• Grand Theft Auto 5 REVIEW! Adam Sessler Reviews
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[QUOTE=_Maverick_;42214864]Do these reveiws have spoilers? I really want to click them, but at the same time i really don't[/QUOTE] no, trust me, im a fairy dont you believe in fairies?
Just read the Escapist review. What a load of shit was that, do they even know what GTA is about. :v:
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;42214864]Do these reveiws have spoilers? I really want to click them, but at the same time i really don't[/QUOTE]Don't watch the GameTrailers review
[QUOTE=darth-veger;42215001]Just read the Escapist review. What a load of shit was that, do they even know what GTA is about. :v:[/QUOTE] Could just be clickbaiting.
I finished the campaign last night, I want more. I can't wait for Grand Theft Auto Online to go live
[url]http://www.polygon.com/2013/9/16/4720458/gta-5-review-grand-theft-auto[/url] [video=youtube;h31mGESpn4E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h31mGESpn4E[/video] Example of a very well done review. Points out the misogyny but does not lower the score because of it, because they know it is a GTA V game. They understand that they can call it a game that is obsessed with masculinity without implying it is a bad game.
lol polygon is such a joke
but didn't they actually lower the score on dragon's crown because of their views of women?
depiction of crime is ok as long as there are strong independent female leads
When Adam said "A 5.......................... out of 5." at the end I had a major nostalgia attack back to when G4 had xplay and all the other shows actually related to video games
rockstar should make a expansion pack/episode dlc with a female lead equivalent to Trevor okay you got your strong female lead, problem solved.
[QUOTE=LtKyle2;42216007]rockstar should make a expansion pack/episode dlc with a female lead equivalent to Trevor okay you got your strong female lead, problem solved.[/QUOTE] But wait a minute, that would reinforce a stereotype that women are unintelligent species driven by emotions, man. Gotta be more subtle than that.
[QUOTE=LtKyle2;42216007]rockstar should make a expansion pack/episode dlc with a female lead equivalent to Trevor okay you got your strong female lead, problem solved.[/QUOTE] zombie dlc enough said
[QUOTE=autodesknoob;42216663]zombie dlc enough said[/QUOTE] The PC release will inevitably get a zombie mod, but a fully fledged zombie dlc would probably be better at setting the mood.
[QUOTE=Nasal_Spray;42214426]I give GTA V 0/10 because theres no flying cars.[/QUOTE] Well there's floating trees if that counts [IMG]http://puu.sh/4t7gb.jpg[/IMG]
Adam's review filled me with confidence. His mentioning that they fixed the driving was a huge relief. I very strongly disliked GTA IV and a huge part of that was the driving, which after 30 hours of play I was never able to get used to. (I never actually beat the game, either. GFWL ate my saves and I decided that I didn't want to deal with all that bullshit again in order to finish a story I was never that invested in to begin with.) This game is shaping up to be worth my while. I was on the fence before because I saw how much I loathed GTA IV yet how much I adored RDR and I wasn't sure which way it would break this time. I'll probably be picking this up for PC, this review sold me.
I'm praying to god almighty they port it well.
when's the pc getting it?
[QUOTE=wanksta11;42218818]when's the pc getting it?[/QUOTE] Probably some time in 2014
[QUOTE=Marden;42218261]I'm praying to god almighty they port it well.[/QUOTE] Odds are, after the quality of the Max Payne 3 PC version, Rockstar knows how to do their ports. And if they're porting it to the PS4 as well, something tells me the two ports will be linked overall.
[QUOTE=RikohZX;42219186]Odds are, after the quality of the Max Payne 3 PC version, Rockstar knows how to do their ports. And if they're porting it to the PS4 as well, something tells me the two ports will be linked overall.[/QUOTE] I still think Rockstar made a pact with the Dark Gods to make Max Payne 3 look and run as well as it did. Even on my dated system I could play it at 40 FPS minimum on medium settings.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;42217895]Adam's review filled me with confidence. His mentioning that they fixed the driving was a huge relief. I very strongly disliked GTA IV and a huge part of that was the driving, which after 30 hours of play I was never able to get used to. (I never actually beat the game, either. GFWL ate my saves and I decided that I didn't want to deal with all that bullshit again in order to finish a story I was never that invested in to begin with.) This game is shaping up to be worth my while. I was on the fence before because I saw how much I loathed GTA IV yet how much I adored RDR and I wasn't sure which way it would break this time. I'll probably be picking this up for PC, this review sold me.[/QUOTE] I liked the driving, except when I tried to drift around corners and I couldn't accelerate out of them. Leaving your car stopped in the middle of the road.
It's incredible that the biggest problem this game has is that the entire game is so mindblowingly entertaining and amazing that fucking bank heists aren't the most interesting part of it. Hopefully they will do some sort of Remastered Edition for next-gen consoles and PCs that have better graphics and such, not that I care since the game looks on-par and better in places than GTA4 while also managing to cram 5x the amount of stuff into any given area. Also dogs.
[QUOTE=Marden;42218261]I'm praying to god almighty they port it well.[/QUOTE] Max Payne 3 was ported very well so i'm confident GTA V will be just as good if not better in terms of optimization and such
[QUOTE=Pandamox;42222125]Max Payne 3 was ported very well so i'm confident GTA V will be just as good if not better in terms of optimization and such[/QUOTE] MP3 was not an open world game.
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;42224665]MP3 was not an open world game.[/QUOTE] gta v is running on shit hardware pretty sure they will do a good job
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