You must try some of our beer. The rumor that we drink it warm is a lie, its best drunk at room temp, or slightly chilled.
Also, we have the best chocolate in the world after belgium.
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;24021627]Also, we [b]had[/b] the best chocolate in the world after belgium.[/QUOTE]
Fixed. RIP Cadbury.
Also, try our cider. It's awesome.
Sweden is better, England is full of neandersheeple, too much exposure drains all your money and your metamorphosis to sheep begins, in a few days your put on a truck and taken to wales where you live your life as a sheep.
be sure to try buckfast tonic wine while you are at it
Whatever you do, don't go to a major city unless you're sure you can take on a group of about 20 - 25 drunk guys.
[QUOTE=Murkrow;24020770]VAT included[/QUOTE]
Of my god fucking this
This was so damn annoying when I was in the States
[QUOTE=TheForeigner;24021787]Sweden is better, England is full of neandersheeple, too much exposure drains all your money and your metamorphosis to sheep begins, in a few days your put on a truck and taken to wales where you live your life as a sheep.[/QUOTE]
And get anally assaulted by a welshman
[QUOTE=David29;24021734]Fixed. RIP Cadbury.
Also, try our cider. It's awesome.[/QUOTE]
York still produces all of the nation's Kitkats
And I don't live far from the factory so I get the sweet smell of chocolate on a night if the wind is blowing right
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;24021837]Whatever you do, don't go to a major city unless you're sure you can take on a group of about 20 - 25 drunk guys.[/QUOTE]
That's a bit unfair. Some of them (like London) are pretty awesome. Some of them suck, and, of course, all of them have no-go areas (unless you want to get intimate with a knife).
That's a point, actually. Knife crime in the UK is what gun crime is in the USA.
[QUOTE=Mobzor;24021876]And get anally assaulted by a welshman[/QUOTE]
I resent that.
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;24021889]York still produces all of the nation's Kitkats
And I don't live far from the factory so I get the sweet smell of chocolate on a night if the wind is blowing right[/QUOTE]
Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
[QUOTE=James*;24021142]you've posted similar shit to this before
just stop[/QUOTE]
Of course I have posted same stuff about Britain before it's still the same backwards island it has always been.
[QUOTE=Timenova;24020384]It has a different atmosphere. Its quite peaceful here, especially in the countryside.
But more importantly, everything is local. One of my American friends told me of how it takes a long time to reach most major shopping areas in the USA. While most stuff in England is pretty close and local, so you don't have to go far to get what you need.
The south areas near the coast are probably the nicest.[/QUOTE]
There's a Walmart around every corner where I live.
[QUOTE=Leg of Doom;24021921]Of course I have posted same stuff about Britain before it's still the same backwards island it has always been.[/QUOTE]
:frog:
Hello.
If you're going to drink cider, drink Bulmers, it's better than magners and strongbow.
[QUOTE=Timenova;24020384]The south areas near the coast are probably the nicest.[/QUOTE]
This, I'm near Bournemouth and the Bournemouth Coast (including Weymouth & Sandbanks) is extremely awesome (same goes for the New Forest). Expensive property prices when you get closer to the coast however, get something a couple of miles inland.
Also, prepare to get utterly ripped-off with broadband access
[QUOTE=Barnhouse;24022026]If you're going to drink cider, drink Bulmers, it's better than magners and strongbow.[/QUOTE]
Agree, but also try Kopparberg, and Rekordalig. it tastes like heavenly apple-aid, and it'll get ye drunk.
Also, its possible swedish, but when you're getting drunk, who cares?
[QUOTE=Barnhouse;24022026]If you're going to drink cider, drink Bulmers, it's better than magners and strongbow.[/QUOTE]
Or you could, you know, actually drink cider rather than an apple flavoured alcopop (check the ingredients).
If you're anywhere in the south or southwest, you can usually get really good local ones. Failing that, Westons ciders are the best mass produced ones you're going to get (Old Rosie is lethal).
Live in plymouth, I want to go there for uni.
[QUOTE=Leg of Doom;24021921]Of course I have posted same stuff about Britain before it's still the same backwards island it has always been.[/QUOTE]
Question: how are we backwards? Furthermore, how have we 'always been' backwards when we managed to forge one of the biggest, if not the biggest, empires in the world and accomplished many great feats, like the fuelling of the industrial revolution? I am genuinely curious.
Unless you are just trolling.
[QUOTE=David29;24022397]Question: how are we backwards? Furthermore, how have we 'always been' backwards when we managed to forge one of the biggest, if not the biggest, empires in the world and accomplished many great feats, like the fuelling of the industrial revolution? I am genuinely curious.
Unless you are just trolling.[/QUOTE]
He be trollin'
OP should live here.
[QUOTE=David29;24022397]Question: how are we backwards? Furthermore, how have we 'always been' backwards when we managed to forge one of the biggest, if not the biggest, empires in the world and accomplished many great feats, like the fuelling of the industrial revolution? I am genuinely curious.
Unless you are just trolling.[/QUOTE]
legofdoom is a career troll
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;24024514]AYE YA FUCKING WEE YANKY WANKY BASTARD EYY! FUCKING STAY THERE OR I'LL FUCKING CHIB YE! YE GOT IT PAL?
Yeah expect this alot.[/QUOTE]
Not in most parts of England , maybe newcastle or something lol
[QUOTE=leach139;24022027]This, I'm near Bournemouth and the Bournemouth Coast (including Weymouth & Sandbanks) is extremely awesome (same goes for the New Forest). Expensive property prices when you get closer to the coast however, get something a couple of miles inland.
Also, prepare to get utterly ripped-off with broadband access[/QUOTE]
Already being ripped off.
[URL=http://www.speedtest.net][IMG]http://www.speedtest.net/result/892032170.png[/IMG][/URL]
[QUOTE=Metalcastr;24024465]The only thing you can eat in England is fish and chips. They have no other food.[/QUOTE]
We have Chinese Food, it was so popular in England that it's now sold in places as far as China.
[IMG]http://www.speedtest.net/result/912849032.png[/IMG]
I'm in london and I've got fibre optic.
Hence a great opportunity to show off my internet-speed-penis.
It's not telewest, It's actually virgin but some plugs are a bit wonky so it thinks it's my old provider.
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