Stupid Shit Facepunch Says

[JETFIGHTER5]

[quote=Godzillaboy98]Now note this is not a RANT or anything, just some criticism from me.

I first came to facepunch not to long ago around a month ago, I read all the rules and understood what to and not to do. So I posted and everything seemed okay. I decided to make a thread about i thought i had about half-life 3. Then people started acting like 2 year olds and complianed like crazy, then i get banned for "shitposting+ terrible thread" So I took a break for a week or two and then came back and made about two posts and got banned because i said "Magic *snort* *snort*". Then all of a sudden i get banned for "dumb Bump". So now I'd like to list improvments to make facepunch a better website:

1. Warning: This is the most important one, Now by warnings i mean, "godzillaboy98 please dont bump old topics" its that simple.

2. Fun: by fun i mean i wouldn't hate if the mods/admins posted on topics and had fun, rather then clicking on random fourms and banning.

3.Bans: This is the biggest boo boo on facepunch. All i can say is, just because someone donated to you, doesn't mean they cant be banned. Even if their your friend or donated to you guys, you still can ban them for doing bad things.

And these are my 3 helpful tips to improve facepunch

Thanks for reading,
Godzillaboy98[/quote]

Would [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1308172"]this[/URL] count?

[Breakfast Buddy]

[QUOTE=Mastahamma;42235044]People who spend their money on getting a PC that is capable of running games and can not afford something dedicated purely for gaming, AKA any gamer in poorer regions of the world[/QUOTE]

[BRS]

[QUOTE=JETFIGHTER5;42220556]Would [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1308172"]this[/URL] count?[/QUOTE]

I remember when that was posted

[editline]18th September 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=Sally;42218305][URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1307972&p=42217341&viewfull=1#post42217341"]link[/URL][/QUOTE]

that thread

[Blazyd]

apparently this was dumb

[chinatown]

[quote]“It’s impossible for me to just drink water straight. No matter what kind of water it is I always find myself spitting it out because the taste is unbearable. I pretty much need to add stuff like lemon juice into it if I want to be able to enjoy it.”
— roman117[/quote]

I dont get it, why is this stupid?

[Conely]

[QUOTE=Blazyd;42247812]-genitals blah blah-[/QUOTE]

technically it doesn't, you're thinking of sex

[ScottyWired]

[QUOTE=SuddenImpact;42252012]Now we know that when god masturbates, his sperms shoot all over the universe.[/QUOTE]

Talking about extraterrestial life [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1309013[/url]

[BrainDeath]

[url]http://stupidshitfacepunchsays.tumblr.com/post/61781184390/unpopular-opinions-i-dunno-why-but-i-prefer-the[/url]

idgi

why does this matter at all

or is this just pawnstick getting upset about someone's dumb anime opinion????

[editline]20th September 2013[/editline]

also the unpopular opinions thread is like the definition of low-hanging fruit

[Pawnstick]

[QUOTE=BrainDeath;42255893]also the unpopular opinions thread is like the definition of low-hanging fruit[/QUOTE]

that would be really weird if you looked in a dictionary and that came up

also

[img]http://i.imgur.com/wC4v3c5.jpg[/img]

owned suckers I got the best mod on fp to follow my tumblr

[HyperVyper]

“'The Dinner Dates' is now someone you should avoid. I also hate how he is putting his 'opinion' as a fact calling it a bad game.”
— Gwoodman

Did you actually add a completely valid point against your stupid ramblings on the tumblr?

[Netsui]

[QUOTE=HyperVyper;42259949]“'The Dinner Dates' is now someone you should avoid. I also hate how he is putting his 'opinion' as a fact calling it a bad game.”
— Gwoodman[/QUOTE]

Taking everything out of context and ignoring everything else. Oh well, who gives a shit, life goes on

[editline]21st September 2013[/editline]

Oh right, it's pawnstick who made this, I forgot, it's understandable then

[Amplified31]

Wow way to turn something that could actually be unbiased and funny into your personal hissy fit blog.

Grow up Pawnstick you cunt

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

[striker453]

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;42261949]why in the fuck would that even matter at all? what i touch my dick to has nothing to with how i feel about women or men, especially considering that i only jerk it to fictional animal porn.[/QUOTE]

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=Amplified31;42261050]Wow, way to turn something that could actually be unbiased and funny into your personal hissy fit blog.

