Stupid Shit Facepunch Says

[dai]

[QUOTE=Ramen;42141294]Aw man I'm glad I'm not the only one who had this idea. Here have some of mine:[/QUOTE]

SOMEBODY'S been collecting blackmail

[Curls]

[QUOTE=Pyth;42135628]Oh yeah, I'm real messed up in the head, I'm going to go shoot up a school full of kids and eat their still, beating hearts.

LOL jk[/QUOTE]

[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1306149&p=42135628&viewfull=1#post42135628[/url]

[DaCommie1]

Ramen, most of your post isn't really stupid things, it's just ad-hominem attacks from debates that you just seem to disagree with.

Something stupid would be if someone could find my post from '08 in the hardware and software forum where I said I'd code an OS in Visual Basic, that was stupid.

[dai]

I submitted some FP history

[swebonny]

This is amazing.

i got so much shit to submit

[bepassley]

should have made "shit killuah says" and have it automagically quote every post he makes as he posts them

[a dumb bear]

LMAO pics is going to be a gold mine for this

[hexpunK]

[QUOTE=fredstin22;42140283]Iago's nipples.[/QUOTE]

His nipples and weird obsession with allowing people to jerk it in a public restaurant kitchen make him prime material. And whoever the other guy defending kitchen wanker was, I remember arguing (well, telling) with both of them.

[notgeogzm]

Did anybody post the ballad of Bengley yet

[Kirbunny]

Someone needs to submit the saga that got Iago perma'd. I believe he was defending the pizza chef that pleasured himself in his kitchen and got caught on camera.

[Lovely]

who was it that made that massive post about dating a russian cyborg or some shit

[editline]10th September 2013[/editline]

now i remember, FPtje

someone go find that dumb post if it even exists anymore

[editline]10th September 2013[/editline]

fucking found it

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=943541[/url]

[quote]The bullshit stories started. I talked to Zoey a lot and Zoey said the following things to me not just once, all the time. Read and laugh:
- She was born without muscles in Russia as a twin of Joe;
- Her muscles were replaced with mechanical shit, that's why her voice on the microphone sounded mechanical (it was actually a voice changer...)
- parts of her brain were mechanical
- All the mechanical shit gave made her stronger, she crushed someone's head with her bare hands
- She was pyrotechnic (can ignite shit with her mind)
- She can control minds
- Her father tried to kill her and Joe, but Joe killed him in self-defence (years ago)
- She died tons of times, but Joe had a medicine to cure death. He injected it in her and then pumped it through her body with some pump
- Zoey and Joe together made "what's the world come to"

[b]I believed all this shit for a long while[/b][/quote]

[DrasarSalman]

[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1189617[/url]
This thread is pretty much a goldmine for sarcastic comments.

Here's another thread posted by the same guy, OP is a lot more disturbing:
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1189614[/url]

[Dr. Gestapo]

caution: this post contains social darwinism, racism, xenophobia and stupidity in general

[QUOTE=Bleach Qeef;40005771]Are you guys high? I would've killed to be "molested" by this sloot at 12. And everyone looks terrible in their mugshots.

And yeah it's a double standard, so be it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Episode;40114996][img]http://s14.postimg.org/4auaioqrl/1363843753020.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Intel Inside;40278524]No they want a Jewish majority and the Arabs are having more children. It isn't racist either since most countries with a minority want themselves as the majority people nation. Besides from history and major racism against Jews, the Israelis know that the only way to live in a secure country that people feel at home in, is to live in a country with a majority of themselves. They can't give back parts of Jerusalem to the Palestinians. That would be suicide for Israel. It would actually encourage the extremists and more extremist Arabs would move there and destroy more Jewish artifacts (which they are already doing.) They would also use it as another proxy by Iran to encourage terrorists to move there and they would probably be encouraged to launch rockets there at closer Israeli targets. People don't like to hear the truth and think everybody would get along but this is what would really happen. Some Arab groups even said that they would want to expand into Jerusalem and launch an apocalyptic war against the Jewish state.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=entertainer89;38208522]He also can't leave his family, know why? Because they will kill him. Bunch of apologists on here sticking up for their way of life because they don't have experience dealing with them. I fucking dare any of you to walk into one of their camps. You will die, and I will laugh because in your final moments you'll lay there and realize how stupid you were.

