Stupid Shit Facepunch Says - General

I swear I've seen DiscoInfernos comment somewhere else.

[QUOTE=sam6420;42139597]Hot. So what was dumb about those posts then? Or did I miss something..?[/QUOTE] The belief that zimmerman's in any actual danger and calling his wife a "frigid bitch" because she's divorcing their hero, despite not knowing shit about their relationship

'The pony car can be fueled by putting a gas pistol in her pussy' - Knux95 Truely inspiring words.

[QUOTE=Venezuelan;42139721]The belief that zimmerman's in any actual danger and calling his wife a "frigid bitch" because she's divorcing their hero, despite not knowing shit about their relationship[/QUOTE] Pretending he isn't in any danger is equally as stupid. I mean the man is in hiding essentially. Remember those riots? Those were because he wasn't convicted. You don't think someone who partook in those riots wouldn't kill Zimmerman if they had the opportunity? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("This post is not about the thread topic" - verynicelady))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;42139887]Pretending he isn't in any danger is equally as stupid. I mean the man is in hiding essentially. Remember those riots? Those were because he wasn't convicted. You don't think someone who partook in those riots wouldn't kill Zimmerman if they had the opportunity?[/QUOTE] I think you're confused, this is the thread for discussing the tumblr called "stupid shit facepunch says" not a thread for posting stupid shit on facepunch [editline]10th September 2013[/editline] can someone find that post in the GTA thread by the kid talking about how he wants to live vicariously through his GTA5 character, that was grade a material for this

[QUOTE=daijitsu;42139437]the ability to submit images would be nice[/QUOTE] ok

Aspen's words on masturbating on Autumn's picture. That North Korean sympathizer guy. Alex_DeLarge's, scout1, and milkandcooki's quotes.

I vote for a section dedicated to SEKCobra and all of the shit he spews out.

[quote]We place our lives in each other’s hands. It is a kind of camaraderie that can scarcely be put into words. Our leaders look after us and we look after our leaders. To violate that trust is absolutely abhorrent. The military is like a family. This would be like your uncle shooting all of your siblings in cold blood. -SKEEA[/quote] I like this one because he actually just helps work on helicopters and carries water around or something.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;42139914]I think you're confused, this is the thread for discussing the tumblr called "stupid shit facepunch says" not a thread for posting stupid shit on facepunch [editline]10th September 2013[/editline] can someone find that post in the GTA thread by the kid talking about how he wants to live vicariously through his GTA5 character, that was grade a material for this[/QUOTE] How is anything I just said stupid? Someone posted about Zimmerman, I asked how that was dumb, he replied, then I replied. Stop being a dick.

[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;42140226]How is anything I just said stupid? Someone posted about Zimmerman, I asked how that was dumb, he replied, then I replied. Stop being a dick.[/QUOTE] wow you really dont get it

[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;42140226]How is anything I just said stupid? Someone posted about Zimmerman, I asked how that was dumb, he replied, then I replied. Stop being a dick.[/QUOTE] Stop discussing it here and do it somewhere else. How dense can you be? Do I need to repeat it again for that thick skull of yours? [Highlight]Stop discussing it here.[/highlight]

Posts the OP disagrees with do not = objectively stupid posts.

[QUOTE=SeamanStains;42140293]Posts the OP disagrees with do not = objectively stupid posts.[/QUOTE] 'Objectively stupid' I don't think there is such a thing.

name it "shit i strongly disagree with" and it's fair enough, i guess

[QUOTE=Nestophales;42137858]Wooo I'm first[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=GameDev;42137893]if i post here will i get quoted somewhere[/QUOTE] [QUOTE='[sluggo];42138167']I've got a completely out of context post in there! I win![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;42138382]I wish we had access to the pre-2010 forums, you'd probably have some stuff from me. I was really dumb when I first signed up. ...and I'm not sure which part of that post the agree rating was for :v:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=LuaChobo;42139198]put all my posts ever in there tia[/QUOTE] haha epic self degradation posts guys!!! those are p funny!

We're going to get a lot of posts we can submit to the blog from this thread alone

If only there were some means of sorting all posts on Facepunch by the amount of Dumb ratings they've received. Would make this job a lot easier (except for finding the truly old gold).

[IMG]http://puu.sh/2hC7t[/IMG]

Can you post a link to the thread he posted it in?

[QUOTE=Str4t0s;42135335]Islam is barbaric and should be banned.[/QUOTE] [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1306131&p=42135335&viewfull=1#post42135335]This needs to be put in there.[/url]

[QUOTE=Valiantttt;42139871]'The pony car can be fueled by putting a gas pistol in her pussy' - Knux95 Truely inspiring words.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE] Shit, now that’s how they fill water pistols, the cum pistols should be a toy for kids. I appreciate this idea. [/QUOTE] Knux95

Objectively stupid posts, eh? [url]facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=896675[/url] Every post by Ryu-Gi in that thread. [url]facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=896625[/url] and this one [url]facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=896558[/url] and this one... I nominate these for the tumblr: [quote]A girl's face is the most important physical feature for me. If I don't like the girl's face, then it doesn't matter how rocking the rest of her body is, I won't even look at her.[/quote] [quote] It would be simple in the fact that there's no longer taxes and math homework, no polititians messing up everyone's lives. Just pure, animal instinct, the way mankind was originally meant to live. I am seriously not trolling, I really want this to happen (a zombie apocalypse) [/quote]

I'll shoot myself if I ever see a qoute from me on this Tumblr. EDIT: Shit I spelled it qoute instead of quote!

[QUOTE=kimr120;42140819]I'll shoot myself if I ever see a qoute from me on this Tumblr.[/QUOTE] Nominating this post for the tumblr

Here's an old source that me and a friend of mine maintained, it might be worth looking at for additional material. [url]http://shitfacepunchsays.tumblr.com/[/url]

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oh god when did I say that holy shit

Somebody dig up the worst post of 2012, it was something about mapping and Avatar, it was lel-worthy.

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;42139960]Aspen's words on masturbating on Autumn's picture. That North Korean sympathizer guy. Alex_DeLarge's, scout1, and milkandcooki's quotes.[/QUOTE] Don't forget Catbarf's pro NSA-rants.