• How would I take over the UK?
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[QUOTE=Bad)-(and;17598656]We don't have a King to overthrow..[/QUOTE]I thought the UK had a king... Then overthrow the Prime Minister.
They DO have a queen but no king.
[QUOTE=Doug52392;17598732]I thought the UK had a king... Then overthrow the Prime Minister.[/QUOTE] We have a Queen.
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;17594503]Why the hell would you want to take over the UK? It's a cesspool of decay and corruption.[/QUOTE] Exactly and being a British citizen, I want to change that. Or if not change it, use the population to fund the colonization of Mars. Then when we get there I will be overlord of Mars. We will develop our technologies and after a hundred or so years, we will come back and take over Earth (:zerg:) and offer the chance for relocation on Mars. Then begins the trip into other solar systems :mmmsmug: We will also combine our technologies, as there will no doubt be wars on Mars too, resulting in even more technological advancements as there would be no moralist bullshit like the PETA and cock suckers like that. They would be outlawed and met with aggressive beatings. I can't believe the original post got rated dumb so much, like it was an obvious question that hardly needed thinking about. I didn't realise so many people on Facepunch were super minded tacticians with armies of mercenaries at their disposal.
[QUOTE=Doug52392;17598732]I thought the UK had a king... Then overthrow the Prime Minister.[/QUOTE] :wtc: How can you even...... :downs:
My FREE healthcare ensures I get excellent dental cover, thank you.
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[QUOTE=luke7dude;17600603][img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1H-ny1S9pRs/SUFJ7uf4mlI/AAAAAAAAAIU/grTefNskxTI/s400/hitler-picahu.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] incredibly relevant post n1 m8
Neutron bombs. they can erradicate all life without damaging buildings, or making the terrain un-livable.
I don't want to kill everyone, I want to [b]rule[/b] everyone.
[QUOTE=Uzi-Face;17589820]Learn to take a joke. If it makes you feel better Americans are fat and dumb, there, happy?[/QUOTE] Yeah, and Denmark is great in bed- oh wait.
[QUOTE=Goatham;17584270]Destroy the tea supply [editline]04:57PM[/editline] Or force them to go to a dentist [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Greeman))[/highlight][/QUOTE] I love how this is bannable, but someone calling an American fat isn't.
Convert to Islam
[QUOTE=kaneangel2012;17586922]can i have wales :3[/QUOTE] we won't submit to you, our celtic `I rather die` will come out. [editline]07:01PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Cloak Raider;17587567]You have some crazy ideas about what British people eat. Taking Top Gear off the air would do some damage.[/QUOTE] Thats the only stereotype I agree with.
everyone enjoys taking the piss out of americans - that is the difference about taking the piss out of british
[QUOTE=Neo1607;17590249]Thats an english stereotype, not for the whole of the UK, the entire UK doesn't consist of just england, i hate when people say that :( If england does something good its "gg england" If scotland does something good its "gg britain"[/QUOTE] So fucking true, and it pisses me off too.
You Just Don't or you turn into germay again and die again
Taking over the UK 101: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkyAv4SYnxE&feature=related[/media] (Skip to 0.50 or so)
[QUOTE=Mister B;17590372]Oh wow, you guys can make fun of Americans all you want, like making fun of 9/11, saying all Americans are fat and stupid, which is a stereotype (I'm looking at you, JesifY), but one guy says something about tea and teeth and it a huge shitstorm like that happens. :colbert:[/QUOTE] Making fun of 9/11 is like laughing at drowning puppies. We have sympathy. The Moderators are here to get rid of those. They are trolls, not people. And besides, our dental IS FREE BITCHES
Martians. it'll work for a month then they'll get a cold and bugger off.
I give up, I was going to spare you guys but now I'm having second thoughts, you better hope I fail. Nah I wouldn't that, just stay inside.
[QUOTE=JesifY;17584315]Hurray for stereotyping. -.-[/QUOTE] Can't anybody tell it was a joke? I gotta wonder about the average age range on this forum.
America cannot really say much about the UK, after all, their confederacy wouldn't eve exist.
Bring over a Nazi Army. Eat their crumpets.
[QUOTE=Neo1607;17590249]Thats an english stereotype, not for the whole of the UK, the entire UK doesn't consist of just england, i hate when people say that :( If england does something good its "gg england" If scotland does something good its "gg britain"[/QUOTE] That annoys me so much, it's the other way around for bad things too. If England does something bad it's "oh well Britain" If Scotland does something bad it's "Scotland sucks" Something like that.
[QUOTE=KillerSlash;17584314]your a fucking pathetic piece of rumpy aren't you? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - compwhizii))[/highlight][/QUOTE] I love how everyone gets away with calling americans fat hicks, but this gets people angry.
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Kill all the page 3 girls. Male population taken care of.
[QUOTE=Looroll;17643292]Kill all the page 3 girls. Male population taken care of.[/QUOTE] Haha, quite the opposite my good fellow, a majority of the male population are quite sophisticated and care not to look at such crude images presented on the third page of the The Sun.
Oh sorry, just the male population of Essex taken care of. Not that you'd want to take over Essex anyway. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4r_a5adehs[/url]
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