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism / Threadshitting" - Megafan))[/highlight][/QUOTE]

ugh why can't people just be nice to eachother

[yawmwen]

[quote][img]http://s14.postimg.org/4auaioqrl/1363843753020.jpg[/img][/quote]
lmao i remember that thread. btw for those that don't get the humor, the symbol used for "white pride" in image is the stormfront logo.

[URL]http://www.stormfront.org/forum/[/URL]

[areyouserious]

anyone have that weird ass post where aspen was claiming to be "good friends" with autumn

[editline]10th September 2013[/editline]

here's a fresh one

[QUOTE=tr00per7;42142308]If anything we should be glad that the girl died, she would have grown up to be a muslim, that man did us a service by ridding the world of muslims by fucking them to death at a young age.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1306131&p=42142308&viewfull=1#post42142308[/url]

[Griff]

A lot of Rinfects' and Vedicardi's posts can be put in.

[norfside noddie]

[QUOTE=pixskull;42142811]Some kid wrote a love letter to Garry but I can't find it.[/QUOTE]

Fuck me I remember that

[notgeogzm]

ctrl+f
"geogzm"
phew
next page
repeat

[Breakfast Buddy]

I control-F'd all the pages here and on that tumbler just to make sure I wasn't in it, what a relief

[editline]10th September 2013[/editline]

ninjied fuck

[Turnips5]

[QUOTE=Squad1993;41482032]This is exactly why there are racists in the world. Monkeys.
Wait, is that racist to call them monkeys?
People get butthurt over anything these days[/QUOTE]

[Skwangtang]

[QUOTE=Turnips5;42145664][/QUOTE]

It was only a matter of time.

Also, everything scout1 has ever said.

[yawmwen]

i think if you take the average post from any thread about romani, irish "gypsy", or any wandering group of people in europe, you will have a very comprehensive list of stupid posts.

[ROFLBURGER]

I have these posts for some reason labeled under bad posts

[quote]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1141651&p=39607855&highlight=#post39607855[/url]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1141651&p=39612416&highlight=#post39612416[/url]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1141651&p=39624502&highlight=#post39624502[/url]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1248849&p=39672479&highlight=#post39672479[/url]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1248246&p=39676466&highlight=#post39676466[/url]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1141651&p=39700325&highlight=#post39700325[/url]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250022&p=39770356&highlight=#post39770356[/url]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250022&p=39775182&highlight=#post39775182[/url]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250022&p=39781193&highlight=#post39781193[/url]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250022&p=39866817&highlight=#post39866817[/url]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1252698&p=39888993&highlight=#post39888993[/url]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1252698&p=39927580&highlight=#post39927580[/url]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250022&p=40002400&highlight=#post40002400[/url]

[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=948719&p=37727647&highlight=#post37727647[/url]

[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1236611&p=39061045&viewfull=1#post39061045[/url][/quote]

Most of them are just creepy

[Dr. Gestapo]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;42146712]I have these posts for some reason labeled under bad posts

Most of them are just creepy[/QUOTE]

[quote]Ohh you sweet blonde-haired national socialist catgirl on the last pic

I'll be your almighty and sweet führer anytime any day

come on, keep taking off your panties so I can perform a great hitlerian speech to your cute little clitoris, and an army of your precious juices coming from your tasty insides will hit me right here right now![/quote]

why does this thread exist

[erfinjerfin]

i forgot how weird foxconn was

[yawmwen]

i never knew how weird foxconn was but now i can never forget.

[editline]11th September 2013[/editline]

no matter how hard i try

[S31-Syntax]

I feel like the posts should have links to the threads they came from.

[Sharker]

Here's something to keep you going
[url]http://facepunch.com/search.php?searchid=3704199[/url]

[BRS]

include meninblack23's model lies thing thing in the modelling section.

those are hilarious

[editline]10th September 2013[/editline]

wait what was that one kid who posted a video of himself talking about the walking dead or something that thread is gold

[Pawnstick]

[QUOTE=Sharker;42148846]Here's something to keep you going
[url]http://facepunch.com/search.php?searchid=3704199[/url][/QUOTE]

[img]http://puu.sh/4oiM6.png[/img]

thanks