pleaseeee? ^_____^
ughh..
She's not going to commit suicide. She's just whoring for attention.
Get out while you still have you're nad's in tact.
[QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;24481904]she would probably go back into her stages of suicidal thoughts and chronic depression again if I stopped talking to her.[/QUOTE]
Stop talking to her. [B]NOW.[/B] Humanity is not ready for this kind of stupidity.
So, I go to bed, come back on after some sleep, and realise that several of you have joined the website and are now trolling it, so to speak. I'm not going to try and stop you, but you can still at least not completely destroy something or openly tell anybody I sent you there. See why I didn't say who I was on the site?
On top of this, I'm getting 3 major responses to my request for advice:
-Keep talking to her and have sex with her
-Leave her
-Burn her/Excorsize her/ whatever to her
Look. I'm not going to do horrible things to her. I think I just might keep my distance, we haven't talked as much since summer vacation up here lasts until September. Maybe I can just stay away from her for a while, and if she approaches me I'll be really unrespionsive and send her a vibe of "I don't want to talk to you any more."
Also you're a dick if you think somebody who likes Anime as well as Furries deserves to be burned solely because of that.
Fuck her
[QUOTE=iikjA;24487288]Maybe she likes you, but don't dare to admit it, since she's affraid of "losing" you as a friend...
FuhFuhFresh posted:
She's still my friend, I jsut don't understand why she treats me like her boyfriend when she HAS a boyfriend to treat like that.[/QUOTE]
Jesus christ go learn some decent grammar then come back, I could barely understand a word of your last post.
is she fat/ugly
also this is going to turn into busybeingbrutal raid 2.0
[QUOTE=GhostG45;24482625]You should just start your own advice service, that way you know the people coming to you are at least reading your posts. Well, most of the time anyway.
"Dr. Mr. Afro Shark's Advice for a Better Life."[/QUOTE]
That's greatest idea ever! :byodood: Why I didn't I think out that?
[QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;24481904] and cunt boyfriend is [U]Stolen from some Anime[/U]. Have fun looking at terribly written backstories.[/QUOTE]
Excuse me but [I][B]what the hell[/B][/I]
Just ignore her?
Oh man.
1. Kelvar + trauma plate.... Ceramic type hard body armor even better.
2. Glock 17 with many spare magazines loaded with hollow points and those FUCKINGBITCHDIEDIEDIE 9x19mm ammunition.
3. Hand Grenade
4. Cyanide Capsule
Can never be too sure when concerning a cumsucking she-demon.
Good Luck!
FYI, OP, someone quoted your post so the links are still there.
Sure are a lot of new profiles on her web page.
I wonder who those people could possibly be?
[quote]upwards of 2000 posts in a few months[/quote]
uhh...
[editline]05:39PM[/editline]
v:v:v
Gee this looks interesting, let's nuke it.
[QUOTE=superdinoman;24490853]Sure are a lot of new profiles on her web page.
I wonder who those people could possibly be?[/QUOTE]
:iiam:
Also, some advice that is actually viable: simply explain to her that you need a break for a bit, but put it tactfully, i.e. go torture yourself for a bit (aka hang out with her), then tell her you just need a little time & space to yourself. Easy as that. Easier if she has her online communities to cry about it to.
Every girlfriend is insane, or eventually grows to be insane. And ex-girlfriends become super insane
time to go troll the site as the scoot
Here, be her boyfriend, get laid then dump her. Problem solved.
:smug:
[QUOTE=PivotDJ;24491103]time to go troll the site as the scoot[/QUOTE]
Whoever styled themselved as "ALMIGHTY DONGOLIA" has already destroyed it by posting stuff about vampires in every single thread.
Normally people would be on around now, but it's a wasteland.
[QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;24491092]And ex-girlfriends become super insane[/QUOTE]
This is horribly true, never ever stay friends with an ex ever.
