• England
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[QUOTE=David29;24050982]Heh. You're still at it.[/QUOTE] So are you.
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;24020481]:colbert: Nothing wrong with British food.[/QUOTE] Remember: we call fries chips and put gravy on them (tasty!) Also cod is for cats, eat haddock.
[QUOTE=David29;24050982]Heh. You're still at it.[/QUOTE] you're all fucking morons. Just forget about it. It's a ridiculous fucking argument.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24051115]you're all fucking morons. Just forget about it. It's a ridiculous fucking argument.[/QUOTE] Oh I agree. It's still fucking funny to laugh at him though.
Where 'bouts you movin mate? If you've already said, sorry, I just can't be fucked trawling through 8 pages :v: If it's anywhere near Oxford I'll take you out and get you very fucking drunk one night to welcome you to England
Last time I went to England I met four boys that came from Liverpool. We decided to all split a hotel room where we wrote some music together. We got a hold of some great weed and wrote a couple hundred songs. The guitarists couldn't play for shit, but I taught them all I knew. It was a magical night filled with walruses and some chick named Lucy and I'm pretty sure theat the room service attendant's name was Jude, who the fuck knows. Next thing I know I find myself in an alleyway, covered in urine with my wallet and the book full of the songs we wrote gone. Fucking Beatles...
[QUOTE=bravehat;24040432] ALSO AVOID PARK HEAD AND IBROX LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE![/QUOTE] parkhead as well!
[QUOTE=Snail562;24047254]Really? That is one of your reasons? Not to sound ignorant but suck it up you pussy. It was a disaster, but you're honestly leaving your country because a [i]company[/i] spilled oil and the government couldn't pick it up immediately because they aren't super men. Pick a better reason, such as how we are turning into a socialist country...[/QUOTE] As of august its been 103 days, I've sick and tired of Fox shitting and crying about it too. [editline]07:12AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Spawndex;24051386]Where 'bouts you movin mate? If you've already said, sorry, I just can't be fucked trawling through 8 pages :v: If it's anywhere near Oxford I'll take you out and get you very fucking drunk one night to welcome you to England[/QUOTE] Cambridge, I could travel to oxford for you :buddy: [editline]07:13AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;24051020]Remember: we call fries chips and put gravy on them (tasty!) Also cod is for cats, eat haddock.[/QUOTE] I put gravy on my fries too. Got the idea from DQ, its good :smile:
[QUOTE=Autumn;24041625]i don't understand all the hating on british food. sure, we're no italy or india... but our stuff's not that bad! certainly not compared to the US or, i don't know, holland? we have fish and chips, all sorts of pies, roast dinners with yorkshire puddings, fruit crumble, all manner of cakes and biscuits. so really, what is it people don't like about british food? [/QUOTE] You sounds like a fucking hobbit straight out of a Tolkien book, congratulations. I am not hating, it's just an observation.
[QUOTE=itsDivine;24020252]I'm moving to england from the United States, now now, I love the U.S.A and am proud to be an American, but I'm sick of the government and the oil spill and all that shit. Does anyone have some benefits to moving to the U.K? [besides Facepunch Camp-Out 2011][/QUOTE] Obviously you don't love the USA or you wouldn't be moving away. Herp derp. EDIT: I'm sure it has already been mentioned, but BP is a British company.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24045999]got to love your ridiculous generalizations. Where you just so happen to live =/= all of scotland [editline]11:37PM[/editline] Also, you're 13? that explains it.[/QUOTE] I'm not thirteen you idiot, I said I have lived here for 13 years. I was living in England before I moved here of course. Also I live just North of Inverness.
Internet isn't brilliant/it's shit. Buy a house near a telephone exchange so you don't have to pay for fibre (which is overpriced since the company got themselves into about £5bil debt). [editline]01:49PM[/editline] And yeah if you want decent TV get Sky. Virgin's is mostly an afterthought for people who are only interested in a service if they can get everything else packaged together phone/internet/TV.
