Drink bleach and ammonia and then light yourself on fire and jump off a building it took my acne away
Benzoyl Peroxide is very effective for me. It can be strong on sensitive skin and may cause your skin to peel. If you do decide to apply creams with it, small doses and slowly increase frequency.
Kill yourself. You can't have acne when you're dead! :eng101:
dont push so hard when taking a shit
youre pushing all the acne out of your skin
Rub semen into your skin.
It doesn't have to be yours.
I've heard having sex gets rid of the acne. I can't confirm though :(
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;25591592]Rub semen into your skin.
It doesn't have to be yours.[/QUOTE]
Does this really work?
[QUOTE=dengeL;25591475]Thats another thing- would drinking energy drinks an sodas increase acne?[/QUOTE]
Anything with an unhealthy amount of sugar can lead to acne.
[QUOTE=dengeL;25591617]Does this really work?[/QUOTE]
Are you THAT gullible? or are you trolling? No, semen is made up of Protein, some vitamins and reproduction cells. Nothing that would cure acne.
[b]How I Got Rid of My Acne:[/b]
- Stopped touching my face
- Kept my fingernails trimmed close (clipped every 3 days)
- Wash morning and night with a light facial scrub to remove oil and dirt
- Applied morning and night a 10% benzoyl peroxide cream (may reduce to once a day, makes your skin very dry)
- Shower every day (shampoo/conditioner every other day, wash hair only with water every other day)
- Drink a lot of water (this can range from 4-8 glasses a day)
- [i]Important:[/i] Sleep with a CLEAN towel over your pillow (alternately, use the shirt you're going to wear the next day)
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This reduced my acne to almost nothing within a month, whereas oral medications, Proactiv and all that bullshit didn't do anything.
Note: I had [i]very[/i] bad acne. This isn't a situation where i qq'd over a few pimples; this shit was bad. This simple method reduced it to nothing in a very short time.
[quote="OP"]Thats another thing- would drinking energy drinks an sodas increase acne?[/quote]
It depends on how your body reacts to it. I don't notice either an increase or decrease in pimples when I cut sodas and energy drinks from my diet. Then again, some people do. Just experiment and find out what works for you.
Use a lighter and watch them pop one by one
[QUOTE=dengeL;25591617]Does this really work?[/QUOTE]
Of course you moron, he has a degree in this sort of thing.
[QUOTE=RayDark;25591654]Of course you moron, he has a degree in this sort of thing.[/QUOTE]
I was just curious because ive heard crazy acne stories at my school, and that came up once.
[QUOTE=JonVX;25591619]Are you THAT gullible? or are you trolling? No, semen is made up of Protein, some vitamins and reproduction cells. Nothing that would cure acne.[/QUOTE]
Why do you think porn actresses have no spots?
[QUOTE=dengeL;25591731]I was just curious because ive heard crazy acne stories at my school, and that came up once.[/QUOTE]
Check my post at the end of Page 1 if you want a real answer. These guys are bullshitting you. It's amusing, but you need real information along with the jokes.
Dont put on a lot of make up(I doubt you do) and try and keep stress on the down low. Stress just makes acne 10 times worse. I used to be stressed all the time because I was depressed but as soon as I got my gf it went away. Just be happy
The reason you get acne is because your face naturally creates an oil that gives you acne. It's incredibly hard to get rid of and to do so you need expensive special soap crap (that's so overpriced you could just buy a new face after a few months) and you have to use it daily.
Instead of using that, every week, cook about 2 pounds of bacon, preferably more. Collect the fat. Clean your face [b]thoroughly using only water[/b] and rub in the bacon fat. Rub it in for around an hour so it mixes with all the natural oil on your skin. Leave it over night.
The next morning, wash your face, also with water to get off the bacon fat. What happens is the bacon fat mixes with the natural oil on your skin, making it really easy to get off.
Think of it like putting oven cleaner in your oven and leaving it for a few hours; it binds with the grease and crap in your oven, making a solution that's really easy to clean off.
I do this every sunday night and thursday night and my skin is very fair, although this is partially to do with the fact that I drink 2 litres of water a day.
