• How would I take over the UK?
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Ask the Swedes for tips, they seem pretty knowledgable on the matter.
Actually while bored me and my friends have discussed this. We would somehow get the ethnic groups of Birmingham onto our side and overwhelm the authorities in the city using the huge amount of guns stored by said ethnic groups. Then utilising the manufacturing power of the region as a negotiation tool we will promise China use of the region for their own purposes, hopefully gaining weapons, supplies etc in the process as well as extra pressure put on the government. We thought this was a pretty good idea until we realised after the war china would be all up in our shit staking claims towards land they conquered so we thought you know what fuck it.
lol at the butthurt brits.
[QUOTE=Uzi-Face;17587840]lol at the butthurt brits.[/QUOTE] You like it when we stereotype america or wherever your from?
big booms
[QUOTE=Goatham;17584270]Destroy the tea supply [editline]04:57PM[/editline] Or force them to go to a dentist[/QUOTE] funny you say that on a english forum only in america [url]http://pictures.howbits.com/wp-content/uploads/24-hours-fitness.jpg[/url]
I love how the brits are whining at the first reply, when they do the exact same thing see above poster whining
[QUOTE=Goatham;17584270]Destroy the tea supply [editline]04:57PM[/editline] Or force them to go to a dentist[/QUOTE] Jesus guys brighten up, i'm british but i'm not a sensitive twat.
[QUOTE=Goatham;17584270]Destroy the tea supply [editline]04:57PM[/editline] Or force them to go to a dentist[/QUOTE] If we wanted to take over the US we'd destroy Mcdonalds and every burger van you've got.
Shut up you brits you make fun of us enough. Off Topic: Someone (from UK) called me a cheeseburger on TF2.
[QUOTE=Goatham;17584270]Destroy the tea supply [editline]04:57PM[/editline] Or force them to go to a dentist[/QUOTE] Destroying the tea supply, fair enough But the teeth jokes are getting fucking annoying now.
Well, considering the size of the U.K., you'd most likely die alone, unless you've recently bought a nuclear weapon. It's not really worth the time it'd take.
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;17588031]You like it when we stereotype america or wherever your from?[/QUOTE] Learn to take a joke. If it makes you feel better Americans are fat and dumb, there, happy?
[QUOTE=Goatham;17584270]Destroy the tea supply [editline]04:57PM[/editline] Or force them to go to a dentist[/QUOTE] Thats an english stereotype, not for the whole of the UK, the entire UK doesn't consist of just england, i hate when people say that :( If england does something good its "gg england" If scotland does something good its "gg britain"
[QUOTE=Goatham;17584270]Destroy the tea supply [editline]04:57PM[/editline] Or force them to go to a dentist[/QUOTE] hit the nail
[QUOTE=The mouse;17584284]Fuck you[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=KillerSlash;17584314]your a fucking pathetic piece of rumpy aren't you?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=JesifY;17584315]Hurray for stereotyping. -.-[/QUOTE] Oh wow, you guys can make fun of Americans all you want, like making fun of 9/11, saying all Americans are fat and stupid, which is a stereotype (I'm looking at you, JesifY), but one guy says something about tea and teeth and it a huge shitstorm like that happens. :colbert:
Well just shows that their are ignorant people on both sides of the pond. Rise above it.
[QUOTE=Darkhorse01;17590484]Well just shows that their are ignorant people on both sides of the pond. Rise above it.[/QUOTE] i think theres an ocean between us not a pond.
Join a majority political party and work your way up the ranks to party leader Easiest, most stable method [QUOTE=ninjaiwk;17586608]Make a rally and use Nazi like tactics to the Scots. Then you can go ahead and use brainwashing speech techniques to trick them into helping you and disclaim you communism. Get a Hit-man to kill all the people against your way. Avoid the U.N at all costs you should do this when their is a war and the U.N is distracted. Win the support of your people and become dictator idk and kill the U.N since their already distracted. Nutcup with various places Like iran and Russia also china and share the USA Hate. Their you go make sure you don't die and pick a robot leader to rule for you after you die :).[/QUOTE] SNP have already taken the popular vote away from the major parties
[QUOTE=The mouse;17584284]Fuck you[/QUOTE] Call us fat, but the minute we say one thing about you, you get your panties all bunched up.
Build a Deathstar, hold the world ransom.
Bomb U.S cities with planes flying the British Flag. The U.S will annex U.K for you.
[QUOTE=PopLot;17592348]Bomb U.S cities with planes flying the British Flag. The U.S will annex U.K for you.[/QUOTE] Wait, what? :psyduck:
[QUOTE=The DooD;17584262]This is obviously purely hypothetical, but as a British person I some times wonder how I would go about taking over the UK. I did initially mean by force, but if you haeve suggestions of how to do it politically post them also.[/QUOTE] Why the hell would you want to take over the UK? It's a cesspool of decay and corruption.
[QUOTE=Goatham;17584270]Destroy the tea supply [editline]04:57PM[/editline] Or force them to go to a dentist [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Greeman))[/highlight][/QUOTE] I don't think this really qualifies as trolling...more like a bit of sarcasm...
launch nukes at both ice caps
[QUOTE=xGoodApollox;17595187]I don't think this really qualifies as trolling...more like a bit of sarcasm...[/QUOTE] I know, but then again that kind of shit always ends up with heated Britain vs America debates and pleanty of butthurt.
[QUOTE=Zackin5;17587053]Can I have Australia?[/QUOTE] No, its my hunk of dirt get your own.Ya hotdog eatin drongo.
1. Join the BNP. 2. Become Supreme Overlord of the BNP. 3. Sperad propaganda designed to make people think that enslaving the entire country is the only way to keep immigrants, black people, and whatever else people in the UK are "afraid" of out. 4. Overthrow the Prime Minister! 5. Declare yourself Prime Minister!!
[QUOTE=Doug52392;17598614]1. Join the BNP. 2. Become Supreme Overlord of the BNP. 3. Sperad propaganda designed to make people think that enslaving the entire country is the only way to keep immigrants, black people, and whatever else people in the UK are "afraid" of out. 4. Overthrow the King 5. Declare yourself King![/QUOTE] We don't have a King to overthrow..
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