[QUOTE=GunFox;24056957] EDIT: I'm sure it has already been mentioned, but BP is a British company.[/QUOTE] Yup, and you're late. Anyway, if OP wants to move to another country then good, it's his choice. I'm thinking about leaving the USA too and moving to Germany or France. It's not that I don't like America, it's just I don't like 90% of the people in it. I hate living in one area for a long time anyway. I think that when people live in one area all their life it causes them to be ignorant and less understanding of others' culture. I've lived in Ohio, Texas, Maryland, Tennessee, Georgia, Hawaii, Colorado and Germany. I loved moving a lot as a kid. Seeing another place is 1000x better than just hearing about it or reading about it. I've learned that anyone who claims their country, town, or continent as the best place in the world, is an ignorant moron. I think it would better the OP if he moved.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;24045758]I would move to England definitely, Scotland is full of racists and discriminative people who when they hear a different accent will look at you weirdly. If you get threatened by someone in Scotland, take the bastard outside they are all talk up here, everyone I know has never had a fight in their life and have admitted they are all talk as well. In England we get shit done, we have more than 100 troops (No danger from commies), we have many theme parks, cheap booze and fresh fish and chips. Nothing like the shitty fish and chips in Scotland, it's all been frozen for about 3 years before they serve it. Moving to Scotland is the number 1 regret in my life, I have been put under so much pressure to not sound/act English and to use their words, pretend I am not in love with my country and it's history because if I didn't I would be an outcast and would never be appreciated by any of the people up here. The second I have the chance to get out of here and live a [b]normal[/b] life the better, sometimes I wish we just slaughtered all of the Scottish when we had the chance because they have had this gigantic chip on their shoulder ever since. Not trolling or anything but for 13 years of my life I have been treated by shit by the Scottish it is really the worst place to live in the world, I would rather live in PRK than here. I have said my piece.[/QUOTE] I'm gonna make a broad assumption here, but I'm guessing most of your family are anti-Scottish too, yeah? Where exactly in Scotland do you live. I live in West Scotland, generally regarded as the asshole of Scotland (Although, I live at the highlands, so I'm not around the major cities). There are plenty of English here. I have [I]never[/I] heard any anti-English, derogatory comments, here. My Mum works for Strathclyde police, and I have never heard her coming home talking about anti-English violence. Yes. You get the banter between the Scots and the English when it comes to football, but that's all just a bit of fun. Next time, get your head out of your ass, and don't generalize an entire country off of a minority of people. It's people like you that make so many favour an independent Scotland.
[QUOTE=Instant Mix;24020791]come to south eastern scotland , good scenery without the fucked up communities of the west.[/QUOTE] This. Kent, Sussex, London its all good. Just watch what you say to some people because most of them will get their horde of 80 "friends" to chase and kick the shit out of you.
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;24046054]Fuck off. See why we don't like the English? You're a good example of why. Do us all a favour and leave our country. We're better off without you.[/QUOTE] he was just whinging because people have been dicks to him. he never said he's been on the offence when it comes to people being nasty to him, and this kind of retort is exactly what he's talking about. i've spent summer living in oban (west coast) and aside from 2 people (in a total work group of maybe 20) all the scottish people working there are racist against the english, very racist against the polish and a lot of other people. sure, there are plenty of scots who aren't racist, but the type of people who are deliberately going to make trouble with non-scots (i.e. neds and generally nasty bastards) are probably going to be somewhat racist too, not helping the situation. [QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;24056392]You sounds like a fucking hobbit straight out of a Tolkien book, congratulations. I am not hating, it's just an observation.[/QUOTE] uhh... what? [editline]04:21PM[/editline] also lenni, give it up. you're wrong, you've been proved wrong by many people and yet you stay lurking in this thread just to "lol at people who think they've won the argument".
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England is a dump and 90% of the population is mentally retarded. Anybody that wants to migrate to England is looking at SUN4YOU advertisements or something, it isn't a nice place to live at all.
[QUOTE=AngryChairR;24061375]England is a dump and 90% of the population is mentally retarded. Anybody that wants to migrate to England is looking at SUN4YOU advertisements or something, it isn't a nice place to live at all.[/QUOTE] You must of obviously been in Newcastle or Bristol. Those aren't the best areas to be in.
[QUOTE=AngryChairR;24061375]England is a dump and 90% of the population is mentally retarded. Anybody that wants to migrate to England is looking at SUN4YOU advertisements or something, it isn't a nice place to live at all.[/QUOTE] SUN4YOU went bust a few days ago.
[QUOTE=pieman;24061405]You must of obviously been in Newcastle or Bristol. Those aren't the best areas to be in.[/QUOTE] I live in the East Midlands; in a village so where I am isn't that bad but it doesn't take a 10minute drive to see a bunch of spastic kids running around on a 30cc bike with a stella artois.
[QUOTE=Bad)-(and;24059234]I'm gonna make a broad assumption here, but I'm guessing most of your family are anti-Scottish too, yeah? Where exactly in Scotland do you live. I live in West Scotland, generally regarded as the asshole of Scotland (Although, I live at the highlands, so I'm not around the major cities). There are plenty of English here. I have [I]never[/I] heard any anti-English, derogatory comments, here. My Mum works for Strathclyde police, and I have never heard her coming home talking about anti-English violence. Yes. You get the banter between the Scots and the English when it comes to football, but that's all just a bit of fun. Next time, get your head out of your ass, and don't generalize an entire country off of a minority of people. It's people like you that make so many favour an independent Scotland.[/QUOTE] So, to summarise, he isn't allowed to complain about the fact that he has had bad experiences with the Scottish? I could understand if he was mouthing off about the Scottish without ever having visited the place, but I think after 13 years of living there and having had to put up with abuse from them he has a right to say something. While I admit that the English are far from perfect and have their own share of dicks, the Scottish piss me off because there are so many (like you) who act like they are always being victimised. Get your head out of your arse and stop acting like you can't do any wrong.