[QUOTE=PN_Redux;25591791]Dont put on a lot of make up(I doubt you do) and try and keep stress on the down low. Stress just makes acne 10 times worse. I used to be stressed all the time because I was depressed but as soon as I got my gf it went away. Just be happy[/QUOTE]
This can be very true. If you supplement this with good hygiene, you're almost sure to see an improvement.
[QUOTE=JonVX;25591619]Anything with an unhealthy amount of sugar can lead to acne.
Are you THAT gullible? or are you trolling? No, semen is made up of Protein, some vitamins and reproduction cells. Nothing that would cure acne.[/QUOTE]
But it is good for your skin, it'd make it soft and healthy.
And you;d feel somewhat gay.
[editline]23rd October 2010[/editline]
Fucking semicolon key asfldjdskg
[QUOTE=thirty9th;25591775]Check my post at the end of Page 1 if you want a real answer. These guys are bullshitting you. It's amusing, but you need real information along with the jokes.[/QUOTE]
Okay, im just new to this site so its hard to distinguish anything.
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;25591242]punch yourself in the face really hard. If you are strong enough you will pop all of your zits.[/QUOTE]
And if you're masochistic enough you will pop a boner.
[QUOTE=PN_Redux;25591791]Dont put on a lot of make up(I doubt you do) and try and keep stress on the down low. Stress just makes acne 10 times worse. I used to be stressed all the time because I was depressed but as soon as I got my gf it went away. Just be happy[/QUOTE]
Im usually not very stressed, so i dont think thats my problem. Would having a lot of hair cause it?
[QUOTE=dengeL;25591206]Okay, first off, Hello Facepunch! I recently acquired a Gmod and ive been using this forum since a good friend of mine told me about it.
Alright, so my problem is that since the colder weather has been hitting, my face has begun to get acne again. I currently take Minocycline, an oral med thats supposed to keep it under control, but the dryness has proved too intense. When i try to put moistureizers, they actually make my face worse because i have sensitive skin. Does anymore know something that helps?[/QUOTE]
I've found that drinking Alcohol and eating Chocolate makes my face breakout.
[QUOTE=Goshoha;25591235]put a towel on your pillow before you sleep[/QUOTE]
This helps a lot, actually. Except I use clean t-shirts I wear when I'm home so I just take a clean shirt, lay it down on my pillow, then sleep. Next day I flip the shirt over and sleep on that. The next day when I get out of the shower I use that same shirt to just wear around the house. Repeat. I haven't broken out in nearly two weeks.
Also avoid touching your face with your open palms, if you wanna scratch an itch use the backside of your hand or knuckles.
[QUOTE=dengeL;25591857]Im usually not very stressed, so i dont think thats my problem. Would having a lot of hair cause it?[/QUOTE]
Definitely. That stuff attracts dirt like you wouldn't believe.
Got to a barber shop or a hair salon, and have them cut it down to about an inch on top, and half an inch on the sides.
You want to maintain roughly that length, so go back every few months.
[QUOTE=PN_Redux;25591791]Dont put on a lot of make up(I doubt you do) and try and keep stress on the down low. Stress just makes acne 10 times worse. I used to be stressed all the time because I was depressed but as soon as I got my gf it went away. Just be happy[/QUOTE]
What the fuck? What man puts on make up?
[QUOTE=dengeL;25591857]Im usually not very stressed, so i dont think thats my problem. Would having a lot of hair cause it?[/QUOTE]
Well as long as you wash it you should be fine. I mean you dont want your hair to become super greasy and look all disgusting
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25592132]Definitely. That stuff attracts dirt like you wouldn't believe.
Got to a barber shop or a hair salon, and have them cut it down to about an inch on top, and half an inch on the sides.[/QUOTE]
Thats good then, im heading to the barber's today. I guess with that and the towel, i may start seeing a difference.
[QUOTE=Bllasae;25592138]What the fuck? What man puts on make up?[/QUOTE]
There have been many, many men who have. Clowns.
[QUOTE=PN_Redux;25592147]Well as long as you wash it you should be fine. I mean you dont want your hair to become super greasy and look all disgusting[/QUOTE]
That shouldnt be a problem seeing i wash it twice a day.
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