Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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10 THOSUAND
I'LL MAKE YOU GUYS SOMETIHNG I SWEAR
first post in 2 years wwoOOoOooOOoooo
[editline]1st July 2013[/editline]
i bet you guys cant guess who i am
[QUOTE=desrt_rat;41262212]first post in 2 years wwoOOoOooOOoooo
[editline]1st July 2013[/editline]
i bet you guys cant guess who i am[/QUOTE]
well hello there handsome
[QUOTE=Desert Rat;41262236]well hello there handsome[/QUOTE]
come here often? ;)
[QUOTE=desrt_rat;41262239]come here often? ;)[/QUOTE]
Not really, no.
[QUOTE=noneshallpass;41260792][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XqoC408.jpg[/IMG]
I was scrolling and for a good five seconds I swore you had wrote, "DEATHMOG" on her.[/QUOTE]
Haha, naw, Deathwish is a skate company.
Talking about skate stuff, got a new board today:
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/FxCam_1372695805340-1.jpg[/IMG]
Finally back from the world after going to Texas to help organize a funeral and Berryessa to...have fun and shit. I think they balanced each other out nicely. Checked out some gnus that I might get in Texas. Got to ride a jet ski, one of those tube things, and a fast ass boat in Berryessa. Slept in a huge RV. It was for my girlfriends birthday. Surprisingly, when we got home, I tried the backdoor. Never again. She wasn't walking straight afterword :v:
[QUOTE=/Vandy/;41244169]I am going to hollywood with this guy on Monday to buy a Marine P41 uniform because on the 4th of July, I'm participating in a parade, and I get to be a Marine on a float for the flag raising on Mt. Suribachi. I'm fucking STOKED!
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/EwwD5yq.png[/IMG]
I'm that guy.. Everything I have is 100% correct, but I wasn't able to hunt down the squad cleaning kit that he has in front of his canteen. I am pretty sad about that.[/QUOTE]
Is that one John Bradley?
I haven't tried the backdoor after my first time. Don't think I used enough lube, almost got stuck, fuck that hole
[QUOTE=AppleJackson;41264884]Talking about skate stuff, got a new board today:
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/FxCam_1372695805340-1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Can you recommend me some good longboard brands and or just a link to a site were I can order one? I wanted to get into it.
[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;41265727]I haven't tried the backdoor after my first time. Don't think I used enough lube, almost got stuck, fuck that hole[/QUOTE]
ok
[QUOTE=CritNick;41265777]Can you recommend me some good longboard brands and or just a link to a site were I can order one? I wanted to get into it.[/QUOTE]
PM me if you want to know more about what to get, but as far as deck brands, Comet, Earthwing, Landyachtz, Churchill, Bustin, Bombsquad and Sector 9 makes good decks. For trucks, go with either Independant, Paris or Caliber. For wheels, Abec 11, Cult, Metro, Landyachtz and Orangatang makes good wheels. I always buy from Muirskate.com, Longboardskater.com or socalskateshop.com.
But again, PM me if you don't already know exactly what you want. I don't want to write a wall of text about skateboards in the airsoft forum.
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Of fuck, wowoot got perma'd?
[video=youtube;JbpEgQvfw0A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbpEgQvfw0A[/video]
Respect for my fallen homies
[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;41265727]I haven't tried the backdoor after my first time. Don't think I used enough lube, almost got stuck, fuck that hole[/QUOTE]
Many hilarious google searches and $15 later, we got astroglide X premium or some shit. Awkward times at the counter at Walgreens for apoc.....
[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;41265727]I haven't tried the backdoor after my first time. Don't think I used enough lube, almost got stuck, fuck that hole[/QUOTE]
One time I was going to put it in a girl's butt and she farted.
[QUOTE=apoctank;41266045]Many hilarious google searches and $15 later, we got astroglide X premium or some shit. Awkward times at the counter at Walgreens for apoc.....[/QUOTE]
yeah, i just kinda used a bit of what we had combined with the cum left on my dick from peeling off the condom
i went vag first
guys im an impressionable young teenager
you're scaring me
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;41266230]guys im an impressionable young teenager
you're scaring me[/QUOTE]
says the guy who smokes that good sensimilla ;)
My first back door experience was at 14. She was on top of me and just put it there without saying anything lol. Then she made a lot of painful faces and stopped trying.
i've only been on bottom once and it wasnt very good
whats it like when it's done right
better than "not very good"
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my ex didn't like anal too much, shared the sentiment with a friend
both commented on the "extreme pain", like "being stabbed in the ass"
interpret it as you will, I'm sure the friend's ex interpreted that as "I HAVE DICK TOO BIG"
You're all making me sad.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;41266494]You're all making me sad.[/QUOTE]
Stop.
[QUOTE=CritNick;41266521]Stop.[/QUOTE]
I wasn't starting. I didn't go off bitching and moaning about how all girls hate me and they're all bitches because that's dumb and not actually true.
But you did go on the "Oh woe is me" tangent. Like really, if you want help, add someone or PM someone. I don't mind you as long as you don't consistently a constantly post about being sad, or otherwise in a shitty state of mind. We get it, but really, I'll even talk to you as long as it isn't here if it gets you of the rut you're in.
i refuse to take the backdoor
REFUSE.
[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;41266391]i've only been on bottom once and it wasnt very good
whats it like when it's done right[/QUOTE]
Feels good man
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;41266599]i refuse to take the backdoor
REFUSE.[/QUOTE]
Take? Yes. Give? No. Ass feels good lol. Its different from the other spots, and in a good way.
[QUOTE=AppleJackson;41265841]PM me if you want to know more about what to get, but as far as deck brands, Comet, Earthwing, Landyachtz, Churchill, Bustin, Bombsquad and Sector 9 makes good decks. For trucks, go with either Independant, Paris or Caliber. For wheels, Abec 11, Cult, Metro, Landyachtz and Orangatang makes good wheels. I always buy from Muirskate.com, Longboardskater.com or socalskateshop.com.
But again, PM me if you don't already know exactly what you want. I don't want to write a wall of text about skateboards in the airsoft forum.
[editline]1st July 2013[/editline]
Of fuck, wowoot got perma'd?
[video=youtube;JbpEgQvfw0A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbpEgQvfw0A[/video]
Respect for my fallen homies[/QUOTE]
pourin out a 40 for all my fallen niggas
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