[QUOTE=Bad)-(and;24059234]I'm gonna make a broad assumption here, but I'm guessing most of your family are anti-Scottish too, yeah? Where exactly in Scotland do you live. I live in West Scotland, generally regarded as the asshole of Scotland (Although, I live at the highlands, so I'm not around the major cities). There are plenty of English here. I have [I]never[/I] heard any anti-English, derogatory comments, here. My Mum works for Strathclyde police, and I have never heard her coming home talking about anti-English violence. Yes. You get the banter between the Scots and the English when it comes to football, but that's all just a bit of fun. Next time, get your head out of your ass, and don't generalize an entire country off of a minority of people. It's people like you that make so many favour an independent Scotland.[/QUOTE] Me and my family have never been anti-Scottish but every Scottish person I have met do not like the English. They always try to make us like the smaller race when we were the largest kingdom in the British Isles. I live in the East part of Scotland near Inverness and as I have a motorbike I travel a lot, this is how I know so many Scots do not like the English. The whole banter of the football is not an issue, Scotland has always been shitty at football and England used to have the champion team of Europe and at one point the world (yes a long time ago but still). I wish Scotland did go independent because you would realise how much you need the English to sustain your economy, the oil we supposedly "steal" is not yours at all, it belongs to major oil companies like BP (British), Total (French), Aker Kværner (Norway/Russian and branch of Total) and Shell which is a worldwide company. Scotland sucks a lot of English peoples tax money to keep going you know that right? But this has sort of derailed the thread so let us not discuss this any more.
[QUOTE=AngryChairR;24061375]England is a dump and 90% of the population is mentally retarded. Anybody that wants to migrate to England is looking at SUN4YOU advertisements or something, it isn't a nice place to live at all.[/QUOTE] Ignore the troll, do not feed it.
[QUOTE=-Method;24062270]Ignore the troll, do not feed it.[/QUOTE] How am I a troll for telling people how it really is? Do you know what a troll is? Get back to runescape. :/
[QUOTE=David29;24061467]So, to summarise, he isn't allowed to complain about the fact that he has had bad experiences with the Scottish? I could understand if he was mouthing off about the Scottish without ever having visited the place, but I think after 13 years of living there and having had to put up with abuse from them he has a right to say something. While I admit that the English are far from perfect and have their own share of dicks, the Scottish piss me off because there are so many (like you) who act like they are always being victimised. Get your head out of your arse and stop acting like you can't do any wrong.[/QUOTE] Did I say he can't complain? No. But him judging an entire country of people. 5 million people. Based on the actions of a minority is just as bad as the abuse he went through. I'm Scottish. I have absolutely nothing against the English. Yet, because I'm Scottish, in his eyes, I'm a foul-mouthed Anglophobe? Our countries are supposed to a union, but it's people like him (And those who've verbally abused him, I'm not trying to suggest they're any better), that make you question the point in us being unified at all. I mean, Christ. I've visited England dozens of times. I have family near Watford. Near enough every time I've been down, I've experience some sort of abuse. I've even been refused service at one point. But I don't go around wishing the country would die. I understand that these actions are of a minority, and that the majority of people were and are pleasant people. I think it's time you do too. And I would say that him wishing all Scots had been slaughtered is just a step too far. How would you react if I told you I wished your entire country was dead? But anyway, I'm done. I'm not going to argue with him anymore. I'd rather not have to listen to a bigot.
[QUOTE=David29;24061467]So, to summarise, he isn't allowed to complain about the fact that he has had bad experiences with the Scottish? I could understand if he was mouthing off about the Scottish without ever having visited the place, but I think after 13 years of living there and having had to put up with abuse from them he has a right to say something. While I admit that the English are far from perfect and have their own share of dicks, the Scottish piss me off because there are so many (like you) who act like they are always being victimised. Get your head out of your arse and stop acting like you can't do any wrong.[/QUOTE] Did you even read the guys comments? He said that he hopes all scots fucking die because of his own, sheltered personal experience.
[QUOTE=AngryChairR;24062379]How am I a troll for telling people how it really is? Do you know what a troll is? Get back to runescape. :/[/QUOTE] Because that's a lie. I live in Surrey which has its fair share of twats but it's still no where near a dump by any means and most of the houses here are actually looked after.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;24062110]Me and my family have never been anti-Scottish but every Scottish person I have met do not like the English. They always try to make us like the smaller race when we were the largest kingdom in the British Isles. I live in the East part of Scotland near Inverness and as I have a motorbike I travel a lot, this is how I know so many Scots do not like the English. The whole banter of the football is not an issue, Scotland has always been shitty at football and England used to have the champion team of Europe and at one point the world (yes a long time ago but still). I wish Scotland did go independent because you would realise how much you need the English to sustain your economy, the oil we supposedly "steal" is not yours at all, it belongs to major oil companies like BP (British), Total (French), Aker Kværner (Norway/Russian and branch of Total) and Shell which is a worldwide company. Scotland sucks a lot of English peoples tax money to keep going you know that right? But this has sort of derailed the thread so let us not discuss this any more.[/QUOTE] Sure man, whatever you say. [editline]05:38PM[/editline] [QUOTE=AngryChairR;24061375]England is a dump and 90% of the population is mentally retarded. Anybody that wants to migrate to England is looking at SUN4YOU advertisements or something, it isn't a nice place to live at all.[/QUOTE] England has it's fair share of retards like every other country. Grow the fuck up.
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