Grow up Pawnstick, you cunt.

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - Craptasket))[/highlight][/QUOTE]

I guess the intention of the blog was to show the funny kind of bad posts, but it seems to have gotten flooded with some unfunny posts.

[skoinks]

[quote]“I started smoking marijuana a few months ago and this has been the only drug I’ve tried. Not long ago, a friend of mine suggested I try psychedelic mushrooms. Are mushrooms a wise next step after marijuana? Is it still too early for an inexperienced drug user such as myself to venture into the world of hallucinogens?”
— Homard[/quote]

How is this stupid? That's probably the most mature way to go on about trying new drugs.

[tninbu]

[QUOTE][Unpopular opinions] I dunno why, but I prefer the international dub for Gundam Wing over the original Japanese voice acting (much to the point where i can look past Relena Darlian’s subpar voice acting)[/QUOTE]

Why is this bad? Would it be any different if someone said they liked the international dub for a video game or movie?

For instance:
[QUOTE][Unpopular opinions] I dunno why, but I prefer the international dub for [I]The Witcher 2[/I] over the original [I]Polish[/I] voice acting (much to the point where i can look past [I]John Schwabs's[/I] subpar voice acting)[/QUOTE]

[Ownederd]

[QUOTE=Amplified31;42261050]Wow way to turn something that could actually be unbiased and funny into your personal hissy fit blog.

Grow up Pawnstick you cunt

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - Craptasket))[/highlight][/QUOTE]

lol.

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;41944850]Ya know, after a lot of experience with people being nothing but ignorant bigots stuck in their ways, I had kind of expected this place to be at least partially different, I'm sorry to see that's not the case. I'll leave you to your circlejerk, enjoy being taken advantage of.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;41894538]They're just really pointless. Making a sandwich requires absolutely minimal time, money, and effort, I don't get why I should pay someone inflated prices to do it for me.
Also where I am at least they're always full of hipsters.[/QUOTE]

[CyanLime]

fuck the tumblr, too much personal bias on part of the owner.

a thread for this sort of thing is fine.

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=Pawnstick;42259873]I got the best mod on fp to follow my tumblr[/QUOTE]

cute

[Dajukester]

Those threads that were fake stories like being constapated and being gay posted by some guy i dont remember now.

[Digimutant]

[QUOTE=Pinhead!;42279070]Those threads that were fake stories like being constapated and being gay posted by some guy i dont remember now.[/QUOTE]

christarp?

[The Adjudicator]

Wasn't a real post, most of you are bad at this.

[ScottyWired]

[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1309153&p=42256150&viewfull=1#post42256150"]lasagne[/URL]

not really dumb but it's funny as hell

[sloppy_joes]

im at work and i just read most of that thread.

probably gonna get fired now.

[A B.A. Survivor]

[QUOTE=Sally;42320226]Our bodies don't need water specifically it needs the minerals in it. That's why you cant drink pure water it would sap the minerals out of you.[/QUOTE]

[BRS]

[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;42307036]im at work and i just read most of that thread.

probably gonna get fired now.[/QUOTE]

I'm always at work and sometimes go on facepunch

[Elexar]

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;42321854][/QUOTE]

well he´s right at some level of this stuff.

obviously your body does need water, but pure water [I]would[/I] kill you by osmosis.

idk i don´t regard this one as stupid shit, he´s just misinformed.

[editline]29th September 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;42321854] [quote=Sally]Our bodies don't need water specifically it needs the minerals in it. That's why you cant drink pure water it would sap the minerals out of you.[/Quote][/QUOTE]

[Pawnstick]

[QUOTE=Amplified31;42261050]Wow way to turn something that could actually be unbiased and funny into your personal hissy fit blog.

Grow up Pawnstick you cunt

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - Craptasket))[/highlight][/QUOTE]

how about you stop calling people cunts on the internet

it's not very nice

[BRS]

[QUOTE=Sand Castle;42386931]If you guys are so intent on me just getting gold instead, YOU buy it for me. It's really easy to just tell other people to do shit, put your money where your mouth is motherfuckers.

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - MaxOfS2D))[/highlight][/QUOTE]

[Laputa]

I can't help but think some of these are actually just legit harmless opinions and preferences, like the gundam dub quote or the guy who didn't like water straight

Some people on there are a bit disturbed though, gosh