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[QUOTE=Tea;24024898][IMG]http://www.speedtest.net/result/912849032.png[/IMG] I'm in london and I've got fibre optic. Hence a great opportunity to show off my internet-speed-penis. It's not telewest, It's actually virgin but some plugs are a bit wonky so it thinks it's my old provider.[/QUOTE] No, most ISP's own smaller ISP's and they subcontract areas to the smaller companies that are owned by Virgin.

You get to see less fat people and a lower drinking age.

[QUOTE=Bledrix;24025530]You get to see less fat people and a lower drinking age.[/QUOTE] Awesome.

You will lose weight.

[QUOTE=Barnhouse;24020495]Free healthcare, hooray! Everything isn't that far away, compared to America at least. Living in a city like London (where I live) is dirty, dangerous and far too expensive. The countryside is great if you can live without big easy shopping centres and such. I recommend living somewhere in the middle.[/QUOTE] I live in the country in Somerset. It's only 15 mins to a huge mall called Cribbs Causeway and 25 mins to bristol, so it's alreet.

[QUOTE=Passerby Silver;24020787]The healthcare is good and [B]tea is cheap.[/B][/QUOTE] This, how about that Earl Grey..

[QUOTE=meepugh;24029227]You will lose weight.[/QUOTE] Informative, already light at 120lbs.

[QUOTE=itsDivine;24020252 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting**************24020252******end_of_the_skype_highlighting]I'm moving to england from the United States, now now, I love the U.S.A and am proud to be an American, but I'm sick of the government and the oil spill and all that shit. Does anyone have some benefits to moving to the U.K? [besides Facepunch Camp-Out 2011][/QUOTE] America is Bankrupt U.K is not.

oh you brits with your chavs and your smog and your accents. although i'd rather live over there than in the middle of buttfuck nowhere in canada. don't ever live in a forest town with one general store 50 miles away from everything.

I like how the second someone makes a British joke, everyone quickly notices and gets offended. But when there's an American joke, everyone plays along. Hmmm.

[QUOTE=halflife_123;24020837]I wouldn't move over here just yet, employment is on it's way back up but most of it is part-time. Also like bravehat said, you can't escape the chavs. I don't know what the American equivalent is, or if there is one, but they are annoying as fuck and should all be shipped onto an uninhabited island where they can fend for themselves. That is all :v:[/QUOTE] I think the American equivalent is a "juvenile delinquent" to put it nicely. Fucking dicks are what they are.

1 it's UK not England 2 don't go further than Watford gap 3 tell people you are canadian not american

Haha, living in Wales is awesome. Like England but with much better accents. More friendly too, if I have to say.

Bad weather most of the time.

England has the best weather, and it is culturally diverse.

[QUOTE=Afgman;24030162]England has the best weather, and it is culturally diverse.[/QUOTE] who the cares if it's culturally diverse what difference does it make? more chinese and arabian people?

[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;24024514]AYE YA FUCKING WEE YANKY WANKY BASTARD EYY! FUCKING STAY THERE OR I'LL FUCKING CHIB YE! YE GOT IT PAL? Yeah expect this alot.[/QUOTE] Sounds Scottish. No offense to our Northern brethren of course.

You can go visit Harry Potter anytime you want!

You should move to Scotland instead: - Better Accent - Better Scenery - Better People - Battered Mars bars - Haggis, Lorne Sausage

[QUOTE=Timenova;24020384]It has a different atmosphere. Its quite peaceful here, especially in the countryside. But more importantly, everything is local. One of my American friends told me of how it takes a long time to reach most major shopping areas in the USA. While most stuff in England is pretty close and local, so you don't have to go far to get what you need. The south areas near the coast are probably the nicest.[/QUOTE] Here in the States all you need is a Wal Mart nearby and you're set baby. Hell you can pay most of your bills on the internet too. Internet and WalMart. The absolute Fundamental needs of a US Citizen Although I would rather live in Canada, the UK or France than the US now days

Kill clots, get dosh

[QUOTE=Mattz333;24031747]You should move to Scotland instead: - Better Accent - Better Scenery - Better People - Battered Mars bars - Haggis, Lorne Sausage[/QUOTE] And a life expectancy 10 years lower than Iraq in some parts of Glasgow [editline]10:39AM[/editline] [QUOTE=toxicpiano;24029838]2 don't go further than Watford gap [/QUOTE] HEY some parts of the Midlands are nice Shakespeare was born here didn't you know

A stupid icon, and the title "England". :colbert:

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;24020399]Scotland being just North is enough reason to move to England. England is just flat and bland in comparison. :scotland:[/QUOTE] Scotland is England Sr. Everything here is ten times better. One time, a cow sat in my garden for [i]three days.[/i] [editline]10:43AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Fusilero1;24020506]Dave, just get free view and after 9 PM it's nothing but great comedy panel shows and stand up, comedy in England is generally great[/QUOTE] Dave is the best thing to happen to television EVER.

[QUOTE=itsDivine;24020252]I'm moving to england from the United States, now now, I love the U.S.A and am proud to be an American, but I'm sick of the government and the oil spill and all that shit. Does anyone have some benefits to moving to the U.K? [besides Facepunch Camp-Out 2011][/QUOTE] oh wow you don't like americas government so you move to the UK. That's a smart move. haha

[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24031935] One time, a cow sat in my garden for [i]three days.[/i] [/QUOTE] [IMG_thumb]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091109200710/left4dead/images/7/7f/Render-ellis.jpg[/IMG_thumb] ?

[QUOTE=Mattz333;24031747]You should move to Scotland instead: - Better Accent - Better Scenery - Better People - Battered Mars bars - Haggis, Lorne Sausage[/QUOTE] this. Except Battered Mars Bars are worse than Hitler, I would prefer to deep-fry my balls. [editline]10:47AM[/editline] [QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;24031977][IMG_thumb]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091109200710/left4dead/images/7/7f/Render-ellis.jpg[/IMG_thumb] ?[/QUOTE] i luuuurrrrve cows.

[QUOTE=Barnhouse;24022026]If you're going to drink cider, drink Bulmers, it's better than magners and strongbow.[/QUOTE] Green Goblin and Henneys are infinitely superior to them. Also drink is dirt cheap here, seriously dirt cheap.

[QUOTE=Mattz333;24031747]You should move to Scotland instead: - Better Accent - Better Scenery - Better People - Battered Mars bars - Haggis, Lorne Sausage[/QUOTE] You forgot to add that you guys leech off the British government. - You people speak so damn fast it's hard to understand a thing. - No comment. - Glasgow. - We can get them at literally any fish and chip shop down here. - Shits nasty man. :v:

[QUOTE=Mattz333;24031747]You should move to Scotland instead: - Better Accent - Better Scenery - Better People [b]- Battered Mars bars[/b] - Haggis, Lorne Sausage[/QUOTE] I can get these down the road and I live in the west midlands :colbert: