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Great, you guys are making me want to move up to Scotland but I'll get murdered because of my accent. :argh: [editline]11:12AM[/editline] I'm English by the way.

[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;24029779]I like how the second someone makes a British joke, everyone quickly notices and gets offended. But when there's an American joke, everyone plays along. Hmmm.[/QUOTE] That's because everybody hates Americans, but no-one really hates the UK.

[QUOTE=Mobzor;24032182]You forgot to add that you guys leech off the British government. - You people speak so damn fast it's hard to understand a thing. - No comment. - Glasgow. - We can get them at literally any fish and chip shop down here. - Shits nasty man. :v:[/QUOTE] -Deal with it, we think fast for the most part unless you talk to a ned -Damn right you don't our scenery is amazing - Yay!! an entire country judged off of one area aren't you cool. - Battered Mars bars are a heinous crime that no one likes. :scotland:

go to scotland if you want to go to the poorest and unhealthiest part of europe

[QUOTE=Jamsponge;24032210]Great, you guys are making me want to move up to Scotland but I'll get murdered because of my accent. :argh: [editline]11:12AM[/editline] I'm English by the way.[/QUOTE] That's unlikely. Just stay away from Glasgow and you'll find everybody's great. [editline]11:24AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Anteep2;24032277]go to scotland if you want to go to the poorest and unhealthiest part of europe[/QUOTE] go eat a dick [editline]11:24AM[/editline] [QUOTE=bravehat;24032235]-Deal with it, we think fast for the most part unless you talk to a ned -Damn right you don't our scenery is amazing - Yay!! an entire country judged off of one area aren't you cool. - Battered Mars bars are a heinous crime that no one likes. :scotland:[/QUOTE] everything this guy said.

Come to Gloucestershire if you want to see strange men running down hills for a block of cheese. [URL="htttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM"]htttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM[/URL] Oh and also Britain has Rugby.

[QUOTE=Rhymenoceros;24032352]Come to Gloucestershire if you want to see strange men running down hills for a block of cheese. [URL="htttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM"]htttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM[/URL] Oh and also Britain has Rugby.[/QUOTE] Rugby is the best sport ever. It's like american football without the ridiculous fog of homoeroticism.

And less armour, and more walking tanks. Also the west highland games

Rugby is almost as boring as golf. rugby is shit too, throwing the ball backwards. ha! I laugh at your british ideals.

[QUOTE=Mattz333;24031747]You should move to Scotland instead: - Battered Mars bars [/QUOTE] On the Isle of Man, there are a few Fast food places that will fry ANYTHING Fried Cadbury bar :v:

All in all England Rocks, especially Norwich :v:

I'm an american on vacation in london right freaking now! it's so much fun! very different from New York, but strangely similar in some respects.

You'll find houses are generally smaller, and more expensive, simply because land is more expensive and there isnt much off it. When I first saw pictures of a friends house who moved to the US, I was amazed at how nice and big of a house you can get for so much significantly less than british houses. Personally, one of the best parts of England for me is how close and local everything is, and the music scene is top notch. Especially in London. London is a great place to visit and just explore, I often go down there for the day with some mates, bit of shopping, some great food, plenty of places to visit and things to do and the underground makes it simple to get around. Not to mention the clubbing scene, dont know how old you are, havent really read the thread through, but consider hitting Fabric or Matter if you get the chance (although Matter is temporarily closed).

[QUOTE=-Method;24032703]You'll find houses are generally smaller, and more expensive, simply because land is more expensive and there isnt much off it. When I first saw pictures of a friends house who moved to the US, I was amazed at how nice and big of a house you can get for so much significantly less than british houses.[/QUOTE] but they are made of wood

[QUOTE=James*;24032735]but they are made of wood[/QUOTE] Irrelevant, place a nice normal american sized house in an equally nice area in england and it'll be worth shit loads, especially in the current market.

But it's made of wood. The chavs would break in without even using a window or door.

[QUOTE=bravehat;24032843]But it's made of wood. The chavs would break in without even using a window or door.[/QUOTE] Why did I laugh like a twat at this?

[QUOTE=Hick2;24032611]On the Isle of Man, there are a few Fast food places that will fry ANYTHING Fried Cadbury bar :v:[/QUOTE] That actually sounds pretty nasty.

In summary, Scotland is better than England.

[QUOTE=James*;24032735]but they are made of wood[/QUOTE] Not all of them. Many are brick. And urban buildings tend to be concrete. You guys don't have any wooden houses?

[QUOTE=TheForeigner;24021787]Sweden is better, England is full of neandersheeple, too much exposure drains all your money and your metamorphosis to sheep begins, in a few days your put on a truck and taken to wales where you live your life as a sheep.[/QUOTE] :sweden:

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;24033523]Not all of them. Many are brick. And urban buildings tend to be concrete. You guys don't have any wooden houses?[/QUOTE] Nope. Too cold here, and I wouldn't trust a wooden house to be safe from people anyway, brick is the way to go.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;24033523]Not all of them. Many are brick. And urban buildings tend to be concrete. You guys don't have any wooden houses?[/QUOTE] nah pretty much all brick and concrete [editline]01:12PM[/editline] [QUOTE=bravehat;24033574]Nope. Too cold here, and I wouldn't trust a wooden house to be safe from people anyway, brick is the way to go.[/QUOTE] To be fair much of the US has far colder winters than Britain

Has no one mentioned yet that your really less likely to get shot? Guns are kinda hard to get here. But chavs. They will stab you instead

Spent a week in England with People to people...it was on my number #1 spot to move...till my girlfriend's family moved to Japan... Does anyone have any slightly yellow tinted spray paint?:v:

I'm British and I live in an area where the highest danger I'll ever be in is being beaten to death by an old woman with a walking stick. I think I'm the only one that is under the age of 65 in my area.

No big-ass spiders. Or at least not as many.

Also we still have venomous snakes but you'll never meet one, but here in scotland there's a metric fuck ton of red deer.

[QUOTE=bravehat;24033940]Also we still have venomous snakes but you'll never meet one, but here in scotland there's a metric fuck ton of red deer.[/QUOTE] Funny you should say that, I did find an Adder a few days ago in the New Forest. It just ignored me and went on its way though.

I love this country for the Fish n Chips, but my stupid ass sister won't go on the bike down the promenade (yes I'm in Blackpool) when it's lightly raining (I like the rain sometimes :saddowns:) God damnit.