Stupid Shit Facepunch Says - General

[QUOTE=LuaChobo;42185059]how is this stupid, its obviously a joke[/QUOTE] I know it's a joke... Are we not allowed to post jokes? Is it stupid posts only?

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;42186497]I know it's a joke... Are we not allowed to post jokes? Is it stupid posts only?[/QUOTE] uh [QUOTE]Stupid Shit Facepunch Says[/QUOTE] yeah

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;42186497]I know it's a joke... Are we not allowed to post jokes? Is it stupid posts only?[/QUOTE] If you'e going to post jokes, they should probably also be funny too.

Yay, my bleach qeef submission got in.

lol remember back in 08/09 when the vast majority of fp thought slaughtering every religious or conservative person on the planet would equate world peace? could probably find some golden posts from that era

Oh god, Iago's quote on ancient buildings got in. I'd suppressed memories that thread long ago. Also, frozensoda's quote about the NSA is funnier when coupled with the fact that he was banned when I submitted it :v:

“ These pyramids have no value other then the value you put in it. I would say some old historical things are important and useful but a bunch of old ass bricks laying around are not. If we could learn some secret form of construction sure. But these are just bricks belonging to some dead tribesmen, you guys are getting worked up only because it’s OLD. ” — Iago my god...

Iago's post about old things not mattering is now immortalized is this irony

[QUOTE=dark soul;42194756]Nothing of value lost here. Sorry to sound mean, but she probably would have ended up committing suicide anyway if she was eager to kill herself over a few mean comments on the internet. Really tired of this generation of self entitled little pricks who cant even take a little bit of name calling. Oh boohoo, you got called a mean name or made fun of on the the internet. Try getting beaten up at school or having your face shoved in your food before you start complaining.[/QUOTE] man what a badass (this was in response to a 12 year old girl killing herself over constant harassment both in school and the internet) [editline]wow[/editline] [QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;42195158]If you're able to kill yourself because someone made fun of you online, you're fucking weak.[/QUOTE] alex delarge strikes again

Man I keep hoping this thread will make me laugh not make me depressed

[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;42140609] [QUOTE=brandonj4;42140601] [IMG]http://puu.sh/2hC7t[/IMG][/QUOTE] Can you post a link to the thread he posted it in?[/QUOTE] [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1253484"]Garry is going to be a dad[/URL] Have a good read :v:

I actually forgot about that. I guess it's gonna happen soon.

[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1307606&p=42197824&viewfull=1#post42197824"]Tucan Sam calls hurricane victims crybabies[/URL]

[QUOTE=Pawnstick;42151170]I wasn't aware that feeling bad for George Zimmerman "made sense."[/QUOTE] the idea for this site at face value is a pretty good one but is this tumblr your passive-aggressive political/social commentary soapbox or is it for bad posts some of these are really bad posts but some of them are obviously only on there because you merely disagree with them so i honestly cant tell otherwise keep up the good work id like to see this site grow better, like i said its a great concept [editline]15th September 2013[/editline] actually i say that but most of that shit appears to be on the oldest pages so it seems like you cleaned up your act so good work

you could pretty much fill this entire tumblr with rayhalo's post history.

I usually keep distance from the whole Zimmermann case. I don't care about it and pretty much any thread mentioning it turn into giant shitstorms.

Most poisonously stupid thing I've seen posted in a few months was this: [QUOTE=Moo;41620036]Simply ask yourself: 1.) Has a fat person ever contributed any significant advances to human knowledge or power? (No) 2.) Does a fat person consume more resources than the average person? (Yes) 3.) Does the excessive use of resources justify any potential fat people have? (No) Therefore we can conclude they have no right to exist. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - verynicelady))[/highlight][/QUOTE] [editline]15th September 2013[/editline] He was dead serious. It was also a thread about transgender people?

woohoo one of my posts is on there! do i get a gold star

[QUOTE=roman117;42208968]woohoo one of my posts is on there! do i get a gold star[/QUOTE] Submitted.

[QUOTE=Kommodore;42208807] He was dead serious. It was also a thread about transgender people?[/QUOTE] Moo is never serious

[QUOTE=Kommodore;42208807]Most poisonously stupid thing I've seen posted in a few months was this: [editline]15th September 2013[/editline] He was dead serious. It was also a thread about transgender people?[/QUOTE] we were having loads of fun about this in CCoF chat lmao. y'all stupid.

[QUOTE=Kommodore;42208807]Most poisonously stupid thing I've seen posted in a few months was this: [editline]15th September 2013[/editline] He was dead serious. It was also a thread about transgender people?[/QUOTE] Moo owns though, I know personally what he says is directly influenced by the geese he raises

QUACK. [editline]16th September 2013[/editline] let me quote moo [quote] maker: moo maker: a duck maker: is quacking maker: outside moo: why isent it moo: inside [/quote]

we were ~trolling~ u ok well [editline]16th September 2013[/editline] nevermind?

[QUOTE=Kommodore;42211203]we were ~trolling~ u ok well [editline]16th September 2013[/editline] nevermind?[/QUOTE] Add this post pawnstick, thanks

I was simmering over Moo's post for, like, the whole afternoon when I saw it This isn't fair I am a victim of cyber bullying

lol spending half ur day looking at satirical posts what a life.

Has anyone ever considered adding cluckmoo's posts?

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;42211512]Has anyone ever considered adding cluckmoo's posts?[/QUOTE] all of yours

[QUOTE=Pr0fane;42217341]Seriously they should have peoples age displayed under their avatar so I could instantly ignore half of the people here.[/QUOTE] [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1307972&p=42217341&viewfull=1#post42217341"]link[/URL]